Disclaimer: Mmm... Tacos.. Not really.. Still down own this... Excuse me while I cry.

"So what do you want to do, let him yell or knock him out again to enjoy our movie? I can always get the decorated rock." Reno heard him cursing and laughed. "Don't go through all that trouble. A little tape should do." Then Reno smiled, "Though, the rock is very tempting." "So, do you want to do the honors of duck-taping his mouth shut or knocking his face back in? You're choice. I vote for the rock." She grinned at Reno waiting to see what he might do, it was very rare that she got to beat the living shit out of someone with a rock pillow, or watch someone do that.

Reno thought about it. He would love to bash Axel's head in, but there was just something about the way Yuffie did it. "No, I think I will let you bash his head in." Reno waited for Yuffie to jump up and grab her weapon.

"I will do that if you will make me a cake." Yuffie was just craving cake for no real reason, she waited to see if Reno would say yes. Then she would instantly rush to obtain her weapon and deal some damage to the man that had really screwed things up. Maybe she should do that to Reno's phone also.

"I don't know how to cook though. I couldn't make an actual cake to save my life." Reno had never been able to cook; even when he was little he burnt everything. His mother had always told him that he better marry someone who knew how to or he'd be screwed. The ninja stared at him, and stared. "You can't even bake a cake that has instructions on the side? That's lame. Then I'm not going to silence Axel. You'll have to do it." Yuffie leaned back in the couch and continued to watch the movie, ignoring Axel's yells and swearing.

Reno grimaced, "I could try, but I make no promises." He hoisted himself off of the couch and made his way into the kitchen. Reno didn't find any 'easy to make' cakes and so he would have to try to make it from scratch. Reno pulled out two eggs, milk, flour, vanilla extract, chocolate and everything. He cracked the eggs, mixed the ingredients, managed to cover himself in flour, and then pulled out the mixer.

Yuffie tried her best to hold her laughter in but that didn't work well when the flour exploded in Reno's face. She just had to let go of her laughter which had a hidden giggle-snort in it also, who couldn't resist? "Reno... You look like Casper the Friendly Turk Ghost." Oh how she loved to say cheesy comments about anyone and everyone when she felt like it.

The brilliant machine luckily made the perfect batter and now all he had to do was pour the beautiful chocolate mixture. Reno had already preheated the oven and so he just said a silent prayer as he slid the cake batter in. "Pray that it doesn't suck."

Yuffie waited for the cake to finish to see if it was good so she could beat the crap out of Axel for Reno again. She prayed that it was good so she can just pig out on it; maybe they had some frosting somewhere. The ninja leaped from the couch and started to look for some, thankfully there was a box of chocolate frosting hidden in one of the cabinet's corners. "Today seems like my lucky day!" Yuffie chirped holding up the can of chocolate frosting.

Reno had just laughed off her comment about the flour and simply dusted it all off once the cake was safely in the oven. He hoped that the cake was good, and hoped that Axel got good and bloody once Yuffie was done with him. Reno felt sorry for him a little... the keyword being a little. Reno didn't like Axel, but he didn't hate him. Was it possible for him to? Wasn't Axel a part of him? Reno decided it didn't matter, either way he couldn't hate Axel. "Looks like."

Like any girl would do if they loved chocolate, the ninja grabbed a spoon and took a spoonful of the chocolaty frosting and ate it. In one big bite, "Mmm. Delicious. I hope your cake can stand up to this frosting Reno!" She grinned with a little bit of chocolate still on her teeth and lips. Yuffie was not a very clean eater when it came to chocolate. "How much longer till it's done?" The ninja questioned temped to take another bite out of the frosting.

Reno just looked at her like she had two heads. The chocolate was smeared across her lips and he found it very odd, but also cute. "You and me both Yuff." He looked at the cake and then shrugged, "About five or six minutes."

Yuffie groaned, if it didn't come out of the oven soon she was going to start chowing down on the chocolate frosting for no real reason. So she returned to the couch without the frosting and waited, for only a few minutes before she started to explore the movie selection more thoroughly. Which only lasted about another minute. After that she stared at the counter from the couch, waiting.

Reno just drummed his fingers on the counter to the beat of the song stuck in his head as the minutes carried on. Soon only two minutes remained and he caught Yuffie's glances as she stared. "You know, I doubt the cake will be ready faster with you staring at it." He knew she was impatient, but he never thought she was almost as impatient as him.

"I wish the cake would be ready faster with me staring at it. That would be like a super-awesome power to have. If I ever get super powers I totally want it where what I stare at cooks faster. Then I CAN COOK HUMANS! NYUCK!" The ninja started to evil laugh, which turned into an evil giggle-snort, which just turned into plan laughing at her own snorting.

"Well I wish that too." Reno watched as there was a minute remaining and then he just cringed. "Yeah, but if I came out in a towel and then you stared at me... there would be a huge problem!" Reno doubted he would taste as good as a cheeseburger. "Who ever said that I would stare at you when you came out of the shower?" The ninja questioned, teasing Reno, she forgot about the cake for a minute and started to think about her cooking eye vision powers. What kind of adventures could Yuffie have with that kind of power? Something that most people wouldn't want happening anytime soon.

"Um... past history has proven that fact." Reno knew she was teasing him, but he just played along. Soon there were mere seconds separating Yuffie from his chocolaty creation. "Almost done!" The ninja finally licked off the rest of the chocolate frosting from her face still waiting behind the couch. "Nu-uh. I only looked at you what.. Ten seconds? Then you walked away, or I did. I don't remember, too much happening in such a short amount of time." Yuffie commented still wiping her face making sure that there wasn't anymore chocolate on it.

"More like ten minutes! Don't remember or remember, but don't want to say anything?" He jested as he pulled the cake out of the oven. "Ready!" "WHOOHOO!" Yuffie cheered as she tried to vault over the couch, that didn't work well when the back of your foot is caught. So over the couch the ninja went, but into the ground she landed, not very gracefully either. She rebounded up from the floor, not even a bruise in sight and headed over to the oven to see if Reno's cake was... Yummy.

Reno was surprised that the ninja's fall barely seemed to faze her. Most girls whined or made a big deal about it. Not Yuffie I guess. Reno set the cake on the counter and waited for it to cool a little. Within seconds the ninja had frosting in one hand and a knife in the other, she cheered with glee that was until she saw something in the hallway leading to the laundry room.

"How the fuck did you get out?"