Oh-So American
Drabble Series
Summary: Hey, you. Yeah, you. The one that can apparently understand me. Can you help me here? ...Isn't this supposed to be an Elite School? Yeah? Then why can't you people understand ENGLISH? Aren't supposed to know it for business and whatnot? ...WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
English
I won't even mention the horrors that my beloved Twinkies put me through. Nope! Nothing you can say nor do will change my mind. So get that money and fatty tuna outta my face you scum!
Nothing! I repeat nothing is going to get me sing like a canary!
"Could you please tell us where Hikaru and Kaoru put you through?" asked the Alien.
I know he has a name! I truly know it!
….But what is it?