Dedication: For my friend chavon13, who provided me with six requests/challenges, two of which absolutely cracked me up... I'm dying to write those two (I reckon you know which two I mean... but don't say anything in a review, so that everyone else will be shocked by them when they come!), but the first of them is still a week away. 'Til then, here's one to tide you over! Hope you like it! :D

Disclaimer: The characters and settings used in this story belong to the illustrious J.K. Rowling. I may have taken slight liberties with their personalities and/or appearances, and I mean no harm whatsoever by doing so. No copyright infringement is intended and absolutely no money is being made by my writing this.

Luna and Fred

In one light, their relationship was bizarre… but in another, it made perfect sense: one of the greatest pranksters the wizarding world had ever seen… and a girl very aptly nicknamed 'Loony'.

"Luna, dear?" Fred asked one afternoon.

Her softly voiced, "Hmmm?" was the only indication she was paying attention, as she never looked up from reading The Quibbler.

"How about we go out to dinner and a show tonight?"

Still not averting her attention from the magazine, she airily replied, "Or we could stay in and have sex…"

Fred's eyes widened. "Yeah… or that." Merlin, he loved his girlfriend.