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Child 20: Ohio

"Michigan! Move out the way!" Ohio said pushing her brother away with her hip. "You're slower than the guys on your team!"

"I'm pretty sure you mean the guys on your team." Michigan said. They were trying to get downstairs for lunch when they encountered a problem. Michigan had chosen to take the stairs because he thought Ohio was going to take the elevator. Ohio had chosen to take the stairs because she thought Michigan would have taken the elevator. Imagine their surprise and disgust when they saw each other at the stairs.

"Will you both just get a move on! The food will get cold and I've made blood sausage!" England said.

Michigan and Ohio looked at each other. "You can go." Michigan said.

"Oh no, please you go."

"Ohio, the favor is all mine."

"No, the favor is mine."

"The favor will be mine, if the two of you don't come downstairs right now!" England said. Ohio went first and Michigan trailed behind her. Lunch in the Jones-Kirkland house was an important occasion just like all other meals. There were days when it was the only time they would see each other.

Samantha 'Ohio' Jones-Kirkland sat down and piled salad onto her plate. The family meal looked like something from the 19 Kids and Counting. Texas always had a habit of showing off his cooking skills. And Arthur, a habit of showing off his cooking non-skills.

Samantha felt herself slide off her chair. Her butt landed on the floor with a thud. Once she pulled herself back up she looked to find Michigan walking away with a smirk on his face. God, how she wanted to punch him.

The family was used to seeing Michigan and Ohio fight, they were destined to some might say. They were the opposite gender/American football version of New York and Massachusetts.

"Michigan! You bastard! What was that?" Ohio shouted.

"Me? In case you forget there are fifty-two other people living in this house! Ever thought it could be one of them?" Michigan said charging off to Ohio.

"It had to be you because everyone else was sitting down at the time! You are such a dumbass you know that?" Ohio pushed her brother lightly. Michigan pushed back. Just as the fight was about to get really nasty England stepped in between them.

"Dear God, don't you two have any idea what you're doing to Alfred!" Michigan and Ohio looked at their Dad to find him clutching his shirt, looking very worn all of a sudden.

"We are sorry Daddy." Michigan and Ohio said to England.

"Oh, I'm not the one you should be apologizing to."

Michigan and Ohio, with their heads down in shame turned in Alfred's general direction. "We're sorry Dad."

Alfred gave a weak but getting stronger smile in their direction. "It's OK, a hero never lets his children fight. He sometimes needs the heroine to help him out."

"I am not a woman. And stop calling yourself a hero. You only sound even more idiotic." Arthur said.

"I'm still kicking your ass." Samantha whispered in Michigan's ear.

"I'd like to see you." Michigan said before wrapping his muscular arm around Samantha's neck.

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Author's Note: The ending isn't suppose to be incest. I will admit that if I were one of those people that took the states as not really being siblings then I would have a good chance of shipping it. Same as Anna and Abigail. They're sisters but if they weren't "Hello Yuri!"

I know this question might be brought up but in case any of you are wondering, there is an incestuous couple. That couple is South Dakota and Iowa. For any new readers West Virginia is a lesbian and not dating any of her sisters.

Next up is... Louisiana! Oh boy, quite a lot of people are going to like this one! Any information or fun facts you have is always welcome.

And my poll closed. So expect that chapter up around sometime soon.