Well, finally for people who love Kyouya, the time has come! Kyouya's birthday! Enjoy!
Raidou stared horrified at Reborn across the kitchen table.
"What did you just say?" Raidou asked.
"I told you to go on patrol with Hibari." Reborn said.
"No. After that," Raidou said. Reborn smirked.
"Dressed like a girl." Reborn said.
"No way in hell!" Raidou jumped up from his seat, slamming his hands on the table.
"Why not?" Reborn asked. "You dressed like a girl for your friend didn't you?"
"That's a whole different story!" Raidou yelled. "Besides! Why do I have to dress like a girl for him?" Reborn smirked.
"It'll be more fun this way."
"N-O W-A-Y." Raidou spelled. "I'm not going to dress up as a girl again. Never ever again. Don't even expect anything either." Reborn smirked and snapped his fingers. Raidou looked at Reborn with one eyebrow raised. Suddenly, Raidou's arms were chained together by Bianchi. "BIANCHI!"
"This is for the sake of love." Bianchi said.
"WHAT LOVE?!" Raidou screamed. "This is obvious a way to torture me!"
"It's for Reborn's sake." Bianchi said, dreamily. Raidou stared at Bianchi as she started to space out.
"Over my dead body!" Raidou quickly jumped over the table and Reborn. Bianchi started to run after Raidou, but by the time she arrived at the door, Raidou was already gone.
"Tch." Bianchi said. "I'm sorry, Reborn. Raidou got away." Reborn smirked.
"Don't worry, Bianchi." Reborn answered. "He doesn't have to dress up as a girl. Those handcuffs are more than enough." Raidou sighed as he was running away.
"That was close." Raidou stopped and tried to pry the handcuffs off. "Damn it. This is hard. Maybe if I got to the police station, they'll have keys for me." Raidou turned then stopped. "But will it work? It's handcuffs from Reborn after all. He's probably the only one with keys. Let's see." Raidou ran toward the sewing store. "Hey, miss. Do you have a needle that I can use?"
"Uh sure." The lady handed over a needle.
"Uh. Do you need this?" Raidou asked.
"No not really."
"Okay." Raidou reached up with both hands.
"Oh dear. What happened to your hands?"
"Uh. Long story." Raidou laughed. The lady giggled and Raidou sat on a stool as he worked on the handcuffs. "Damn this is hard." Raidou left the store and continued to work on the hand cuffs. "Yes!" Raidou got one handcuff off. "Huh?" Raidou stared at the needle as a purple substance was bubbling on it, burning it. "Yah!" Raidou let go of the needle and watched it disintegrate. "Wah!" Raidou jumped back in surprise but he bumped into someone. Raidou looked up to see Hibari. "Ah." Raidou looked down at Hibari's wrist to see that he was handcuffed. "Oh shit."
It was silent as Raidou and Hibari made their way down the street. Hibari was obviously mad and Raidou tried to avoid Hibari's cold and mysterious aura. Raidou saw people whisper as he walked by. Raidou face palmed. It was getting uncomfortably silent so Raidou decided to break the silence by talking.
"Uh... Hibari," Raidou started. Hibari glared at Raidou. Raidou flinched. "U-uh... Do you think we can rest a bit? I'm tired from walking around a lot." Hibari continued to walk. Raidou sighed as he followed Hibari. Soon, Raidou started to slow down. Raidou's arm was stretched out in front of him. "Tired..." Hibari stopped and Raidou bumped into him. "What's up?"
"You're too slow." Hibari said.
"I can't help it." Raidou said. "I slow down when my stomach's empty and I didn't have a chance to get a bite of my breakfast." Hibari turned away and started to walk away again. Raidou sighed as he walked as fast as he could which is basically walking slowly. Hibari stopped again and Raidou walked straight into Hibari and they both fell down, Raidou on top of Hibari. Raidou ignored the weird position and looked at the store they were in front of. "A convenience store?"
"Yeah. You were annoying me about your hunger." Hibari said. Raidou jumped up to his feet, bringing Hibari up to his feet as well.
"Let's go!" Raidou ran into the store, dragging Hibari with him. Raidou grabbed a basket and started to get some food.
"You have a lot of energy when it comes to food, don't you." Hibari said.
"Well, yeah." Raidou said. "I can eat an elephant right about now. Did you eat breakfast?"
"I don't eat breakfast." Hibari said.
"What!" Raidou said. "How can you last through the morning?"
"I can last with an empty stomach."
"No wonder you're so thin."
"You're one to talk."
"I have high metabolism." Raidou said, grabbing more food.
"Hmph." Hibari smirked.
"Well, I'll get food for you too then. To skip breakfast is bad for you, you know." Raidou said. "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."
"Hmph." Hibari replied to Raidou. Raidou brought his food to the cashier.
"Damn." Raidou said. "I forgot my wallet at home." Hibari put the cash on the counter. Raidou looked at Hibari. "Thanks." Raidou grabbed his huge bag of food and walked out of the convenience store with Hibari. Raidou grabbed a rice ball and started to chow out. "Yum!" Hibari continued his patrol and Raidou followed. Raidou finished his rice ball when he noticed Hibari hasn't eaten yet. "Ah." Raidou grabbed another rice ball from his bag and brought it to Hibari's mouth. Hibari looked at Raidou. "Just a bite." Hibari hesitated before taking a bite from the rice ball. Raidou chuckled. Hibari looked away as he chewed. "Want anymore?"
"No."
"Okay," Raidou said. "The rest is mine." Hibari quickly turned around to see Raidou about to eat it.
"As I thought. I'll eat the rest." Hibari grabbed the rice ball from Raidou.
"Why? I thought you didn't want anymore?" Raidou asked. Hibari didn't answer and just ate the rice ball. "What's with that?" Soon, Raidou was done eating for now and continued to carry the bag of food for lunch. "Hmm?" Raidou thought for a while. "Ah." Hibari looked at Raidou. "Damn I have a package to pick up at the post office."
"Too bad. You're going to have to pick it up later." Hibari said. Raidou sighed.
"I know." Raidou reached into his pocket and grabbed his cell phone. He punched in a few numbers and held the phone to his ear. "Hey, Daichi. Could you pick up a package from the post office and drop it off at my house?" Raidou was silent as he listened to Daichi. "Well, you see I can't. I'm in a weird situation." Raidou rubbed his head. "Hmm? What kind of situation? Uh... that's going to take a while to explain." Raidou laughed. "Huh? Go meet you at the amusement park after I'm done with this situation? Sure. I don't-!" Suddenly, Raidou's cell phone was smashed out of Raidou's hand. "Ouch!" Raidou stared at his cell phone the ground. Daichi was yelling on the phone now.
"RAIDOU?! HEY! ARE YOU OKAY?!" He yelled. Hibari went over to the phone and crushed it with his foot.
"HEY!" Raidou yelled. "What's the big deal?"
"He was getting too annoying and you were too loud next to me." Hibari said, walking away. Raidou sighed as he followed after him.
"Man, what do I do about this? Doc bought me this phone too." Raidou said. "I didn't want to lose it or break it. Doc bought it for me after all."
"I'll buy you one later." Hibari said.
"Hmm? Why?" Raidou asked.
"Because I want to." Hibari said. Raidou sweat dropped.
"Why waste money on buying a new phone for me?" Raidou asked. Hibari glared at Raidou.
"Like I said, because I want to." Hibari said as he looked down at Raidou. Raidou shrunk.
"Y-yes sir," Raidou replied. Hibari turned back around and walked. Raidou sighed as he walked after him. Raidou looked around the streets to see people whispering again. "They're probably wondering why we're handcuffed together. It's either that or it's just Hibari." Raidou walked forward but got pulled off to the side. "Huh?" Raidou turned to look at Hibari who was in front of the phone store. "Eh? You're actually going to buy me one?"
"Yeah, now come on." Hibari yanked on the handcuff, making Raidou follow him into the store. Raidou was staring at all the phones, but Hibari picked the phone for Raidou. It was the exact same one the Hibari has. "Here." Raidou took the phone.
"Isn't this yours?"
"Got a problem?"
"N-no..." Raidou looked at the phone. "What happens if I mix this up with yours?" Raidou hit his palm with his fist. "Ah." Hibari walked out and Raidou dragged Hibari into a different and smaller store. Raidou grabbed a phone strap and went to the cashier. "I'd like to have this."
"How cute." The lady said. "For your girlfriend?"
"Huh?"
"No need to be shy." The lady giggled. "You look around that age anyway." Raidou smiled a bit.
"That's not it." Raidou said. The lady giggled. "No, I'm serious." The lady gave Raidou the phone strap. "Huh? I didn't pay yet."
"It's okay." The lady giggled. "You're the one who invented some of the things in here."
"How'd you know?"
"A friend of mine told me."
"Who?"
"It was Daichi."
"Daichi..." Raidou face palmed. "I should have known." The lady giggled. Hibari grabbed Raidou's wrist and walked off. "Ah! Thanks, miss!"
"You're very welcome!"
"Hey! Hibari! You're going too fast!" Raidou said.
"Shut up." Hibari said. Raidou blinked and took out the phone strap.
"Here." Raidou held up it up. Hibari took it. "It's your bird. I named it Hibird." Raidou started to laugh. "Since it likes you so much and is always attached to you. Weird name huh?" Hibari took the phone strap and shoved it into his pocket. "You don't like it?" Hibari didn't answer and continued to walk. "I guess he doesn't like it." Raidou walked after Hibari.
"Raidou!" Raidou stopped walking and took a look around. Hibari stopped as well.
"Who called my name?" Raidou asked, looking around. Suddenly, his eyes were covered. "Who turned out the lights?"
"Guess who~!" Someone said. Raidou reached up and touched the person's hands.
"Uh... this voice... these hands... it's Daichi." Raidou replied.
"Aww... you got it so fast."
"Well, that's obvious. Who else would do this-! No, never mind." Raidou said. BAM! Daichi flew all the way across the street. "Daichi?!" Daichi got up and rubbed the back of his head. "Are you okay?"
"Somehow," Daichi said. "Who hit me?" Suddenly, Hibari's arm was around Raidou, holding a tonfa.
"So it was you, Hibari." Raidou said.
"Don't touch what's not yours." Hibari said.
"Well, you're not touching me, so I'm not yours. So who do I belong to?" Raidou asked himself. Hibari put down his tonfa and started to walk again. "Wah!" Raidou turned around and walked after Hibari.
"Hold up, Raidou!" Daichi yelled. Raidou turned his head around as he walked.
"What's up?" Daichi gave Raidou his package.
"Here."
"Didn't I tell you to drop it off at my house?"
"Well..." Daichi rubbed the back of his neck. "That Gokudera guy was there and he threatened me with his dynamite if I plan on sexually harass you. So I decided to go find you to give it to you." Raidou accepted the package.
"Thanks." Raidou said. "It's finally here." Daichi peeked over Raidou's shoulder as he started to rip off the wrap. "Cool!" Raidou took out a case.
"I was wondering why the package was so big." Daichi said. "You had cases in there.
"Yeah." Raidou said. "I want to make more things." Raidou started to go through all the cases. "Sewing case. Check. Crafts kit. Check. Origami case. Check. Cool. I have everything."
"Wow." Daichi said. "You mind making me something?"
"Sure. Hmm..." Raidou thought a while. "How about I make a doll for you?"
"A doll?"
"Yeah. Of me."
"I'll have two of those, please."
"Why two?"
"One is when you're dressed like a how your usually are. The other one is when you're dressed up like a girl." Raidou sweat dropped.
"I refuse. Too much work."
"Don't be like that."
"Fine." Raidou said, looking away.
"Yay!" Daichi hugged Raidou really tight.
"Can't breath!" Raidou said. Hibari swung his tonfa and Daichi flew across the street again. "Sorry, Daichi! Hibari doesn't like commotion it seems."
"Then why didn't he hit you?!"
"You're right huh." Raidou looked at Hibari. "Hey, Hibari."
"What." He answered.
"Uh. Why don't you ever hit me when I'm loud?" Raidou asked. Hibari was silent. "Uh... Hibari?"
"Because you're skin and bones. That guy over there seems that he has more meat on him than you do." Hibari said.
"Making fun of me again, I see." Raidou sighed. Hibari smirked. Daichi watched them walk down the street together.
"That wasn't even a reason." Daichi had a sweat drop on his head. "Why is it that they look so great together?" Daichi asked. Then a grin grew across his face. "I have to call up a friend of mine." Daichi grabbed his phone, punched in a few numbers, and put the phone to his ear. Meanwhile, Raidou and Hibari were still walking together. Raidou looked around.
"You spend the whole day walking around?" Raidou asked.
"Half of the day."
"What about the other half?"
"Planning for the discipline committee."
"What more do I expect..." Raidou sighed. Suddenly, someone grabbed Raidou from behind. "Wha?!" Hibari quickly turned around to see Raidou struggling with a man. Hibari lifted up his tonfa, but was blown away when Raidou was done struggling with the man. He had fox ears. Hibari was silently staring at Raidou. Raidou blinked and his ears moved. "What's wrong?" Hibari quickly turned away. Raidou blinked again and his ears moved. Hibari's face was a bit pink despite his pale skin. Everyone started to whisper louder as Hibari and Raidou made their way down the street.
"Kyaa~!" a few girls squealed. They swarmed over Raidou, patting his head and hugging him to their chests. Raidou blinked and his ears moved. The girls squealed even louder. "What's your name?"
"U-umm," Raidou started. "I feel a bit uncomfortable right now." The girls squealed. Raidou sighed as he was separated from the girls' chest. "Why exactly are you girls making a commotion over me?"
"You're so precious!" the girls said.
"What?" Raidou asked. One of the girls held up a mirror and Raidou stared into the mirror to see fox ears. Raidou's ears perked up in surprise. Then he rubbed his eyes and stared into the mirror again. "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!" Raidou yelled.
"Looks like fox ears." Hibari turned toward the man that spoke. He patted Raidou's head, making Raidou's ears perk up. The man laughed.
"Doc! Couldn't you do something?" Raidou asked.
"Afraid not." Doc replied. "It seems that they won't stop until the end of the day."
"No way!" Raidou said, grabbing onto Doc's shirt. "Come on!" FLASH! Raidou blinked and turned to see a teenager with a camera.
"That was cute." He replied. "Now go over to your partner and pose with him."
"Who?"
"The guy you're handcuffed to." Raidou stared at Hibari.
"He's not my partner."
"It doesn't matter. Just go hug him."
"Huh?" Hibari turned a bit pink again. "Why?"
"Just do it." The guy said. "Hmm... hold on. Hey, you." The teenager said to Hibari. "Grab that guy's hand." Hibari lifted an eyebrow.
"I don't take orders from you." Hibari said. "In fact, who are you to order me around?"
"Then I won't change that boy's ears back to normal." The guy said, turning away.
"Ah!" Raidou turned to Hibari with puppy eyes. Doc sighed. Hibari looked away and grabbed Raidou's arm. Raidou blinked. The guy turned back around in a flash and took a picture.
"That's good." The guy said. "Now go walk down the street, holding hands. Or I won't change your ears back." Raidou grabbed Hibari's hand and started to walk down the street. FLASH! "That's good. Now you." The guy pointed at Doc. "Carry fox ears."
"Problem." Raidou lifted up his arm. "We're chained together."
"Who did that?"
"A sadist." Raidou rubbed the back of his head.
"I see. Well, I'll be taking those ears off right now." The teenager grabbed Raidou into a neck hold.
"Wah!!!" Hibari lifted his tonfa and glared at the guy. Raidou waved his arm around as he took off the ears. Then Raidou steadied himself on his feet.
"You can have them." The guy said.
"How am I supposed to use them anyway?"
"It's not hard. You'll find out."
"You have a weird confidence in me."
"I guess. I'll see you some other time."
"Hey! Let me know your name!"
"It's Akihiko."
"Oh. Nice to meet you. I'm Raidou."
"Yeah I know."
"Huh?"
"I heard from Daichi. See you."
"So it was Daichi's idea huh." Raidou sighed and face palmed. "Well, at least I got these ears off." Raidou looked at his wrist. "Now to find a way to get this off my wrist."
"Well, I can't do anything about it." Doc replied.
"I know." Raidou said. "I think I'll go hunt down Reborn. I'm getting tired."
"Try if you want."
"That voice..." Raidou turned around to see Reborn. "Reborn! Get this handcuff off me!"
"If you can catch me that is." Reborn said as he ran off.
"Ah!" Raidou ran after Reborn dragging Hibari along.
"Hold up!" Doc yelled as he ran after them. Reborn entered the zoo and Raidou ran in after him.
"Damn it... where'd he go?" Raidou looked around. Suddenly, Raidou felt a hot breath on his shoulder. "Eh?" Raidou turned around to see a lion. "Huh?" The lion stared at Raidou. "Oh shit." A few minutes later, Raidou was running down the zoo with Hibari from a lion. "WHY THE HELL IS A LION OUT RIGHT NOW?!" Meanwhile, Doc arrived at the scene. Everyone was running in one direction.
"What happened?" Doc asked someone.
"There's a lion on the loose!" Someone answered. Doc sweat dropped.
"A lion?" Meanwhile, Raidou was running around looking for Reborn and avoiding the lion.
"TODAY IS NOT MY DAY!" Raidou yelled as he ran. "WHERE ARE YOU, REBORN?!" Reborn was watching from afar with a smirk across his face.
"Raidou may have not noticed, but he's grasping Hibari's hand pretty tightly." Reborn said. Time went by and Raidou has already been around town at least three times, not including patrol.
"Damn it..." Raidou panted as he looked around. "Where is Reborn?"
"Right here!" Raidou snapped his head around and saw Reborn. "Well, I've had enough fun today so I'll let you guys go home now." Reborn got out the key and got the handcuffs off the both of them.
"Finally!" Raidou rubbed his wrist. Hibari did the same. "Why'd you wait until now?"
"Because it was fun watching you suffer." Reborn said. Raidou sweat dropped.
"What more do I expect from a sadistic baby?"
"Well, did you know?"
"Hmm?"
"Today's Hibari's birthday."
"Eh? Really?" Raidou turned to Hibari. "Is that true?" Hibari didn't answer. "Well, if Reborn was the one who provided the information, then it has to be true." Raidou smiled at Hibari. "Happy birthday, Hibari." Raidou thought for a moment. "Well, I guess the keychain is your birthday present." Suddenly, Hibari's bird came flying to Raidou. "Oh! How are you?"
"Good, Good!" It replied. Raidou laughed. It flew over to Hibari. "Hibari, Hibari!"
"Man it's attached to you." Raidou said. "It must love you a lot." Hibari let it rest on his shoulder. "That's not fair. You treat humans so coldly, but to animals you just can't hit it." Hibari turned away. Raidou then put his finger to his head. "Note to self: Hibari has a weakness for small animals." Hibari held up his tonfa and glared at Raidou. "I'll erase it! I'll erase it!" Hibari turned away again. "Well, I'm going now so see you." Raidou waved and walked down the street, arguing with Reborn. Hibari reached into his pocket and pulled out the phone strap. He stared at it for a moment before shoving it back into his pocket.
The next day, Raidou was walking down the street, looking at the list of things he had to do. BAM!
"Sorry. Ah." Raidou looked to see that he had bumped into Hibari. "Sorry, Hibari." Hibari just walked off. Suddenly, there was Hibari's legendary ringtone. Raidou looked around. "Who's phone is that?" Hibari pulled out his phone and answered it. "Who else could it be?" Raidou face palmed. "Hmm?" Raidou noticed that Hibari had the phone strap strapped to his phone. Raidou smiled and whispered to himself. "Note to self: Hibari is a softie."
Okay this is a day late. I couldn't do anything about it. Well, I hope you like it. Hibari wasn't too OC I hope? I was running out of ideas so yea. I tried to make Hibari as Hibari-like as I could. Well, pwease review! Thanks for all the reviews up until now! They motivate me! ^-^
