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Clarie: Ha-ha! You all thought we were long gone eh? Well you were wrong!

(random dude throws a tomato)

Clarie: Heeey! That's mean and uncalled for! (flips dude off and whimpers)

Chevy: Yeah, and you're supposed to use ROTTEN fru- (Gets hit with a rotten pineapple)

Random Dude: My bad!

Chapter 37

Um Dunno. I gave up on this years ago.

Clarie's POV

So side's Chris' ghost haunting me, Manbecca trying to get fresh with Nick (twitch), and Ashley being kidnapped, what a surprise, I kinda wanna die. Pushing emo me back, I walked past the merchant, ahead of everyone else since I'm cranky, and hell what am I saying, what Hebecca said about Nick has been running through my head all night...

Anyways I know next up was activating the gears in the tower. Then...bleh, two gary's and Verdugo. I'm so totally ready to jump off of a high tower and die now. NO! BACK EMO SIDE! BACK I SAY! Kaaaay um anywho moving along, we made it to the outside of the tower.

"I-It's c-cold out h-here..." I mumbled while folding my arms and shivering. I could see my breath!

"The lady's cold; Billy, give her your jacket!" Nick hit Billy-Boy in the back of the head with his magnum and took his jacket off his unconcious body. "There ya go," he said smiling and handing it to me.

I blushed and took it, putting it on. "Thanks Nick..." I said smiling. Um I would, ya know, thank him the way I wanted to ..ya know...like back in the cart ride...(cough) but everyone was staring at us like, "Can we go now?". Ya know. So I kissed him on the cheek.

Hebecca on the other hand practically threw herself down on Billy shouting, "On no! BILLY! NOT BILLY! WHY GOD WHY?! NOOO I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO DO HIM!"

...kay so she didn't say that but whatever.

"Billy! Oh my gosh!" she knelt down and tended to his wounds. "Kay, so who's up for heading to the tower and being thrown in the gears and such!?" I asked.

"WHAT?!" Luis, Chevy, and Rebecca asked.

"I said, Who's up for the gear tower!?" I replied.

So we were off on our merry way! Hi ho Clarie! AWAY!

In front of Clock Tower

Nick's POV bishes

Okay, so we went passed the merchant ("Hey how's it going? How's your daughter? Seeya!") and in front of the tower. I grabbed Beck's handgun out of her side and shot the damn illuminado that was going to scream "There they are!" so that was one to I didn't have to worry about. But since I really didn't want to go through the tower I decided to take a shortcut.

I put my arm around Clarie's waist and shot my grappling hooking the tower, then zipped up to the top. From there I aimed once more towards the distance, fired, grabbed her again, and ZOOM! Off we went right in front of the door to the two garradors.

"Wait here, kay love?" I said and kissed her cheek before going on in. She frowned and looked up at me.

"Okay..." she mumbled.

Before getting inside I already had a plan for how to tackle this conundrum of a room. Walking quickly without making a sound towards the two cultists, I kicked one in the balls then spun over and cracked the others neck. Good ol' Gary heard the snap and came running at me. I jumped over the railing and looked and saw it crash its claw into the wall. I lifted my magnum to shoot when a claw came out of nowhere and hit back towards the wall, dislocating my jaw.

"Fuck!" I struggled upward and saw the other garrador slashing over and around the railing. It was facing towards me, so I had to take as many shots on the other one as I could. BAM! BAM! BAM! Stupid ass mother fucking...! Why the hell'd you move before that last shot hit! Not taking any chances, when it dug its claw out I ran up to it and dug both hands into its back, and ripped out its shot up plaga before throwing it on the ground.

Right when I finished that up, I turned around and saw the other garrador about to skewer me with its claw. I bent backwards, thanking the lord for letting me live. You see it must have been divine intervention because I just so happened to be a Matrix fan. And I also just so happened to like praticing Neo's famous bullet dodging scene. I mean hot damn, it seems all that nerding out came to some use after all.

Anyway... after that glorious moment, I ran up behind the garrador and shot my last two magnum rounds into its plaga at point blank range. Hell yeah, nothing like good old exploding plaga. Once that was done I walked over and opened the double doors.

"Miss me?" I muttered holding my jaw. God damn...

Her eyes widened and she ran to me. "Holy hell Nick! What the hell happened?! I knew I shouldve went in...that's the last time I let you do that shit by yourself..." she muttered the last part while grabbing my jaw and applying pressure on it, snapping it back into place.

"Holy fuck, aaaahhh!"

She smiled a little before hugging me. "I'm sorry, I know that musta hurt but it had ta be done! Mmmm...I'm glad you're okay though...just don't scare me like that again!" Hehe, she's so cute when she's worried.

Far away from Sara,

and that's all that really matters

Chevy's POV

Okay, so there I was...in the middle of...wait, where was I? I'd stopped paying attention again! Dammit! Bad, Chevy, bad. Oh well; what I lacked in the combat department, I could more than make up for by helping my teammates in 'other ways' (insert calculating grin here). My first mission, get "Herbecca" out of Nick's hair. How, you may ask.. Well, I may have not played RE Zero before, but I do know that the two people in front of me (Billy was up and conscious again) were the only 2 playable characters in that game. So it's pretty obvious as the trend of these games go, that the 2 main characters end up falling in love or falling in love with an NPC, usually with very little character developing storyline to show said love's progression. After a brief intermission in my head, since all that thinking was making my brain hurt, I came to the conclusion that BECKY + BILLY (NICK + CLARIE) - BECKY.

I had one way of getting them together, and it meant I would have to risk Billy beating my ass. Hoo boy, I hope Nick and Clarie appreciate this..

"So Becky..." I said as I slyly sauntered over to her... "Long time no suck face..." This caused Billy's eyes to go wide in shock as he shifted his stares between me and her.

"Eheheheh, what the hell are you talking about, Chevy?" Becky looked confused and shot me a glare.

"Yeah, what the hell are you talking about?" Billy echoed

"I'm talking about the Spencer Estate, Chambers," I said directly to Becks, though I made sure Billy could hear it too. She looked as if she was struggling to rembember if anything had happened between us that night.

"I can read you like a book, Chambers, and you would have been all over me if--" DOINK! I collapsed from the knee to the groin.

"If Chris Redfield didn't get there first? Yeah...riiight..." Becky the Manslayer said as she stood over me. Billy tried to look cool, but he really couldn't help but laugh at what he'd just heard...

"BAHAHAHA! THAT'S RICH!" He said, doubling over as I stood up slowly.

"Pfft, whatever... you want me, Becky.." Becky, who had made it back to where Billy was standing, and brought up her gun to silence me. Whoa, this chick is nuts.. "Uh uhh-- unless you want him instead!" I stammered frantically, pointing at Billy.

They both blushed. Score!

A long, tense silence followed before Billy grabbed her hands gently and lowered the gun.

"Billy, what're you--?"

"I think you should answer his question."

"I, uhhh..."

Jeebus! Kiss him already, before I-- Oh. Nevermind. Damn... Billy's fast. There they go... and there goes Becky's hand under Billy's shirt... And I think I'd better remind them where they are before Billy figures out the clasp on Becky's bra... Okay I'm kidding, but they were still going a little too far for my eyes.

"Ahem..."

Pfft, I gave up a looong time ago

Clarie's POV (Again! Yay me!)

Okay, so now that that's over and done with, I'm guessing this will mean it's getting close to falling down a pit and into the sewers. Why does EVERY RE game have friggin sewers?! So anyways, it's through the double doors, up the stairs after taking the shiny's (YAY SHINY'S!) from the small statues, then into the new set of double doors.

Made it! Hey look it's Assley! She made a weird grunting sound before looking over at us. "Nick!" she cried. I glared. "Hey!" I shouted pissed. She ignored me. Then came the giggle. That infamous gay little giggle from Sally.

"Ehehehehehe, Ahh Mr. Atkins."

"Wow, I must not be that important or somethin' ..." I mumbled, shrugging. Salazar grinned. "Don't you two know when it's time to throw in the towel?" he asked reaching over to his shiny red button. Wait... OH SHIT!

"Divide by zero!" Nick screamed shoving me out of the way from the trap door right before it fell. I fell on my ass before getting right back up and looking down the opening. "NICK!"

"Well we're screwed..." I heard Ashley mumble.

"Saque una hoja de papel!" came Nick's voice from the pit when suddenly a hook shot up into the ceiling. Yay! Nick! What the hell did he say? No matter, he's okay! I stood up and turned towards Salazar.

"Ha ha!" I taunted, grinning. He shot up from his little thrown and started jumping up and down, throwing a fit. Hehehe that's funny. "Damn him! Go! Kill him now!" Salazar ordered to the um thing in the red robe. It started walking towards the doors.

"Hey! No way! Don't you dare touch him!" I said pissed and running towards the thing unfortunately the other guard grabbed me. "Let me go! Grrrrr...I can't let him face anything alone again..."

So since I'm pissed I'm gonna do the only thing I can, jump down and hope to miss the giant spikes and land on a pile of dead bodies! I pulled out my Red9 shot at the thing's face and ran to the opening, jumping down, closing my eyes at the same time. After a fall that should've ended a lot sooner, I landed on top of something that didn't kill me.

"Ouchies! My back!"

Hm? I know that voice! I looked down at what or WHOM broke my fall. I smiled widely before hugging him. "Nick!" I said happily. Hehe I think if I had a tail it'd totally be wagging like crazy right about now.

Around, no need for my location...

Trent's POV

Hmm, seems they're smarter than they look. But I'm smarter, and I now know the name of that man. Nick, or most likely Nicholas. What is that Coen doing, that he hasn't killed those damn people yet? I reached for my radio, blasting a man's head open with my Punisher. These people are starting to annoy me rather than amuse me.

I hit a button on the radio, paging Billy. Static was heard until...

"Yeah, Billy here."

"Mr. Coen. What am I paying you for?"

"I know...listen Trent, there's a woman here. Um, she's cool, we can trust her..."

"Mr. Coen she's an agent for Redfield. I want her disposed. I want ALL of them disposed. But bring me that man, Nicholas."

"Why him?"

"Something tells me he knows where the samples are."

"O..kay...um..."

"Kill the others. We have no use for them. And if you can't bring me Nicholas then bring me someone close to him. We'll just need some bait."

"That's a tough one. Well I can get you Chevy if Becks can get distracted. As for Clarie, Nick watches the girl like a hawk. Very protective of her, so it'd be kinda hard to sneak her off while he's around. Sides she's with him right now. They've been joined at the hip since I got here."

I raised an eyebrow. She's the closest as I presumed. Must be the lover. But if Coen's right about the man's protective behavior, we'll never be able to grab her. And with the man they call, Chevy, I rarely hear anything about him. He's no threat either. I don't need him for my plans.

"Fine, I guess bait is out...but maybe...hmm. Coen, go ahead with the first plan. His friends' death should bring him to me."

"Right. Well. I'll get them each alone. Chevy first, then Clarie if Nick turns his back, and that should bring Nick to you."

"Alright Coen."

I lowered the radio. Once I can get some answers from that man, I'll collect my samples, rid of that arrogant Coen and his girlfriend. Then catch my plane out of here. Hmph, well, I suppose a nice, early vacation in the Carribean will do me some good later.

End Chapter

Clarie: Well that was fun. My favorite part was when I landed on Nick! ...UM I MEAN...anyways...what was your favorite part? (smiles and stays silent for a sec) Hehehe yeah I liked that too!

Wesker: You've been watching Dora again, huh?

Clarie: (looks around nervously) No way.

Wesker: (snatches away Clarie's shiny)

Clarie: SWIPER NO SWIPING! ... (cries) You big meanie! I'm tellin' Nick!

Wesker: Pfft.

Chevy: Umm... I'm gonna go before the "We Did It!" Song starts up... Oh yeah, and... umm... you're screwed... BYE! (prepares to run away)

Wesker: (shrugs) Come now. I'm superior compared to her little boyfriend.

Clarie: NU-UH! He could kick your ass in a heartbeat! Now give me back my shiny!

Wesker: (holds it up high in the air) Work for it!

Clarie: (cries) Mmm...You just wait til Nick gets here! Chevy! Send out the signal!

Chevy: I left the signal in your purple talking hispanic backpack, remember? Oh well.. I guess I'll have to make do. (takes out a cardboard cutout of Clarie's silhouette and shines an LED flashlight under it) Viola. The Nick Signal.

Flashlight: Hola Amigos!

Chevy: Why does everything talk? And why is everything hispanic? And why am I asking a freaking flashlight?

Wesker: (grins and keeps on being a bitch)

Clarie: (whimpers) Niiiiick!

Nick: Yes'm? (walks in with RPG on back)

Clarie: (points at Wesker) He stole my shiny and he won't give it back and he's talking shit about you, and I said no and he said hahah and I said Nooo give it back! (sniffles) And he won't give it back!

Nick: Well, thats where good ol' RPG comes in handy. (aims at Wesker's feet) Bye bye. (fires)

Wesker: Curses! Foiled again! You...bast...ard... (drops shiny and dies)

Clarie: YAY SHINY! (grabs shiny and put it in pocket) MY HERO! (huggles and kisses Nick) Hehehe now then...REVIEW!!