Miss.Ecofreak: Hey look! This is page 100!
Zakura: are you going to throw a party now?
Miss.Ecofreak: Why not? (To the characters) You're all invited!
Crew: (frown… runs away)
Miss.Ecofreak: fine! No leaves for you!
Bunnyfied characters: (return)
Zakura: aw… I wanted all those for myself.
Miss.Ecofreak: a little note to Meowen before the party, no I'm not writing Dork X yet, I can't write a parody of a game I've never played and Jak X hasn't been released here yet!
CHAPTER 36
NARUTO VERSUS GAARA… NOT
Jak came barging in to the Naughty Ottsel.
"Hey guys! Naruto and Gaara are going to fight!" he said.
But there was no one there.
"Oh right. They are already at the fight" Jak said and walked out.
But as he returned to the place where everyone else was, he couldn't see Gaara or Naruto anywhere.
"Where did they go?" Jak asked.
"They ran of to celebrate page 100 of Dork Period" Keira said. "Sasuke went too, along with Temari, Daxter, Veger, Rock Lee and Itachi".
"How troublesome" Jak said. "I was looking forward to seeing Kyuubi and Shukaku (the demons inside Naruto and Gaara) fight".
"Don't worry Jak! You can see that on the anime!" Torn said and pulled out a DVD of Naruto (Zakura: there is a DVD of Naruto? Miss.Ecofreak: … maybe…)
"So what do we do now?" Jak asked.
"I bet the rabbits will return when page 100 ends" Keira said.
"And when is that?" Jak asked.
"In about 23 lines, not counting this one"
"So what will we do in 23 lines?
"21"
"Well we have to do something! If we don't do anything there will just be one line saying…"
"19"
"…Nothing happens and then we won't get anywhere!"
"17"
"Why do you count every second number?"
"I'm counting the lines you're saying too. 15"
"So… I should say 14?"
"13"
"Should I say 13 instead?"
"No. 11"
"Huh? You're confusing me"
"I'm counting here! 9"
"You're just being annoying"
"7"
"Stop counting!"
"5"
"Shut up!"
"3"
"Keira!"
"1"
"Will you stop this nonsense?"
"It's over"
"Huh?"
"We've been on page 101 for three lines now!"
Jak looked down and saw the lower side of the screen saying "page 101"
"Hey! You're right! So Miss.Ecofreak's party is over now?"
"I dunno"
"But you're the mechanic here!"
"What's that got to do with everything?"
"I'm not good at anything!
"Glad you can admit it"
"Wait… I didn't mean that! I'm good at saving the world and stuff…"
"No you're not"
"WHAT?"
"The first time you saved the world we ended up being pushed 200 years forward in time!"
"It was you who wanted to see what the rift rider could do!"
"And the second time you "Saved" us, Haven City was left overrun by metalheads!"
"It wasn't my idea to get myself banished!"
"And the third time you killed Cornelius' big brother!"
"Oh yeah. Thank you so much Jak!" Cornelius said sounding overjoyed, hugging Jak.
"Was that a bad thing?" Jak asked.
"And you burned down Ashelin's t-shirt-stand!" Keira said.
"Everyone hated those shirts!"
"I didn't!"
"Well everyone ignored you"
"Grrrrrr"
"Did you say something Keira?"
"Jak… you suck"
"Hey!"
"Err… what are you fighting over?" Daxter asked.
"When did you get back?" Jak asked.
"Around 30 lines ago. We just never got the time to tell because you were talking all the time" Daxter said.
"We just arrived. Sasuke finally fell asleep so we had to carry him all the way" Gaara said, he and Naruto were carrying the sleeping Sasuke between them. (None of the other bunnyfied ninjas/Veger and Daxter were helping, Itachi had even tied a basket with wheels under it on to Naruto's fox-tail and was now resting in it.)
"Wow. How did that happen? He was so hyper only two pages ago" Sakura said.
"We mixed some sleeping powder in his coffee" Gaara said. "And it worked."
"After ten cups of it" Naruto sighed. "How much coffee can one rabbit hold?"
"We Uchihas have been known to hold a lot of liquid" Itachi said from underneath his basket. (Naruto had turned it upside down when he realised what he had been dragging along all the way from Miss.Ecofreak's house)
"You should see Itachi when he gets drunk" Kisame said. (Oh uh… here's a Naruto-character I don't know diddly-squat about except for his name, funny he'd appear here)
"HEY! What are you doing here?" Itachi yelled.
"So… when is he going to wake up?" Sakura asked.
"Considering how much powder Naruto put in the cup and how much Gaara poured over his food I'd say he'll be out for a few days" Itachi said, while trying to hit Kisame with the basket for telling about his drinking-habits.
"What? Why did you put in that much?" Sakura asked.
Naruto and Gaara tried their best too look innocent, just as innocent as two demon-containers can look when one had nine large fox-tails and red ears while the other had one racoon-tail, and racoon-ears (they have shifted a bit from their earlier bunny-forms, now they're more like a rabbit-Kyuubi an a rabbit-Shukaku. Since they have different animal-spirits within them I figured they might as well show it, besides they're so cute! Right Zaku?
Zakura: (shivers) half…giga…fox…dangerous…don't…eat…me)
"We… sort of lost the bottle with the powder" Naruto said. "Both bottles".
"And he had been drinking 70 cups of coffee Sakura! 70 cups! How else were we supposed to knock him out?" Gaara asked.
"Did you have to use that much?" Sakura asked.
"Actually he fell asleep quite quickly, but afterwards the little demons took a whole new bottle of pure sleeping powder and poured it into his mouth while he was still sleeping" Itachi explained.
"Traitor" Naruto hissed, before both he and Gaara ran away, in fear of what Sakura would do to them.
"How can I be a traitor when I've never been much of a friend to either of them?" Itachi asked as Sakura ran after Gaara and Naruto.
Miss.Ecofreak: hope you liked that one and I also hope I didn't mispell Kisame's name.
Zakura: Try writing about people you have seen in the manga
Miss.Ecofreak: aw, but then I couldn't write about Itachi, whom I've been hearing so much about from my friends who has more episodes of the TV-series than me (I want broadband! grrrrr) Please review.