06.16.2012
Craig Tucker: Stan?
Stan Marsh: hey
Craig Tucker: So your friend Christophe doesn't want to go on this trip. He says he's fine and that you need to get your nose out of his ass, or something like that
Craig Tucker: We should just go and have fun; he'll be fine
Stan Marsh: ...
Stan Marsh: ...whatever
Craig Tucker: Are you okay? He can take care of himself; he's still alive isn't he?
Craig Tucker: He kills people for a living, for christ's sake
Craig Tucker: And we'll be fine, too
Craig Tucker: So it's all good
Stan Marsh: ugh
Craig Tucker: Ugh?
Stan Marsh: yeah.
Stan Marsh: I don't want to talk about this right now, okay
Craig Tucker: When do you want to talk about it?
Stan Marsh: never
Craig Tucker: Well we kind of need to
Craig Tucker: If we're going
Stan Marsh: maybe I don't want to go on a trip with Token
Craig Tucker: Really? A free trip to France and you don't want to go?
Craig Tucker: What if I want you to go with me?
Craig Tucker: ...you know this will be just about our one month
Stan Marsh: Token's going to be there
Stan Marsh: ...you want our one month with token
Craig Tucker: Not necessarily token, but a cool trip would be fun
Stan Marsh: ...with token
Stan Marsh: Token is paying for our one month
Craig Tucker: What's so bad about Token?
Stan Marsh: ...nothing
Craig Tucker: Right..
Stan Marsh: that was a serious comment
Stan Marsh: there's nothing wrong with token
Craig Tucker: Okay
Stan Marsh: that's the problem
Stan Marsh: there's nothing fucking wrong with Token
Stan Marsh: there never is anything fucking wrong with token
Craig Tucker: I know, it's fucking annoying isn't it
Craig Tucker: But he's got my back
Stan Marsh: Yeah
Stan Marsh: I know
Craig Tucker: So that's a good thing
Stan Marsh: Great word choice
Craig Tucker: What?
Stan Marsh: nothing
Craig Tucker: You're really not in a good mood, are you
Stan Marsh: no
Stan Marsh: I'm not
Stan Marsh: I don't want to go
Craig Tucker: Do you want me to leave you the fuck alone? Because everything I'm saying is just pissing you off for apparently no reason
Stan Marsh: It's not for no reason
Stan Marsh: Have you slept with Token?
Craig Tucker: Well I didn't do anything so I'm not going to get bitched at for it
Craig Tucker: No
Craig Tucker: What?
Stan Marsh: You've never done anything with Token
Craig Tucker: No, where the fuck is this coming from?
Stan Marsh: I don't know
Craig Tucker: Even if I did, why would it matter if it was before I was with you? I don't even get why you're pissed off
Craig Tucker: This is from nowhere
Stan Marsh: ...you did do something with Token then
Stan Marsh: I can't believe you did something with token and didn't tell me
Craig Tucker: No, I fucking didn't
Craig Tucker: Why would I lie about that?
Craig Tucker: This thing where you don't trust me needs to stop
Stan Marsh: I trust you
Craig Tucker: Yeah
Stan Marsh: Yeah, I do
Stan Marsh: Token just makes me paranoid
Craig Tucker: Alright
Stan Marsh: now you're basically dismissing me
Stan Marsh: great
Craig Tucker: I'm not dismissing you
Craig Tucker: You just don't trust me
Stan Marsh: I do fucking trust you, god
Stan Marsh: seriously
Stan Marsh: I do
Stan Marsh: token is just
Stan Marsh: I don't fucking get token
Stan Marsh: He keeps involving himself in my life and I want him to stop
Stan Marsh: It's not right that he's hitting on Wendy
Stan Marsh: And he's talking too much to Kyle
Stan Marsh: and you're always going on about token this and token that and how wonderful Token is
Stan Marsh: why don't you just go marry fucking Token, if he's not taken by the rest of the town already
Craig Tucker: Stan, I know it hurts, but Wendy can talk to whoever the fuck she wants to. That's just the truth. She had to watch you walk off with me, didn't she? And I don't know about Kyle, but they're both smart as fuck, so they're probably just nerding out or something stupid. And Token is my bro. I have broments with my bros. I don't even talk about him at all, anyway. It's rare that I tell you about him because I know you don't fucking like him, even if he's important to me
Craig Tucker: Token isn't out to get you, I don't know why you think that
Stan Marsh: ...
Stan Marsh: What is a broment
Craig Tucker: It's... a broment, I don't know
Craig Tucker: Good times with a bro?
Stan Marsh: ...
Stan Marsh: I've seen a video on this
Craig Tucker: A video?
Stan Marsh: It was called bromance
Stan Marsh: You have a bromance with Token and I don't know if I can live with that because he's like..
Stan Marsh: Like seriously Craig
Stan Marsh: you never wanted me to top UNTIL Token was in the same house
Stan Marsh: He's like
Stan Marsh: some sort of..I don't know
Stan Marsh: sex god or something, everyone fucking adores him
Craig Tucker: Stan, what the fuck, I let you top because I was excited that you were safe from being murdered
Craig Tucker: Also because you wanted to
Stan Marsh: But it was in Token's house
Craig Tucker: So what?
Craig Tucker: Stan, don't get jealous of my friends. They're just my friends
Stan Marsh: just your friends
Craig Tucker: I don't get pissed when you're off with Kyle, and you've admitted to making out with him while drunk
Stan Marsh: Well I had my SBF5ever side with token like five times in the same week
Stan Marsh: so whatever
Craig Tucker: If anything, I should be the jealous asshole
Stan Marsh: well you're not
Craig Tucker: Yeah, and you are
Stan Marsh: I don't want to talk about this anymore
Stan Marsh: it's pissing me off
Craig Tucker: Yeah
Stan Marsh: and so what if I've made out with Kyle
Stan Marsh: 'it happened before we were together' you shouldn't care
Craig Tucker: Well you're getting pissed about me never having touched Token, yet you've done more than you should have with your fucking friend
Craig Tucker: So excuse me for not accepting the double standard
Stan Marsh: more than I should?
Craig Tucker: What the fuck right do you have to get pissed and accuse me of messing around with Token when you've messed around with Kyle?
Stan Marsh: I was fucking drunk
Craig Tucker: Yeah, well if I messed around with Token drunk, do you think that would be acceptable?
Craig Tucker: No, didn't think so
Stan Marsh: ...ugh
Craig Tucker: I'm done with this conversation, so just tell me if you want to go on this stupid fucking trip to france or not
Stan Marsh: no
Craig Tucker: Fine.
Stan Marsh: There really isn't an incantation, is there
Craig Tucker: We're not talking about this anymore, I'm going to bed
Stan Marsh: so am I
Stan Marsh: and that means yes
Stan Marsh: there is no incantation
Stan Marsh: never was
Craig Tucker: No, it means he has a reason for not giving it to you
Stan Marsh: yeah
Stan Marsh: sure
Stan Marsh: because he hates me
Stan Marsh: and wants me to suffer
Stan Marsh: and he always wanted my ex
Stan Marsh: and my SBF
Craig Tucker: You really don't fucking trust anyone, do you? HE's not giving it to you for your own fucking protection, because you would use it, and it sells your soul to fucking Satan when used
Stan Marsh: Ugh
Stan Marsh: I trust people
Stan Marsh: but whatever
Craig Tucker: Okay, whatever, I'm going to bed now
Craig Tucker: Night
Stan Marsh: Don't leave me
Craig Tucker: You're pissed off at me and accusing me of things I didn't do and hating on one of my best friends; why should I stick around to hear it?
Stan Marsh: because I love you and I don't know how to feel about what token does so I just get pissed off instead.
Craig Tucker: Well Token isn't doing anything either, so whatever
Stan Marsh: I'm sorry
Stan Marsh: you didn't do anything
Stan Marsh: I just get really paranoid and jealous
Stan Marsh: I'm sorry
Craig Tucker: Okay, well thanks
Stan Marsh: thanks?
Craig Tucker: For apologizing, but I'm still going the fuck to bed
Stan Marsh: ok...
Craig Tucker: Good night
Stan Marsh: night..
Craig Tucker: Love you
Stan Marsh: don't sign off
Craig Tucker: Why
Stan Marsh: Because I just want you to be around
Craig Tucker: I'm around all the time
Stan Marsh: but I keep having nightmares that you die and I don't want you gone
Craig Tucker: Why would I die?
Craig Tucker: You just want me to stay online all night while you sleep?
Stan Marsh: maybe I won't sleep
Stan Marsh: I don't know
Stan Marsh: I worry about it
Craig Tucker: Is that your way of saying you want me to come over? Because I'm fucking tired at this point
Craig Tucker: Why do you worry about it
Craig Tucker: There's no reason to
Stan Marsh: people die of accidents all the time
Stan Marsh: it's a valid concern
Stan Marsh: and yeah...you're pissed at me, you don't want to
Craig Tucker: Do you want me to?
Stan Marsh: but you're pissed
Craig Tucker: So?
Stan Marsh: you don't like seeing me when you're pissed
Craig Tucker: I always like seeing you, I'm just not going to be very happy
Stan Marsh: really?
Craig Tucker: Do you really need to ask? I love you, I always want to see you
Craig Tucker: You just have this ability to piss me off
Stan Marsh: I love you..
Stan Marsh: but you should get sleep there
Stan Marsh: I'll just end up pissing you off more I'm sure
Craig Tucker: Stan, fucking christ, if you want me there I'll come over
Stan Marsh: yeah I do
Craig Tucker: Then I'll be there soon