"Girls, me want you know me and Helen know it not easy moving to whole new town in future after big freeze for many year - even for you, Daria, right?"

Daria grunted before responding. "We move? Look like cave, only smell funny."

Jake laughed. "Me just say you no make friends easy as...uh, some people."

Quinn squinched up her face and poked a random button on the console. Music poured into the car, inciting the three Neanderthals inside to begin screaming in terror. "ME NO LIKE! ME NO LIKE!" Jake screamed over and over again.

Finally, the car lurched up over the curb and the three refugees from the Paleolithic era leapt out, screaming, and scattered off into the distance.

Sandi and Stacy looked on. "It's going to be one of THOSE years," Sandi sighed.

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Regrettably, the fractured English would get old after a while, and besides that, a few Geico jokes, and the TECHNOLOGY IS SCARY gag, I couldn't see doing much more of this. Oh well.