Muahahahahaha.

You ask why I am laughing so? Well, simply because this certain one-shot contains my favorite pass time.

You guessed it: torturing Robin.

Muahahahahaha.

You know, I should just make a whole story dedicated to torturing Robin. That story would get thousands of reviews, I tell ya. It's uncanny how many people love to torture Robin.

Though in all seriousness, I love the spiky haired little brat. I do. And that is why he must be tortured. I just love him so much it hurts, so that means I must hurt him back.

You have to admit, that's logical.

Anyway, enjoy!

Robin awoke slowly, yawning as he stretched. He kept his eyes closed in fear of the sun peaking through his still sensitive lids from the night's sleep.

The Titan's had had a small "slumber party" in the ops. room – which was where he was currently stationed – because Starfire had recommended it after watching a particular movie with said idea in it. They had all camped out on the floor for the night for the whole experience.

Robin felt a body next to him bundled up in another blanket, and smiled. There was nothing better than waking up to your girlfriend there right in front of you.

With his eyes still closed, he moved closer and wrapped his arms around said girl's neck and kissed her softly on the cheek, lingering there for a few moments. He heard a groan, somewhat deep for her usually tone but he shook it off, and whispered in her ear "Good morning beautiful."

"Yo, what the hell are you doin' Rob!"

Robin snapped his eyes open and was welcomed with the sight of Cyborg in his arms. No wonder that 'bundle' seemed larger than usual. Damn sleep induced mind. He yelped and flew away, this time into his actual girlfriend.

Cyborg looked over to him with wide eyes, but when he caught on to the whole thing laughter splurted out of his mouth. "Holy shit man! That's fuckin' classic! I wish it wasn't me as the victim…but still!" His laughter became hysterical as Robin turned beat red, his eyes still wide.

His girlfriend began to stir behind him. She sat up slowly, resting her head in the crook of Robin's neck from behind. "Robin, please, why is Cyborg laughing so?"

Before Robin had the chance to tell her, Cyborg cut in. "Because yo man was puttin' the moves on me, that's why." His laughs started all over.

Starfire furrowed her brow. "Robin, why were you putting the moves on Cyborg?"

The boy wonder looked from his confused girlfriend to the hysterical Cyborg and sighed, slumping into Starfire. "Oh god, I'm never going to live this down."

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