Supercliche: Manhood of Steel

by ThreeHotPotatoes

Can a superhero with his head in the clouds put his heart on hold, or will the good citizens of Forks pay the ultimate price? That's all we have, people-well, that and a pledge to include some really hideous cliches along the way. Up, up, and away!

36. Chapter 36

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36

"Easy there, Jolly Green Giant."

Emmett stood suddenly, knocking his chair to the floor behind him. "You know I fucking hate that nickname, Black Widow."

Hawkeye slid his arm in front of Alice, placing his rippled body between his girlfriend and the burgeoning hulk. "Whoa, everybody. Let's all be calm."

"That shit might work on the rest of these superimpressionables, but it's not gonna work on me."

All eyes turned toward the Gryffindor holding the wand.

"Tell me why we should give a shit," Batman puffed.

"Oh, Batman, you really shouldn't have—"

"Oh please, Robin. What's he gonna do?"

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A/N: Yeah, Hottie, what's Harry gonna do? Methinks Batman's pecker's gonna take a hit from Harry's stiff wand! ;)

Hey, did you guys see what they did to my solution? I had it all worked out. Harry was gonna glue them all together. One big fat superhero with all the powers but only if they worked together. It was great- in my head. Oh well! Somebody else can figure out the actual solution. I'll just keep them fighting a bit longer, because it really is fun!

MWAH
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~IDH