Note: Sorry for the small gap, internet was being a meanie, but C'est la Vie.
I don't own HP.
Mama had a friend that made Papa and Unca Pafoo frown and whine like Harry when he was being fussy. They called him Snivellus, but Harry couldn't say that so Mama's friend was Unca Sivvy to Harry.
When Unca Sivvy came over to visit Mama, Harry would sit in her lap and watch the scary looking man. Harry always tried to get him to play, but he never did. Unca Sivvy wasn't very fun.
He couldn't turn into an animal, he didn't give Harry anything, and he didn't even pay attention to Harry! But he made Mama smile when all she did was frown and knit her brows together, so Harry forgave him for not being fun.
"Are you sure you don't want to hold him, Sev?" Mama offered, nodding her head to Harry in her lap, who was chewing on a teething ring.
Unca Sivvy shook his head. "You know I'm not a child person, Mrs. Potter."
"Oh, you call me Lily or I'll hex you into oblivion, Severus Snape!" She laughed. "That or I'll make you hold my son." She smiled and laughed some more. Unca Sivvy didn't.
"Unca Sivvy," Harry said around his ring.
The two adults looked at him, surprised.
"Unca Sivvy nie. Pay Harry?"
Unca Sivvy looked at him like he was stupid. He turned to Mama. "What did he say?"
Mama giggled. "He said you were nice and asked to play with him. Come on, Mr. Spy, why don't you play with the baby?"
Unca Sivvy shook his head again. "I should be leaving soon. Dumbledore wanted a word."
"Oh, well… When you have time again, come visit. You know I love having you over, Sev." Mama touched his shoulder and Unca Sivvy blushed a tiny bit and then he left and Harry and Mama began to play with his stuffed animals.