Vollkommen: Darksiders Parody - Yukirin and Shiori's ROTFLMAO!

Synopsis: What started up as a cute, romantic date...turned out to be a flock of laughter for Yukirin, and even Shiori!

The next morning - Two and a half weeks before Elections Finals...

AKB0048 Dormitory Garden...

"Eh? Morning, War!"

Ayako Kuroki woke up early to do a morning walk by the park when she met up coincidentally with the Red Rider himself. The sixth Yuki Kashiwagi blushed happily as she approached War.

"I guess...it's good morning to you?" War simpered.

Ayako's heart leapt as she nodded.

"You're doing some morning strolls too, I guess?" she wondered.

"Just finding my brother Death...I assume he would be here given his likings for birds, mostly crows." War replied.

"Feeding the birds, I suppose? Birds are really lovable!" the sixth Yukirin simpered.

"Yeah...Heh, my brother has a huge likings for those birds, though I could never understand just what makes him so interested in those things, aside from being able to fly." War grunted.

"Those feathered thing are really cute! In fact, we have a bird pond specially so that those cute, fluffy things can gather around here and take a dip! You wanna go there and take a look?" Yukirin clasped her hands and hoped.

"Well...no harm done. Seeing as I might assume that Death might be here too." War smiled.

Ayako grabbed War by his right hand and squealed, "C'mon then! You will not want to miss those cute lil' birdies!"

"Small things in life...Good to see what my brother and the humans are doing in their free time while I am all out maintaining the balance in the past..." War simpered.

When the Red Rider and Yukirin approached the bird-bath, north-east from where they were, they saw the Pale Rider spreading out his arms, appearing to be relaxed despite having his mask on, as seen by his happy eyes. Flock of crows appeared to have landed upon his arms as he communicated with them.

"Death. Early morning to feed your favourite species of birds, huh?
War greeted, with Yukirin waving hello as the Pale Rider sighted them.

"Huh...Didn't expect the both of you to be up that early...considering that's your day off. On a date, eh?" Death grunted.

Yukirin nodded elatedly.

"Heh...Look at your princess, brother, elated to be around you all the time, being so bubbly." Death taunted.

"I'm more than grateful that Ayako is able to show me the cultures of the human race, and make me regain trust towards people other than you." War simpered.

"Well, good for you. Wait...why are the crows flying away?" Death's eyes widened, looking helplessly as the murder of crows flew away from his arms.

Death's eyes lowered into a disinterested squint as he looked at the couple.

"Yeah...Thanks, you lots. Your arrivals seemed to scare them bird brains apart. Now how am I supposed to call 'em back without transforming myself into the Reaper Form, chase them by flying, and preventing myself from scaring the hell out of every civilians out there? They are not Crowfather's crows, mind you." the Pale Rider sighed.

"S...Sorry Pale Rider! Really sorry!" Yukirin clasped her palms as she apologized.

War, being his usual defiant self, looked around the garden to see if there is any other ways to call back Death's pet crows just in time to see Shiori carrying a medium-size bucket.

Shiori has beads of sweat streaming down her face, side burns, and palms as she sighted the trio.

"War! Death! Yuki! Thank goodness you're here! At least I know that I ain't reaching the wrong destination...Damn that stupidly heavy bucket full of worms!" Shiori pouted.

"Morning, Shiori! What brings you here?" Yukirin wondered.

"Whaddya expect? One of the birds' caretakers, who's supposed to be taking today's shift, fell sick. Can't say that I blame him but, DAMN! This bucket is HEAVY!" Shiori wiped off the sweat from her forehead as she attempted to catch her breath.

"I assume you're helping him." Death replied.

"Thanks, Captain Obvious!" Shiori pouted.

War looked at the bucket of worms, grabbed it, and looked at Death.

Death looked back at the Red Rider with a suspicious squint on his mask, while the latter darted his eyes over from the bucket to the Pale Rider intermittently.

War flashed a devious smile as he threw the worms that were in the bucket onto Death himself!

Shiori and Yukirin's eyes went wide as their jaws dropped at the Red Rider's audacity.

Death's eyes went from shock, to irritation, to anger as his eyes became bloodshot. He swung his Harvester, preparing to strike War down for the prank angrily.

"War! Why you..."

The Red Rider stood in front of his brother without moving an inch, nor even his calm, albeit, sly smile upon his face.

"I'm helping you, brother, ain't I?"

As soon as War finished what he had to say, he smiled deviously as a flock of crows instantly flew down and overwhelmed Death before he could strike the Red Rider!

*Caw**Caw*Caw*Caw*Caw*Caw*Caw*Caw*Caw*Caw*

The crows relentlessly pecked Death as Shiori and Yukirin looked on, jaws agape.

"War! You devil spawn! Owww! Help me get off these wretched crows, you scum! Owwww!" Death cursed.

The Red Rider turned his head to face Shiori and Yukirin, who have been trying their very best to stifle their giggles as their face turned red from all the stifling they had to do, until he gave them a huge thumbs up and a big, silly grin.

"Now that is what I call, a blackout."

And soon enough, the garden became filled with the laughters of Shiori and Yukirin.

Later on...back at the Forge Lands...

"That's...that's a rotten bit of luck..." Mikako replied as she struggled to stifle her laughter just like Ayako and Shiori.

Death sighed as he dusted the remaining feathers off his body and pauldrons.

"Count myself to be the source of laughter for the three dolts." Death crossed his arms and rolled his arms.

"I don't mind! At least you won't feel completely guilty for making people feel scared, even when you don't meant to, right?" Mikako grinned.

Death sighed, and soon found himself chuckling as he saw Mikako laughing along.

"Well, having fun once in a while isn't that too big of a deal, as long as the people concerned is happy. Still ain;t gonna change who the heck I am, though...: Death grunted.

Next Episode: AKB0048's appreciation for Death - Rescuing Mamoru and Yuka!