Dear Paul'e,
Ok, something went wrong with that batch, I will admit. I don't know what, though... Maybe I forgot something... Oh well, here, have a non-drugged, non-person cupcake. Don't worry, it really isn't drugged, it's kinda a waste of thine drugging the cupcakes now, since Rosepetal keeps threateninig to call the police. And she locked the basement door.
Oh, yeah, I forgot! You said you had better cupcakes of people. Did you see other dimension me? She's around here somewhere... *screams off in the distance* ...that's...probably her. *pulls out portal gun* See y'all later!
Rosepetal: Coming with you... she stole my backup frying pan.
*both hop through portal*
Au revoir,
Rosepetal
See ya,
Pinkamena
Dear's Pinkamena and Rosepetal,
Ok's...
*Takes a bit*
It's aliright...
Uhh...no's I haven't seen another you's
From's,
East Jersey, Paul'e
(After the portal)
Mike'e: What the heck's was that?!
Don: That was... strange.
Vinny: Crazy...
Paul'e: Yea's...
Vinny: You's guys thinks there a couple?
Mike'e: Yea there probaly lesbos.
Paul'e: You think's the've done it?
...
Vinny, Mike'e, and Don: YES!
Mike'e: I think it's online...
Paul'e: Then what are we waiting for's lets go see's it!
Vinny and Don: Yea!