Remember when I said I was thinking of making Kakashi the second male love interest? Well..yeah. Let's just call him a long detour and pure wish fulfillment because our protagonist can't keep it in her pants. That being said, there is a lemon in this chapter.

{Marie}

I had a dream. Nightmare, actually.

One where my hair and eyes changed color according to my mood. Where I had obtained the Byakugan AND the Mangekyou Sharingan, plus I had the ability to use ninjutsu despite the fact that I'm literally incapable of producing the chakra necessary.

I had a literal harem of male shinobi that included the entire Akatsuki and any Konoha male over 18. They would not leave me the fuck alone and fought over me constantly.

There was more but...I'm still not entirely comfortable with the entire ordeal.

This was one of those "wake up screaming bloody murder" sort of dreams. I've always had a habit of waking up in the middle of dreams and if I was talking during the dream, I'd catch myself mid sentence when I wake up.

However I've never woke up screaming until tonight.

Kakashi storms into my room, maskless and shirtless, with his Sharingan activated (dude it glows, I totally didn't know). He closes the Sharingan eye when he realizes that I'm not actually being attacked.

"Are...you okay?" he asks. He looks at me in bewilderment.

"Yeah. I'm...I'm fine. I just had a nightmare."

Kakashi nods in understanding. "Do you need...erm...?"

"Well..to be honest it was more disturbing then scary but I will never ever turn down cuddles. Hop in."

Kakashi laughs. "Alright, then." He takes the empty side of the bed for himself and I snuggle myself into his chest, taking his arms and placing them in a spooning position. It's different with Kakashi. He's larger than Kabuto and his body engulfs me. He smells nice. He feels nice.

I scold myself. Stop. This is platonic. I don't want to break his heart by sleeping with him and immediately going back with Kabuto once he decides to retrieve me.

Though...it'd be another story if he suggests an..arrangement first. I'd have to stop him if he actually tried to physically start something. But if we set...boundaries. I could go home and be like "hey I banged Kakashi."

I'm a terrible person. What is wrong with me?

"So, tell me about your dream. If you're comfortable with telling me, of course." murmurs Kakashi against my hair.

"Promise you won't laugh at me?"

"That depends."

"On?"

"Whether I find it amusing, of course."

I roll my eyes. "Well...you remember yesterday what I said when you expressed an interest in me?"

"Yes...? Does this have something to do with that character archetype that you were afraid of becoming?"

I clench my teeth. "Yeah. I dreamed my hair could change color based on my mood and I could wield the Byakugan and the Sharingan at the same time."

Kakashi snorts in amusement. "That's why you were screaming?"

"You don't understand! Being a Sue is terrifying. Their flaws are always something dramatic like the fact they were abused or something. Other than that they're a saint. Perfect in every way. Loved by everyone. I mean...it's hard to explain why it's so bad."

"Is it because they aren't believable? More like gods than humans?"

I smile. "That's deep, man."

"Honestly I don't think you're anything like that. You have the body and strength of a mere civilian, from what I've seen you have a pretty short fuse when it comes to people like Naruto and I'm pretty sure there aren't any men falling instantly in love with you."

I snort. "Says the man spooning me whose only known me for two days."

Kakashi shrugs. "I merely find you aesthetically pleasing. You have...an unique shape."

A realization hits me like a freight train.

"Oh my God are you talking about my ass?"

Kakashi says nothing and merely giggles in confirmation.

I sigh in relief. "So nothing about feelings or being drawn to my aura or some shit like that?"

"Nothing like that. I don't really have an interest in starting a relationship with anyone. It's not very high on my priority list. I do have the occasional night of passion, if I get the chance to find the time."

"I thought you said you've never been on a date. Plus no one in the village knows what you look like."

"Not if you only sleep with civilian women outside of Konoha."

I roll my eyes. Of course.

"I was a little worried that you might be a virgin or something. Especially since you read so much porn."

"Ahahaha. It doesn't happen as often as I'd like, but I can assure you that I'm no virgin."

"Perhaps you'd like a test? Your reach versus my flexibility?" I purr.

Shit. Did I really say that out loud? SHIT. NO STOP BAD. I mean..I really REALLY want to. But...morals? My reputation? MY FEELINGS FOR ANOTHER!?

Ah, screw it. YOLO.

Kakashi chuckles softly. "Is that an invitation? Thought you weren't interested."

"Ehehehe...it's not that I'm not interested...I am very...VERY interested. Physically that is."

"Is that so?" Kakashi's voice lowers seductively against my ear.

"And ONLY physically. I can't stress this enough. My heart belongs to another. Clear?" I was beet red. I could feel it.

"Of course." I could feel his warm breath against my ear. He's so close. Why me? Why was I handed this on a silver platter?

There is silence. Awkward silence. Neither of us has made a move.

"S-so um yeah. If you're okay with that then..." I stammer.

"Then...what?"

"Y-you know." He's doing this deliberately.

"Hm. I don't know. You're going to have to spell it out for me." I feel him smile against my hair.

"It'd be...fun if we...engaged in some physical activity together."

"Oh? Looking for a sparring partner?"

I groan in frustration.

"Specifics, Marie-chan. What sort of...physical activity did you have in mind? I can't read your mind, you know."

"Theintimatekind" I quickly mumble under my breath.

"Hm? I didn't catch that."

"The. Intimate. Kind." I say, gritting my teeth in frustration.

"Hm. Quite the proposition...so...by intimate do you mean something like..."

He places his mouth on my neck, not exactly kissing, but ghosting it over my skin teasingly.

I shiver and nod.

"Hmm. I think I like that idea. It has been quite awhile, though we're going to have to relocate to my bedroom. I'm afraid I don't keep proper protection in this room."

I smile appreciatively. "That's fine."

{LEMON START}

Kakashi picks me up bridal style and carries me across the hallway to the master bedroom. After depositing me onto the very spacious and comfortable bed, he covers his body with mine, our lips meeting together.

I couldn't help comparing his kissing to Kabuto's. Kakashi was more forceful, more desperate while Kabuto took his time during the first kiss. Though, in this case this first kiss symbolized an agreement of mutual physical pleasure rather than the preamble to a romantic relationship.

Our bodies press together as we kiss, his hands immediately snaking up my shirt in preparation of its removal. Kakashi's hands rub up and down my sides, pushing my shirt higher and higher allowing his bare chest to touch my exposed belly.

We break for air and he quickly removes my shirt, pressing my bare chest against his as he plants heated kisses against my neck. I gasp at the sensation and he makes an amused noise against my neck in response.

I bury my hands in his hair. It's not as soft as Kabuto's, I lament, but it was just as thick.

Kakashi flips us over and I sit on his lap as we kiss again. His hands cup my ass tightly. Kakashi has larger hands and a stronger grip than ..him. He presses me against his hardened length and I moan into his mouth. He breaks the kiss and moves his head lower to capture a nipple in his mouth, grinding himself harder against me.

He sucks on my nipple, twirling his tongue around the tip simultaneously. I arch against him as he moves his hands from my rear to my back to steady me as he switches breasts.

'Dayum he is good with his tongue.' I think, as I move my hands to brace myself against his back.

Kakashi unlatches himself from my chest to steal another kiss as he moves his hands into my panties to cup my rear again. Never pegged him as an ass man...

He breaks the kiss and assists me in removing my underwear and I in turn remove his boxers. Kakashi's...thicker than Kabuto, though Kabuto is bigger. I cringe inwardly when I realize I'm comparing the penis sizes of two *fictional* men that I've been intimate with. How far I have fallen.

Once both of us are fully nude, Kakashi reaches over to the nightstand to retrieve a condom. There is an awkward pause as I wait for him to put it on.

After the condom is in place Kakashi pulls me into another kiss, his tongue slipping into my mouth as we relish in the feeling of our bodies together.

Then I reach below me to grab his length.

He chuckles. "Already?"

I smile in response. "I'm assuming we'll be doing this a lot in the next few days since apparently you have nothing else to do."

"Well...I wouldn't say that...but are you sure you don't want me to.-"

"You can demonstrate your oral sex skills later. I'm ready now." I interrupt.

Kakashi clicks his tongue. "So impatient. Fine. Next time we're doing this my way."

I raise an eyebrow. "And what way is that?"

"I wind you up until you scream." he murmurs seductively.

I glare. A troll in the bedroom too, huh?

"Sounds like a plan." I agree. I find his length and line myself up with it and slowly sink myself on him. We both groan at the sensation.

I give myself a moment to adjust to his presence and I rock my hips forward which he responds in equal force.

Kakashi is a silent lover. He breathes heavily but there are no accompanying sounds.

He lays on his back and puts his hands on my rear as I ride him. Kakashi's not as controlling as Kabuto, he lets me set the pace and just holds on for the ride, watching me with his Sharingan eye in awe.

Eventually I get tired and slow down and that's when he takes over. He flips us and drives himself into me over and over again, gaining speed with each thrust. Our bodies slap together and the white hot pleasure builds.

It's Kakashi who reaches his peak first, but his release propels me to reach mine as well. Usually it's the other way around.

He collapses beside me on his back carefully placing himself under the covers. I place my head on his chest and sigh in content.

{end lemon}

For the first time since we met, the silence of the afterglow was comfortable.

I was still processing what had just happened. I literally used the same pick up line Commander Shepard used on Garrus Vakarian on Kakashi Hatake and it *worked*.

"You alright?" asks Kakashi. He's stroking my hair.

I giggle. "I just had sex with Kakashi Hatake. Do you know how many girls back in my universe would kill to be me right now?"

Kakashi snorts. "You sound like a schoolgirl. How old are you anyway?"

"25. I'll be 26 in a couple of weeks actually."

"Huh. I would've guessed 20 or 21."

I laugh. "I have a baby face. How old are you?"

"You don't know?"

"Nope. We were only given an age range. You're between the ages of 29 and 31."

Kakashi chuckles. "I'm 29. I turn 30 this year."

"Ooh. An older man. How exciting."

"Not that much older than you."

"I know, I'm just joking."

We silently cuddle before sleep takes us.

x

Author's note: *hides in shame* I know I've been pushing them together for like five chapters but still...damn, Marie.

Don't worry folks. Kabuto's still the main love interest. This is just a summer fling.

Anyway.

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Pika: He does!? Shit. Hate to say it but my Naruto knowledge is actually quite limited. I'll change it accordingly. Also happy you're enjoying it!