Me: Alright guys, do we have everything?
Christine: Packed all the clothes!
Raoul: Packed all the food!
Enjolras: Packed all the weapons!
Me: The weapons?
Enjolras: Well I know there's going to be some crazy phangirls or something, so I'm bringing something to protect myself
Me: Ok well Corny did you pack?
Corny: Sure did! Brought all the Hairspray *Highfives Raoul* And the condoms
Erik: You brought more of those? What's wrong with you?
Corny: Just like Enjolras said. There's gonna be a lot of phangirls, and I'm bringing protection
Me: Well... I guess it's good to be safe? Anyway, Erik did you pack my tissues?
Erik: 3 boxes
Me: Well *Sneezes* Bring 2 more boxes
Christine: I'm really sorry you got sck on your vacation
Me: Me too
Corny: Who cares? We're finally going to the beach!
Raoul: *Spraying his hair with Ultra Clutch* Hey Enjolras, you should try this stuff! Works wonders!
Enjolras: Um... No thank you?
Erik: Why did you have to get sick?
Me: How should I know?
Erik: Because your the authoress?
Me: I'm not all that smart
Christine: Can we just go?
Me: Yea yea. Erik go start the car. Corny, Enjolras, Raoul, Grab our stuff
Christine: What do we do?
Me: Sit and wait
Corny: *Grumbling and picking up bags* Stupid girls
*Erik starts the car, we all eventually get everything and pile in, then start to the airport*
Enjolras: So what is this? And what is an 'Airplane'
Corny: That's an airplane ticket to get you on the airplane
Raoul: And an airplane is a machine that flies
Christine: It's really wonderful
Enjolras: *Staring questioningly at the ticket* Fly?
Erik: Yes fly
Raoul: Like a birdy!
Me: We're here!
*We all grab our stuff and go through security*
Enjolras: What do you mean I can't take these weapons?
Police: You can't bring them
Enjolras: But why?
Police: You could try to kill someone
Me: Just give them the bag of weapons
Corny: We'll still be protected! I got the condoms!
Enjolras: *Sighs defeatedly* Can I at least bring the flag?
Police: Uh, yea I guess
Enjolras: *Picking up his flag* Ok...
*We all eventually make it through and get on the plane, awaiting take off*
Corny: This is gonna be so groovy! I've never been to a beach party before
Enjolras: I've never been to a beach before
Christine: Oh me and Raoul used to play by the sea all the time when we were children didn't we Raoul?
Raoul: Yea. But that saltwater did horrible things to my hair...
Erik: I only remember the beach from the part one of our little adventure, when they buried me completely in the sand. It made no sense!
Me: Yep. I remember that too
Corny: Yay! The plane is finally moving!
Enjolras: Oh My God the plane is MOVING!
Christine: Don't be scared dear. It can fly it really can!
Me: I'm gonna take a nap so I'm ready for this endevour
Raoul: I bet as we speak all those Phangirls are getting on their planes and coming
Erik: Yes indeed. And what a wonderful surprise it would be if their planes were to... not make it?
Me: ERIK! That's horrible!
Erik: I don't wanna be here!
Me: *Starts crying* I got a headache and your making it worse!
Erik: *Pats my hand* You'll be alright dear Authoress...
Me: *Sniffles* I hope so...
Alright guys. If you've been wondering where the hell I've been, now you know. I got sick as a dog during my vacation and that REALLY sucks! And what's worse is the way it's going, I'll probably be better, right when we have to go back to school. Isn't that just my luck. HOWEVER, because I promised you all, we WILL be having part 2 of our sleepover adventure before vacation end! So, make sure to review and put what you want to do, and stay tuned for the continuation of our very special episode. Thank You!
