To Kris Awesomeness:
AN: Thank you, I love you, thank you so much for the reviews.
Max: Look it's not that we hate Tobi., or dislike him.
Ana: We like goofball Tobi he has some funny things to say;
Look Deidara, I'm a school girl in love with her senpai.
Linda: WE'RE JUST SCARED OF OBITO!
Max: Spoilers…. But she's right. We are going to cry if Obito comes out.
Ana: So yeah hope that answered your question. And hopefully other people who thought the same thing.
AN: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO, ONLY MY CHARACTERS AND STORYLINE.
Ana
Man I'm bored. All I do is type on a computer. And that only makes up about a third of my work time. I need to do something fun.
Ding
"Asshole" I looked up to see Max coming out of the elevator with Hidan and Kakuzu.
"Where are you guys heading?" I asked putting away the binder I was looking at.
"We have to go to a mission, I already told Linda that we'd be back by lunch time."
"Alright" I said letting them go.
Just as the doors closed the phone ringed. I stared at the land line for about a minute. This was the first time I got a call outside of the office. Usually Linda would call me and start talking nonsense. Like one day she called me and started talking about how she felt sick because everything smelled like milk. And I told her to go out and get some fresh air, or open the window. But all she did was stay at her desk because she was 'tired.'
Well whatever, I picked the phone up and put it to my ear.
"Hello?"
"Tommy?!"
"Uh, no."
"Sure" she sassed. "Who is this anyways?"
"Um…" I didn't know if I should say my real name or make some name up. "I'm…boo…boo?"
"What?" She said not hearing me clearly. Thank god.
"I said I'm Barbara!" I blurted out.
"Barbra! I knew it. You fucking slut I knew he was cheating on me with you!"
"Uh, ma'am I don't think I'm who you think I am" I said trying to get the woman to listen.
"NO FUCK YOU! YOU CAN KEEP HIM!" And she hanged up. But I heard her say something about five years of marriage for nothing…. Guys I think I just ruined a marriage.
After gossiping to Kisame about that, Pein had Linda and I go get lunch. I hate going around asking people what they want. I like the days when we all go home and I make lunch. And some days I'll just bring lunch. But today I have to go out, order lunch, then pay, then come back and hand everyone their food. And you know what it's a lot of work.
I dragged my feet across the pavement of the sidewalk with Linda falling behind because she keeps getting distracted with candy stores and pet stores that have clear windows. I sighed trying to keep myself from getting annoyed with her. I looked to my right so see Linda skipping beside me. "What are you doing?" I asked her.
"I'm skipping." She pointed out.
"I know that" I said through my teeth. "Why?" She shrugged and continued skipping.
I walked into our favorite chinese restaurant and walked up to the clerk slapping the paper in front of him.
"Usual?" he asked examining the paper. This 'man' takes our order all the time. I put quotes around man because he calls himself a man, but he's really around 16 years old.
"Yup, and hurry we're busy today." I rushed him.
"Of course, we have meal ready at usual time." he said bowing. I gave him a thumbs up and walked over to sit and wait. I saw Linda standing on a chair looking at the top of the fish tank.
"You know they can jump up and bite you, right?" I told her taking a seat next to her.
She glared at me and stuck her tongue out before taking her seat. I grabbed one of the nearby magazines to entertain myself. The door opened showing two female customers coming in.
"Wecome" the guy greeted them, his accent being heavy.
"Hi, we'll both have the number four. Thank you." The woman gave an awkward smile. The meal for her and her crying friend. I immediately remembered what I said to Max awhile back.
Food heals
"Okay we get that for you." The clerk rushed over to the kitchen making sure there order would come fast.
I frowned and looked over at the two girls. I raised the magazine to hide my face as I overheard their conversation. So what I'm being nosy. I have to wait for my food and stay seated next to Linda, let me entertain myself!
"I just can't believe that he cheated on me with some, bitch." The woman who was crying, wailed clinging onto her friend.
"It's okay, he wasn't worth it anyways. That Barbra bitch can go fuck herself!" the friend patted the crying woman on the back.
I froze feeling myself tense up. Oh fuck…
"Yeah, only thing is she'll be fucking my man!" The girl began crying fresh tears.
"What's wrong with you?" Linda asked peering at me over the magazine.
"What! Nothing" I said telling her off.
"You're terrible at lying you know?" I glared at Linda until the clerk came up to me saying that my carry out was ready.
I jumped up, slapped the money in his hand I thanked him and left, tugging Linda along until we got back to the office.
Back in the office (after handing everyone their lunch) I told Kisame what happened.
"That's odd for something like that to happen" Itachi said raising an eyebrow.
"Yeah, well what do I expect, everything is going to happen to us." I just had to be a main character.
"Wait, why?" Linda innocently asked. I just glared at her before turning my attention to the rest of the group. "So I was thinking on doing something fun today."
"Like what?" Deidara asked.
"I don't know" I shrugged.
"Wait" Linda said bring the attention back to her. "Hidan, Kakuzu, and Max havn't arrived yet."
"That's right, they said they would be back by lunchtime" I thought out loud. I looked over staring at three untouched food containers.
"Max isn't here to call dibs, and neither is Hidan." Sasori said in a creepy like tone, like he was the one who killed them and didn't care if everyone else knows or finds out.
"Well, ignoring that problem. What did you have in find mind for something we can do Ana?" Konan asked me.
"I don't know, we could go to a museum" I suggested.
"That might not be so bad" Zetsu agreed. "Only problem there is, is those two artist are going to damaged everything they don't agree with." Black zetsu pointed out.
"That's Deidara that destroys things. I just don't care to see another artist's perspective." Sasori clarified keeping his nose high. He seems brattier than usual.
"Tobi likes that idea!" Tobi yelled clapping his hands together.
"What, the part of going to the museum or the idea of Deidara blowing things up?" Pein asked. Tobi thought for a moment.
"Both!" Tobi announced happily.
I'm not saying that I agree with Tobi or anything. But I kinda want to see that too.
And that's exactly what we did. After work and dinner I took the 11 of us to a nearby art museum. I bought bracelets for us to go in and look around. By this point I hoped Sasori or Deidara (or both!) don't break or destroy anything.
"Pablo… Picasso?" Sasuke sounded out.
"Yeah, I don't know much about him" Linda said rubbing her chin, squinting at the painting.
"Do you?" I began blushing when Sasuke turned and asked me. I shook my head no.
"Ugh, disgusting" Deidara said walking up to me.
"Are you going to hate on every painting and sculpture we see?"
"No, I was talking about you blushing to Emo boy over there." My eyes widen staring at Deidara. "But now that you mention it" He leaned in examining the painting. "Disgusting…"
"Can you at least use a different word?" Sasori asked rubbing the bridge of his nose.
"Fine, revolting."
"I think that's a little too harsh." Linda said giving her opinion.
I slowly made my way out of that conversation. I walked over to see Konan staring at a sculpture of a woman holding a limp flower. A white sheet spreading itself on the lap of the crying woman.
"Such beautiful art work" Konan said in awe. I smiled.
"Yeah, it really is." My mind immediately went to Max. I can already hear her saying that art is something private. Delicate and the only reason to keep your mistakes close.
Damn-now I really want to know what their mission was. I bet they had to go infiltrate some place and steal some money or something. Or maybe they had to go do a trade that could go wrong if even a little mistake was made-probably something badass. I stared at a glass panel that had a girl and a boy dancing.
"So how much money can I get off this?" Kisame asked.
"You sound like Kakuzu-have you been thinking about that for the past hour?" I asked incredulously as Kisame. He shrugged his shoulders.
"Well, if you want to get technical-"
Boom!
There was suddenly a gigantic explosion-people screaming, floor shaking, water shooting out. I ran with Kisame all the way back to the only person who would even dare blow up a priceless museum.
"DEIDARA! WHAT THE FUCK?!" I screamed at him pulling his hair.
"DAMN IT WOMAN, WHY DO YOU THINK IT WAS ME?!" Deidara asked screaming back.
"Was it?"
"Okay it was…" Deidara shyly muttered.
I began running, having the Akatsuki follow me. I made sharp turns in the hallways and tried to get us all out with such a huge crowd of people. I ran out having a chilly breeze smack me. I turned and grabbed Linda by the hand pulling her through a big ass crowd. Running all the way back home, I noticed that the police lights and fire was still very noticeable.
I fast walked-the doors sliding open, making myself to the elevator. I pushed the button carrying all of us up the stairs. I scurried down to the living room and turned around to see the Akatsuki (exclude Hidan and Kakuzu) and Sasuke casually walking down the stairs!
"How can you just walk?!" I yelled at them.
"It's not that hard, one foot in front of the other." Tobi said in a sarcastic voice. "C'mon left foot, right foot."
"Tobi, I don't think that's what she meant." Zetsu softly explained.
"What's the big deal?" Kisame laid back turning on the tv ignoring what I just said, and witnessed. Kinda. "You'll get use to it."
"Yeah" Deidara added walking into the living room with a glass of water. "What? I sometimes get thirsty blowing things up."
I felt my eye twitch. I was about to scream at them again until the elevator door opened up again.
"MOTHER FUCKER I SWEAR TO GOD! I DON'T KNOW WHO TO KILL, YOU OR THE POLICE OFFICER!" I looked up to see Max screaming her heart out at Hidan as they both, with Kakuzu, scurried down the stairs.
"Max!" Linda jumped up in excitement. "Where were you? What happened?"
"We went to jail" Kakuzu answered. "And we aren't going in there anytime soon."
"What do you mean you went to jail?!" I asked in disbelief.
Breaking New:
We all turned our attention to the tv as it automatically switched to the news.
"We have a tragic case of terrorist attack in a museum." Some woman in a red suit began talking. "We how our journalist Robert Rodriguez on the case. Robert?"
"Yes Maria-I am standing outside of the scene where the attack acurred. Witness say that it was a blonde young female woman and a younger red hair man. Maybe lovers in crime?" Deidara suddenly spat out his water and in anger accidently broke the cup in his hand. "But I'll inform you when we have more information. This has been, Robert-Rodriguez. Maria?"
"Thank you Robert for that. Now, reasons to never give Red Bull to a pig-"
I dropped to the ground laughing my ass off! Not only did the news anchor sound funny, but they accused Deidara of being a woman and being a couple with Sasori! Can life get any better? Max and Linda had also joined me on the floor laughing.
"Woman" Deidara said through his tightened teeth.
"Lover" Sasori said disgusted.
"Because it was. Robert Rodriguez!" The three of us all laughed together with some other members.
"This isn't funny" Deidara snapped examining his bloody hand.
"I know. It's hilarious!" Hidan exclaimed.
I think Max and Linda and me, just found our new favorite person. Robert Rodriguez!
"I'm sorry baby" Max laughed. "But that's some funny shit. Let me take a look at your hand."
"Fuck You!" Deidara yelled walking out.
"I am going to murder him" Sasori said coldly. His eyes flashing dangerously.
"Awww" I whined. "Don't ruin the fun!"
"Shut It!" Sasori snapped.
"Yes sir" I shut up. I just quietly snickered to to Max and Linda.
AN: This has been BlueBeauty99. Till next time!