Ken's POV
(Ugh. Where the hell am I?)

I found myself in a blue toilet stall sitting on a soft toilet seat.

I looked at myself and saw I was wearing the same thing, but it looked like I just bought it, with no rips or anything.

I saw that I haven't took off my pants, I was just sitting on the stall, no business to do.

(What the hell am I doing here then?)

"Thank you Yuka, for your performance. Now if you please.."

A voice echoed through the bathroom as I unlatched the lock after getting up and walking through.

(Yuka? What?)

I chuckled as I looked around in my surroundings while closing the stall door.

(Hmm~, ...I seem to be in a public restroom, but this dream better be interesting.)

I saw a brown push in door with a metal square that could possibly the way out of this room, since it was the only door.

When I went through the door, I was immediately met by a dark atmosphere, seeing tables and chairs with a big stage.

Lights were seen on the ceiling as a girl with shoulder-length wavy green hair with red eyes, wearing a plaid red skirt and jacket with a simple white shirt underneath left the stage while carrying a wine-red Gibson Les Paul.

(Yuka? A guitarist? You're kidding me.)

Then I saw someone else on the stage, a somewhat medium-tall person who had platinum blond hair and sky blue eyes as she had the microphone in her hand, with a stand in front of her.

(Hmm~, she looks kinda familiar.)

"I thank you all for coming to the club for these musically talented people. Now we close, please exit the club and come again tomorrow!" said the platinum Blondie.

She said the last part cheerfully as she put it back on the stand.

However, when I looked around, there was no one in the club as I only saw the blonde girl, Yuka, and three other people.

Two people in black and white suits with sunglasses stood before one girl who was sitting, she had dark red eyes and long blue hair. She was in her lingerie with fishnet leggings crossing her legs. She was smoking a cigarette as she brought it to her lips. There was a hat on the girl's head with peaches.

After taking a long drag, she merely threw it away behind her, pelting the Men in Black.

(Is that Tenshi? And why does she look so slutty?)

"Are you done, girl? I'm a very busy woman. Please hurry and get the hell out of here before I set one of my guys on you" threatened Tenshi.

(Wow, impatient much?)

"I'm not a mere girl, I am Enden! And at least I can talk better than you can ****!" snapped Enden, smiling at her remark.

(Oh Enden! I haven't heard that name ever since I read "Tripped into Gensokyo." How are you going to counter that one Tenshi, especially from a person who has been gender-swapped?)

"Augh! How dare you! Speak to someone who is in a higher class than you! Sic em boy!" scoffed Tenshi.

One of the Men in Black grunted and quickly moved to release a wild haymaker at Enden, but Enden was pushed out of the way by Yuka in time as Yuka met the guy's knuckle with hers.

The Man In Black brought back his hand quickly and whimpered in pain as he shook his hand.

Tenshi was unimpressed. "Hmph! Don't just stand there crying like a baby! You!"

She pointed to the other person that was behind her, who looked the same as the one crying about his hand.

"Give her a nice spanking like you do to me!" said Tenshi.

(Wow, Tenshi would really be a great porn star.)

Hurriedly, the other guy came and threw a chop at Yuka's neck, but she was preparing for him to come.

Enden went ahead and got behind me, trying to hide from them.

"Hey, when did you get here?" whispered Enden, timidly putting her hands on my shoulders.

"To be honest, I have no clue" I said, shrugging my shoulders.

Yuka then used her guitar, holding it by the neck, and slammed it against the chin of the other guy, sending him through the roof causing some wood to fall.

Then she twirled it around and around on her back before sending the other guy through the roof as well.

(Never, never again do I want butchering happening to the instrument.)

"Hmph! I guess I have to do things my way!" said Tenshi, uncrossing her legs.

She got up and simply walked over to Yuka, about to throw a punch.

(Hey, I want a say in this too!)

Right before she hit Yuka, I pimp-slapped Tenshi in the face as she had a shocked expression on her face.

"Do that again!" demanded Tenshi.

Again I slapped her but on the other cheek and twice as hard, sending her to the wall.

When she looked back at me, she blushed and put her hand up through the back of my shirt when she got up and walked over to me, caressing me lightly on the back.

(Is she trying to seduce me? She's doing a good job I know that....but she fails.)

"Say....why don't we go somewhere else? I'll apologize and pay these two girls, if you give me a service first" said Tenshi in a sultry voice.

(Are you asking me to have sex with you? Eh, What should I do!? My Libido is rising, but she tried to hurt these girls.)

I looked over at Enden, who had a disgusted look on her face and kept shaking her head. Yuka had an emotionless glare while she still braced herself with the guitar.

(Hmmm, Yuka as a potential bodyguard. What if she was the Terminator?)

(Nah, Shou is a better terminator than her.)

Suddenly, while Tenshi was caressing my back up and down with her hand, she lifted her leg up and brought it up to my thighs as she got closer and closer. Then she put her other hand on my chest as it slowly 'fell' towards my pants, then it went in while she moaned.

(Aw hell no!)

I slapped Tenshi down to the ground with so much force that there was a little earthquake that lasted 5 seconds.

I looked at Enden, who giggled at Tenshi and then she looked up at me, elated.

I held out my hand and pointed at Tenshi's face, who looked drunk.

"Ohh~, that felt so good" said Tenshi.

(Ladies and Gentlemen, sadistic masochism at its best)

"She's yours. Do whatever you want to her" I said, not wanting to do anything with the slut on the ground.

Enden nodded and with her boots, she curb-stomped Tenshi so many times in the face that there became to be a pool of blood around her head, and money.

(So maybe something about your head being worth a lot of money is true! Hmm~.)

After Enden was done with stomping Tenshi in the face, she looked me in the face and smiled.

"Thanks. She was a bitch" said Enden.

(Naw really?)

"Haha I know. We should probably get out of here. I don't think the police are going to like a dead prostitute with two holes in the roof" I said, slightly chuckling.

Enden nodded before taking Yuka's hands and ran out of the room.

(I should probably get going soon.)

Then suddenly I heard a plummeting noise, directly above me.

(What the hell? Is it a bomb? Bombs don't exist in Gensokyo, if I am even in it.)

"WRY~!"

(Wait, that sounds familiar. Oh shit!)

Quickly, I dodged backwards 10 paces as I saw a yellow steamroller break through the roof and on top of Tenshi.

On top of the steamroller was an enraged Patchouli screaming to the air while looking like she was charging up Dragon Ball Z style, only she was looking awkward especially with the bulging eyes.

(Eh? isn't Sakuya supposed to be....)

"ZA WARUDO!" cried out Patchy, pointing at me.

(Patchy. You are not Dio Brando.)

But I was proven wrong, as she literally threw a very big steamroller at me, sending me through the building as the steamroller propelling me. I felt a big weight but surprisingly no pain.

(Hmph. Patchy must be working out. How did she get those two steamrollers in the first place?!))

I lay flat on the steamrolling part of the steamroller as I looked like some pose you would only see in cartoons.

As I flied through the buildings with surprisingly still no pain, the steamroller picked up some people as well.

It picked up a Reimu who had an ice sword, a black girl cosplaying as Marisa, a black fox, a blue-haired girl with cat ears, and many others.

I felt compressed as they were people on top of me on one side and a steamroller in the other.

(This is very uncomfortable. I don't know how much irony is in this dream.)

We were up in the air as the Steamroller flew, then it finally crashed, however I was still squeezed in between the people and the steamroller. I did not like the enormous weight on my stomach.

It basically crushed my whole body except for the head, which stuck out.

"Well FU-!"

I once again had a rude awakening as I suddenly opened my eyes, and darkness met my eyes as the windows brought in a few rays, but it wasn't enough.

(Did I just wake up very early in the morning?)

(That was one of the weirdest dreams I ever had.)

(Why do I still feel like something is crushing my entire body?)

I raised my head and looked forward.

(What the!? Sakuya?)

Sakuya was laying on her side and my body at the same time, separated by a blanket, sleeping.

She was still wearing her winter clothes with the scarf off as her head was laying really close to my neck.

I noticed I wasn't wearing my shirt as I only wore pants, with several bandages I felt on my body.

(Wait. What happened back there? What happened to the glutton and the half-ghost?)

I remembered fighting against Yuyuko when I fainted just as she disappeared, and my name being yelled out.

(Sakuya. Did she take me back and do all this? I need to wake her up and find out.)

I looked at her and noticed that there were tears in her eyes.

I gently nudged Sakuya as I took out my hands from under the scarlet blanket on her back.

"Hey. Sakuya. Wake..."

"No!"

I took off my hands quickly, alarmed at Sakuya by her shout. I saw tears from her still closed eyes as they dripped down on the blanket.

(What? Is she awake or not? I can't tell, she looks like she's having a nightmare though.)

"No Wait, Nrgh~. Ken, don't leave me. Please. Don't...die. My name is Sakuya. You have killed Ken. Prepare to Die" murmered Sakuya, making slight body movements.

My eyes opened wide as I just heard Sakuya crying and.....apparently stealing my line.

(Sakuya, now that I think about it, how much does she really care for me? Ever since that time we sat under the stars and walked hand in hand through the dark hallways, then that hug, telling me I was warm....Does this mean...)

My mind brought me memories of Sakuya holding hands with me while we entwined fingers, making us really close. She asked me before if I wanted to watch the stars, then Sakuya telling me that I was so warm.

(How could I have been so dense to not notice?)

(I thought all she cared about was Remilia, but if what I think it is is true? Then, how should I respond to this?)

(Either way right now I should wake her up, she's crying from it. And I need to wake her up....to talk to her)

Quickly I placed my hands on Sakuya's head and back and shook her violently.

At the same time, a knife pinned my hair down to the pillow as Sakuya quickly raised her knife in her right hand and began to stab it towards me while on her knees.

"Die! I won't let you touch his body!" said Sakuya, her eyes still closed.

(Is she still in her dream?)

Quickly, I brought my hand up to her forearm to stop it from descending, while my hair was stuck to the pillow, binding me. Sakuya was resisting by a-lot.

Her eyes were still closed as she tried hard to push down the knife towards me.

(Does she think I'm Yuyuko?! She needs to stop! She doesn't know what she is doing!)

"Sakuya! Snap out of it!" I yelled, trying to wake her up.

Suddenly, her hand stopped resisting as she opened her eyes and looked at me, then her right hand gripped tightly with the knife.

She began crying more and more, looking despondent when she caught sight of me, before glancing at her knife. Sakuya suddenly disappeared before my eyes, no longer any weight on my body.

(What's going on!? I gotta find her!)

With sudden vigor, I jumped out of bed and looked around in my room first. Although I could barely see anything because it was really dark even with the rays from the sun not helping.

I went out into the hallway and looked around, where I couldn't see at all.

(Wait, her room is straight across from mine, she's probably in there.)

I looked straight in front of me and immediately charged in that direction.

I ran into a bust and I heard a breaking sound, while my foot touched something sharp and prickly.

(Whoops, Remilia is not going to be happy. I need to find my room first. Then it should be easy, did i leave the door open?)

I looked around until I saw little faint outlines of the sun reaching through the window in a room.

(That's my room, so then that would mean...)

I flipped around and looked at front of me, I reached out my hand and felt around until my hand encountered a doorknob.

I grinned, then I twisted it. However it wouldn't twist itself, so I barged in with a charge, and fell in.

(She's got to be in here, she's the one that locked it!)

I saw nothing as it was pitch-black, while I recovered from the floor and immediately stood up.

I heard muffled crying as it came from my left.

I felt around the wall walking around until I felt little indents.

(That probably means its a door, but where are the knobs?)

Moving my hand to the left, I felt a little crack in the wall that my fingers could fit through.

(So is it a sliding door?)

I slid it to my right as it confirmed my question and I went inside, noticing a bit of light from the left of me.

I saw a scarlet candle that illuminated the surroundings of what appeared to be a closet. I saw many maid dresses in this tiny room.

Then I saw Sakuya, sitting down in a fetal position with her arms covering her legs, her head down.

She quickly got up and threateningly put a knife on my neck as she looked up to me, saddened with tears falling on her cheeks.

(I'm really confused on what's going on here.)

"Please vacate from this mansion....please" begged Sakuya.

(That's confusing, she's contradicting herself.)

I put my hand on her hand and nudged it away, although she returned it to my neck.

"I thought you said you don't want me to leave you" I said, remembering what Sakuya said earlier.

Sakuya seemed to have relaxed a little bit but still put it up to my neck.

"Y-You don't understand, just go" said Sakuya

She began to just look at my chest as she cried more.

"Listen. I don't plan on dying anytime soon. And I don't plan on leaving you either...why would I do that to you?" I asked.

"Because I...I..I...Mistress"

(Let's see if people chasing people actually works, will this prove if she truly cares for me?)

"However, I will oblige and leave. Good-bye" I said.

I walked out of the closet and Sakuya's room into the hallway, where I walked along its path.

I heard a little thud from behind me, before hearing several more thuds.

(Ken, keep going, I gotta make it believable.)

I continued to walk as I heard many muffled footsteps in quick succession.

I grew anxious, and sighed.

I stopped and turned around, now seeing Sakuya running towards me, her tears falling out on the way.

She tackled me to the ground by surprise.

She hugged my back with her arms, crying her heart out on my chest while I saw tears down her arms.

I hugged her back and held her tightly, caressing her hair. I felt her arms relax as I felt my shirt getting wet.

I brushed her hair from her roots to the back of her neck repeatably to calm her down, as Sakuya quickly breathed in and out.

(What did she mean when she said mistress?)

(Is it possible that she can't find out how to fix this, for her undying loyalty towards her Mistress or a likeness towards me? It's only a theory....but..)

(Do I love her? Should I ease her heart? But would I also make her neglect her Mistress?)

I pondered that while Sakuya wept for many minutes on my chest, then she stopped and looked at me, raising her head. Although she still hesitated as she averted her eyes from time to time, avoiding my eyes.

I wiped off her remaining tears with my hand on her face as she blushed, warmth came to my cheeks.

(All this time she cared for me, even taking me back when I was injured and bandaging me up, sleeping at my side. And I didn't know that she loved me. That happened with me and Marisa as well but, she didn't just abandon me like last time.)

(I think I make my choice, I hope it works out.)

"Ken, I..." breathed Sakuya, her lips quivering.

I looked at her seriously as she gave me her attention.

"Sakuya. I know that you......and that I accept" I said, hesitating my words.

Sakuya immediately glared at me angrily, and rolled off me. Sakuya sat up and made her back face me.

"W-What are you saying all of a sudden? Why would I be....it's just..I felt a throb deep in my heart, that's all" said Sakuya, hesitating her words.

(That would be a lie, but then again, she never did open up to anyone before, and not even to her mistress I bet.)

Sakuya continuing to look away while I was serious, she brought her hands together and put them on her lap.

"I'm not lying! When you said that with......such a serious face..." said Sakuya.

(You're really bad at lying, but, I don't care anymore.)

"It just throbbed, OK! Dummy! It's your responsibility" yelled Sakuya, crossing her arms.

Sakuya looked up to the ceiling, possibly frowning even if she doesn't mean it.

(Why is she so tsundere all of a sudden?)

[A/N: Tsundere is a person with a conceited, irritable, and/or violent personality that suddenly becomes modest and loving when triggered by some sort of cause (such as being alone with someone). It can also describe a contradictory personality which is good-willed on the inside, but with a harsh and overly-critical attitude on the outside.]

Sakuya turned around to face me and started twisting her braid with both hands, blushing deeply.

"Will you..."

"...You'll take responsibility for me, right?"

I smiled, elating Sakuya, who looked down to my eyes, not averting her own, while her lips quivered.

Here I was laying down with Sakuya who was sitting, we blushed at each other awkwardly, while we were very close.

Her fingers were now growing closer to mine that was on my chest, Sakuya looked away while doing this.

I stopped them with both of my hands and entwined my fingers with hers, making her gasp and blush even more.

She looked at my eyes once more, and never left.