50 ways to annoy voldemort

by iwmango

she's outrageous! she funny! she positively loves annoying voldie! and she's...ALICE! R&R if you love bothering people to the bursting point! it may be over-used, but new ways! c'mon, you know you want to read it!

38. extra minty

I'm on a roll! In July, probably no updates. Soz, but I'm having my own NaNo. Well, July's my birthday, so read! Enjoy! And REVIEW!

I took my tictacs off my shelf. They were my favorite, the extra minty ones. Other people complained that it was too strong. But, hey.

I wonder if daddy will like them. Insert evil grin.

I skipped to the living room and popped a tictac into my mouth, savoring the strong mint.

I offered the box to daddy, and he looked clueless, but held out his hands. I poured out half the box into his hands. He shrugged and stuffed them into his mouth, as I intended.

Three-8-Seconds-8-Later

"TOO MINTY!", he yelled, fanning his mouth, dismantling some of the squashed in tictacs.

"SPICY!", he yelled, hopping around, the spicy after effects kicking in.

"ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO BE SPICY!", he yelled.

"Well, you're not supposed to take so many.", I shrugged.

"Maybe that helps"

"ALICE!"

"TICTAC!"

Apparated.

I LOVE TICTACS! REVIEW!