For vague, hairbrained excuses, please refer to my profile. Any other excuse would be that my computer is being so (bleeped) up that it takes like five minutes to load one page. ONE!! (Pulls hair out in frustration.)
Anyways, I decided that I needed to put up some more chapters, and I was looking through the one's that I've already got up and the folder filled with all of the parodies that I've already done. It turns out that I've got 23 that I haven't even published yet! (Sweatdrop.) Of course... some of them I never will... Like a parody of Mr. Grinch's theme song (it was personalized for my BD) and Grandma got run over by a reindeer (again, for my BD)
So, read, then review and hope that I update soon. :D
Part of that Band
A Band Parody By Artemis J. Halk
Based off of the song: "Part of Your World" from The Little Mermaid
Look at this stuff
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the nerd,
The nerd who has ev'rything?
Look at this trove,
Treasures untold,
How many wonders can one band room hold?
Lookin' around here you'd think
(Sure) she's got everything.
I've got saxes and reeds aplenty,
I've got flutes and stands galore,
(You want sousamaphones?
I got twenty.)
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more.
I wanna be where the band nerds are
I wanna see
Wanna see 'em marchin'
Walkin' around on those
(Whad'ya call 'em?) oh – Dinkles!
Flippin' your music, you don't get too far
Dinkles are required for marchin', walkin',
Strollin' along down a
(What's that word again?) field.
Up where they march
Up where they parade
Up where they stay all day in the sun
Wanderin' free
Wish I could be
Part of that band.
What would I give
If I could play
Outta this school?
What would I pay
To spend a day
Warm on the field?
Betcha in band,
They understand
Bet they don't reprimand their students,
Bright young band nerds,
Sick o' singin',
Ready to march
And I'm ready to know what the band nerds know
Ask 'em my questions
And get some answers
What's a shako and why is it
(What's the word?) lyre?
When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love…?
Love to explore that band above?
Out of this school…
Wish I could be…
Part of that band!