"Ok I can do a video report but I can't be the only in it" I said.
"I will be in it" Mikey said.
"Me too"
"Bandit can just stay on the couch and be in it I guess" I set the video camera up and turned around to see Bandit crawling on the floor.
"Wow ok do you want to be a movie star?" I asked her picking her up. She giggled.
"Ok everybody to the couch that's going to be on the video" Mikey and Frank were sitting there.
"Ok here we go" I turned it on and started the recording.
"Ok Helena here. I have to give a report but I didn't feel like writing it and I figured everyone would want to see the bus. So the bus" I pointed up.
"And with me I have Frank Iero" I pointed to him.
"Mikey Way" I pointed to him and he waved
"And this cute little thing is Bandit she is Gerard and Lyn-z's daughter" she giggled.
"And now I am supposed to tell you how awesome the VMAs were well let's see I got to perform and As I am sure some of you saw I got to make fun of Frank and Russell but really Russell is a funny person"
"Yeah Morgan our lead guitarist decided we should be slipknot this year if any of you saw last year's VMAs well yeah some dude got really drunk and he walked on stage with them and they said they were going to beat him down. Yeah wellthe Jonas Brothers drawing was my way of doing that. I have never liked their music long enough to care but they are good people"
"Sure" Frank said.
"Shut up like you care"
"I don't but Nick is just a little bit older than you"
"Excuse him he is going into parent mode. Zacky did the same thing but he's not really my dad anyways. Yeah so I have some pictures to show you" I pulled out my camera that I had yesterday.
"I met Fall out Boy, Tokio Hotel, Shinedown, Green day, and Miley cyrus everyone else I really wasn't paying attention to I was surprised I was paying attention to Miley" I showed them Pete's picture.
"Yeah see pete wasn't prepared for the picture but I think it's funny" I looked over and saw my bag with everything from last night in it. I showed them the rest of the pictures.
"Ok now the amazing parachuting medals and awards" I grabbed the bag and pulled them out.
"the performance was really fun and if the face creeped you out then you don't know me very well but anyways this is our moonman for the award I am not allowed to say on this video recording um but Yeah" I held up the moonman that Russell made for us.
"And the medals" I showed them the weird medals.
"Yeah most of the band is lazy so they made me hold these for them" I put everything back.
"Oh yeah everybody decided they wanted to drop out of high school and leave Morgan and me there yeah what's up with that?"
"They don't like you" Mikey said.
"They never have" I said.
"Ok well what else?"
"Oh yeah bus tour" I handed Bandit to Frank.
"No baby liner Frank"
"Hey I told you that was Gee"
"Sure" I said picking up the camera.
"Ok well this is the living area" I turned it around.
"Nothing special and this is the bunk area" I walked into the bunk area and over to Bob's bunk.
"Bob doesn't like cameras so he's trying to hide" I said pointing the camera at Bob. He glared at me and I kept going.
"So we have 8 bunks but 2 of them are storage because we are very messy." I showed them the storage bunks.
"This is my bunk probably the cleanest thing on both buses" I said walking to the back room.
"This is the back room or music room" I showed them that.
"The other bus is the exact same thing"
"Helli sound check!" Morgan yelled.
"Let's go check out sound check" I said running out the door.
"Wait where's Gee and Lyn-z we can't bring Bandit to sound check" I said.
"I don't know I'm not his keeper" Frank said.
"Same here" Mikey said.
"Then be the brother you are and call him" He rolled his eyes and called him.
"Where are you?"
"Ok well sound check is like now"
"Yeah ok" he hung up his phone.
"He said bring her we'll meet them there and Lyn-z will bring her back because she isn't feeling good"
"Ok come on we get to go see the venue" I said picking her up.
"Yes so we are in…. um Mikey where are we?"
"Oregon"
"Yes that's where we are" I said walking out the door.
"Ok this is band slash friends who came with us" I pointed the camera at everyone else. Jo anne hid.
"What's with the camera?"
"Video report for class"
"Why do you bother just drop out it's so much better"
"Because I want to go to college whether I am a rockstar or not" I said.
"You won't need it did you see how you were last night that was the coolest thing I have ever seen you do" Amy said.
"Ok sure to the stage" I ran there holding Bandit.
"Ok well this is the awesome place we get to play in" I said turning the camera so everything could be seen.
"An I am going to pt the camera down so you can see everything while we start sound check which all we really do is play 1 song and then we fool around til they tell us to leave because people are coming in soon" I put the camera down on a chair in the back so that you could see everything.
"Hmm chair?" I found the wood chair I use to get on the stage. I placed it in the front like at the VMAs.
"Ok here they come just one song and I am apologizing for any bad language you may get from anyone including me." I placed Bandit who had fallen asleep on a blanket side stage. I went to practice me getting on stage. I ran towards the chair and did a cartwheel onto the stage.
"Is that part of the show now?" Gerard asked.
"IDK but it could be and video camera so be careful what you say" I pointed to the camera.
"Oh thanks for the warning"
"Don't tell Bob"
"Ok " he laughed. Lyn-z grabbed Bandit and went back to the bus. Everyone came on stage.
"I want to play the same show as yesterday" Brandon said.
"Ok so I am going to run and jump on the stage with a mike in my hand and grab a chair and we are gonna drop a bass from the ceiling?" I asked.
"Yeah"
"ok I will start just be ready k?" I jumped off stage and they handed me the chair. I set it up.
"Ok come and get me!" I yelled running and forgetting about the tarp and falling flat on my face.
"Forgot the tarp" I said. Everyone was laughing at me.
"We were wondering if you would remember" Gerard said. Avenly and Morgan brought the tarp out.
"Ok Freak shows take 2" I said.
"Come and get me!" I yelled and this time actually slid I made it up without the spring board and sat down.
"They shall never learn" I said in my scary voice. I kicked the chair to the back of the stage but fell over from pain in my side.
"Ok maybe we shouldn't do that" Morgan said handing me my pills.
"It's that or we can send you crowd surfing" I said in my creepy voice.
"Let's just redo it" I said jumping off the stage after taking my pills.
"Ok come and get me" I yelled again and slid. I missed the chair and fell into the stage.
"Ok that was actually pretty funny" Frank said.
"F that hurt" I stood up and Frank came over to help me up but I pulled him off the stage and he fell on his back.
"Sucks don't it?" I said he nodded and I went back to the doors.
"Ok take 978 last try" I joked. This time I made it and when I kicked the chair back Morgan occupied it and my Bass came flying out of nowhere but I caught it and kept going.
"Happy Halloween freak shows!" I yelled into the mike at the end. I jumped off the stage and ran back to the camera.
"Ok well I am going to shut the camera off for now and I will be seen again in" I looked at my phone.
"3 hours" I waved and turned it off.
"I hate cameras" Bob said.
What ever everything works let's go do something" I said.
"Like what?"
"Go to a bar?" I said they all looked at me.
"I was just kidding let's get some food that sounds good"
"Or we can call that guy and ask about that movie" Frank said.
"Ok we shall" I took out my phone and called
"Hello?"
"Hi it's Helena from the VMAs"
"Oh hi did you think about the movie?"
"um what exactly would I be doing?"
"Well we need a villain voice over for a horror film"
"Oh Ok and if you want we need a girl about your age as the first person to die"
"Oh that's cool hold on" I covered that phone.
"They need a voice over for some monster and someone my age to be killed at the beginning of the movie" I told them.
"Ok sure if you want to go ahead" Frank said. I held the phone up to my ear.
"Sure I can do that"
"Ok well is there a time when you can come film?"
"Um I have 2 breaks coming up but the first one I am going somewhere and the second one I am going back to school"
'Where are you going to school?"
"Chandler Arizona"
"We can come film it out there it and we can do the voice over another time maybe?"
"It depends how fast we finish shooting the scenes maybe"
"Yes well where are you right now?"
"Oregon"
"Can I email you the script?"
"Yes of course"
"Ok I will email it to you and you can look over it I will send what characters you will be k?"
"Yes" I gave him my email address and hung up.
"I have an email waiting for me" I said standing up.
"Ok well what are you doing exactly?"Gerard asked.
"I am doing voice overs for the major villain monster dude that kills everyone and I get killed at the beginning of the movie by myself I am guessing"
"Suicidal monster nice" We all laughed at Brandon.
"I feel bad" They all looked at me.
"Why?" Ray asked.
"Everythign seems to be happening to me and you guys are like shadows you just stand behind me"
"You're doing us a favor Helli"
"How?"
"All the attention is on you" Brandon said.
"Great to know that I can be thrown under the bus" Everyone laughed.
"Yup enjoy it" He said sitting on the chair on the edge of the stage. I smiled and inched closer and closer to him.
"Brandon have you ever been to a circus?" I asked.
"Nope"
"Welcome to the circus catch!" I threw a tennis ball at him then ran full speed and started doing cartwheels towards him as the chair tipped over sending him off the stage. I made sure I grabbed the chair and flipped off the stage carrying the chair. I did a hand stand on the chair.
"Fun I know right?!?!" I asked him as he stood up.
"Yes the best catch!" he threw the ball at me and I raised a hand a caught it.
"It's gonna take a lot more to knock me down Brandon" I said throwing the ball to Morgan who was standing on the stage holding something.
"What are you doing?" I asked him.
"Recording the circus" he had my camera.
"Whatever this is fun" I said as Brandon kicked the chair and I jumped on top of him sending him to the floor.
"Once again I am not an idiot Brandon"
"Got it now" He pushed me off of him.
"Hey that's no fair" I landed on my hands.
"Plenty fair" He smiled and hoped back on the stage. I grabbed the chair and got back on the stage. I kicked the chair to Morgan.
"I always said you would be a good cheer leader"
"You and your boyfriend would be great lifters too Morgan" I said don't a back flip into a hand stand.
"Yes and the spankies you won't wear make great additions to the floor to all the other lifters"
"Until they see you in the locker room" I said everyone was laughing at this.
"Until they hear that you have kids"
" until they hear your pregnant" I said cartwheeling off the stage.
"Yeah that just means I'm sexier then you are"
"Good and that's what your boyfriend said when he was with me because you made him change his mind" everybody was laughing.
"Yes I know I talked him out of that he wanted a girl and a guy in bed at the same time"
"Yeah too bad for you it was your mom and dad"
"yes It was awesome and it's nice to know that you had my dad's kid again"
"I know because Gerard is my kid with Ali"
"Yes and he is my boyfriend so I can't wait to move in"
"I wouldn't let you, you too would be too Noisy at night"
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!"Gerard yelled.
"a Penelope war" we both said at the same time.
"Now shut up so we can finish" I said.
"Where were we?" Morgan asked.
"Oh yeah your would be too noisy at night you can't"
"Well now that I think about it why would I want to if I have to deal with you and the guys you bring home from the strip club"
"True and I would be too scared of the STDs you would have from sucking off to every guy you can find and fucking every girl around you in fact I would be scared to fall asleep with you in the house"
"True but I have a kid with Brandon and we are happy together so we don't need Gerard"
"I didn't know that Brandon is the husband right? That must be why you are gaining weight and you keep 5 boxes of condoms with you"
"Ok you win" I jumped for joy.
"I always win" everybody was staring at us.
"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" we both yelled.
"that was the funniest, stupidest, and most embarrassing thing I have ever heard or seen anyone do" Bob said.
"I know but it's entertaining" I said laughing.
"Ok well let's forget that happened" Gerard said.
"No you were the one that was brought into the fight your just mad because I said you were my kid with another woman" I don't love you started playing from my phone.
"I have one more thing to add to this fight"
"What?" Morgan said.
"I know that you and Kale were so drunk one night you fucked each other"
"Ok that's just flat out wrong" I laughed and answered my phone.
"So you call even after I said not to?" I asked him.
"Yes and I know Calvin died so now there's no one in the way we can be together"
"Ok that's wrong and you said that before how did you know before me?"
"I know who killed him" everything clicked. I covered the phone.
"Did they ever find out who killed Calvin?" I asked and everyone shook their head.
"You asshole you killed him!?"
"Wow I always knew you were smart"
"You're obsessed with me and your fucking crazy! You killed him just so that I would start dating you again?!" I was going to kill him.
"Yes and no"
"Really let me know how the casket is because when they catch you I will make sure your gone better yet I will kill you myself slowly and painfully until you can tell me what the fuck you did wrong."
"Really how are you gonna do that?" He asked
"I will let you sit there and let the blood drain. I will a human pin cushion if I find you and by the time I am done with you, you will look like Swiss cheese if you're lucky" I hung up and threw my phone full force into the house chairs.
"Do you want to call the cops?" Frank asked. I stood up and turned to him.
"Why so I can let him live you know nothing about him none of you do not even his family knows the shit I know about him. I can guarantee that if I told the cops everything I knew that he would have enough crap to get the death penalty four times if he was lucky" I walked to the end of the stage and flipped off to go find my phone.
"What are you doing?" Gerard asked.
"Calling Monroe she has friends that are cops they will hunt him down and make sure I get my way with him" I found it but it was split in 2.
"Do we have tools? Like electrician tools so I can put my phone back together?"
"The sound people might have some" Mikey said.
"You can't do it Helli the cops will just come after you" Morgan said. I thought of something. I had my evil face on when I turned to them.
"You're right give me your phone"
"Why?"
"I have 2 calls to make"
"To who?"
"The jail and the cops he is going to be put in a psychiatric hospital and I know just how to make him suffer" I gave an evil smile.
"Ok just stop making the face" I tilted my head to the side and looked up a bit. I grabbed his phone and called the Chandler police department.
"Police how may we help you?"
"My boyfriend was murdered in kansas a few weeks ago and the person that did it just confessed to me that he did it so that I would start dating him again"
"Do you know where he is?"
"3402 n Theodore chandler Arizona it's his uncle's house it is currently empty because his uncle is in jail so he is hiding there"
"Ok I will send someone to get him and he will be brought here but you will need to testify against him and have proof that he did it"
"I will but I am currently on tour with my band and I won't have time to for 6 months and he is stalking me"
"Ok well we can send him somewhere that he will leave you alone, change your number, and don't tell anyone that knows him where you are"
"Ok thank you"
"You're welcome have a good day"
"Well whoop dee fucking doo I have 6 months"