Yaku- Yoshness! Why? I don't know!
From- YourOverlordAndMaster
(stands in confusion of all the inuyasha stuff)
yea if anyone of you guys, espesicly pein, gets glomped by yaku...she won't
let go... even after dragging her around a bit and whining. it gets really
annoying cuz then if you don't anything i think she will stay there for
hours... it's get a bit tireing. Don't aask how i know this... (siftyeyes)
what?
(stands next to chealsea) dei-san, whats going on?
zetsu!! stay right there! (goes and gets a starfish then puts it on his head
and takes a picture) I don't why i just wanted to do that... you can eat it
now...
You know why do we run out the room... why don't we just poof?... OMG!! NINJA
POF! i used to run aroung the lunch room yelling that it was fun.
sasori- (throws tutu, liatard and pointe shoes at him) do ballet monkey!!
why are we calling him monkey anyway??
Yaku- Hey he was holding onto me.. and we aren't on each other any more.
Pein- Yeah we aren't…
Deidara- well Un…I You see…Un.. I LOVE YOU BOTH AND CANT CHOOSE Un!
Yaku- Ohh.. this is bad…
Hidan- No shit this is bad..Yet… Fucking halarious.
Deidara- (basically tearing his brains out trying to decide between them)
Yaku- Hey you're right!
Zetsu- (Munch) Yummy seafood.
Kisame- At least he isn't trying to eat me.
Itachi- Second chapter I have to wear these…. (looks at girls jeans)
Yaku- She did Used to do that I saw it…
Saasori- I don't know how. (puts stuff on anyway and attempts ballet)
Yaku- Ehh.. I don't know.. It just kind of happened…..ONWARD!
From- XxHell's HoundxX
Helloz! XD
Hidan: I'm just going to come out and say it...I love you...-says it in all
seriousness- Oh yeah your nickname is um...hm...the only one I can think of is
priest boy...oh! Or Hell's angel! XD
Tobi: Since Pain doesn't want me poking him I'll poke you! -pokes- and your
nick name(s) are/is the clown with the tear away face, basketball head, and/or
the walking thunbprint. None of these are my idea I heard them from other
people.
Itachi: Here are the results of the test that say if we really are twins or
not -hands him the test- It says we are twins live with it!
Yaku: please don't call me Itachi's sister that just sounds so cliche. Call
me either Widow, or Pandora...please.
Pein: -goes to poke him but stops about a centimeter away- I'm not touching
you -does this continuosly for several hours- and your nickname is...huh I
don't have one for you...
Kisame: Hi :3 um the only nickname I have for you is...Jaws
eh thats all for now...bye!
Hidan- …I was fucking starting to fucking wonder when you would fucking say it. Now then (hugs you) you're now my girlfriend because I say so… and I choose hells angel damnit.
Tobi- (pokes you back) poke…. I wanna be the walking thumbprint! 3
Itachi- (faint)
Yaku-… Damn everyone knows there are few things that make an uchiha faint….
Kisame- Yeah…
Yaku- I like Pandora.. so I dub you Pandora.
Pein-.. You spelled my name wrong the first time….. (gets annoyed after about the second hour) RAWR DAMNIT! (Yells at you about something)
Yaku- (thinking) Oh God you've got him started now…..
Hidan- (Thinking) Oh Jashin Save me He's ranting.
Pein- (Ranting) SO DAMNIT DON'T TOUCH ME AND…. (Continues ranting)
Itachi- (wakes up and thinks) whats going on?
Konan- (thinking) must not slap must not slap…..
Kisame- (thinking) Oh god he's doing his take over the world with my 1337 5i11z again….
Tobi- (thinking) Tobi is bored….
Deidara- (thinking) OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE SHUT HIM UP Un!
Pein- (rambling) MUAHAHAHAHA! (Some more ranting about the idiots he's surrounded by)
Sasori- (thinking) Where the hell does he get off calling us idiots when he just broke into a rant about Pandora Poking him.
Zetsu- (Thinking) ……It just seems to go on forever like the lights when someone's high.
Kakuzu- (thinking) If we're as bad as he says then how does he deal with us….. I wonder if he looks at porn…… It did seem to affect him when Jiraya Died….
Pein- And that's why Yaku Isn't my Girlfriend. (sighs)
Yaku- How did you get from Pandora poking you to how you and I aren't going out like we are being accused of?
Pein- I don't know…. But it's fun to annoy them with a rant every so often… (points the other Akatsuki members who went brain dead after about the 50'th sentence of his rant)
Kisame- (raises and exhausted finger…exhausted from listening) I'm fine with anything at the moment.
Yaku- Well looks like that ends that. And yeah… I'm gonna heave to let these guys rest… (points to them all laying down braindead)
Pein- (sleeping on the couch)
Yaku-…. Apparently ranting makes him tired….he looks kinda cute when he's sleeping….(looks around mischievously) We'll since they're braindead… I cant be accused of anything…. (snuggles the sleeping Pein) Goodnight.. I mean goodbye… well then again it is 4 till 1am… so yeah good night….
(the light in the room goes off and they all sleep)
Hidan- I bet you fucking did that Yaku!
Konan- After all you could do more in the dark with Pein couldn't you?
Yaku- SHUTTUP!
Pein-(Wakes up but still drowsy) Hnn?
Yaku- (cuddles him) Just go back to sleep.
Pein-..okay…. (lays down again)
Yaku- Night all.