Chapter 38: Cranky Insults...?
Twilight Okami: -Going hysterical- IIIIII'MMM BAAAACKKK!
Tortures: -Screams like mad- NOOOOOOEZ!
Anna: -Slaps Twilight Okami- Where have you been anyway! It's been five months! -_-!
Twilight Okami: Busy... But the show is still on :D!
Chopper: Shall we begin filming again?
Twilight Okami: HECK YEAH! –dances-
Mario: What are you doing?
Twilight Okami: I JUST DANCE THE WAY I FEEL BEACHES! XD!
Everyone: O_o...
"Hello and welcome back to..." The Co-Hosts began.
"SUPER SMASH BROS GAMER 2!" The Audience cheered madly.
"Wow, I can't believe you actually remembered" Anna whistled in amazement.
"As you are all aware we've been on Hiatus since... Forever" Yoh simply said.
"But now," a voice belonging to the sadistic Twilight Okami called from the stage. "We're back!"
"YAAAAAAAAAA! GUCHI!" The Audience screamed and applauded.
"-_-... You guys haven't changed have you?" Anna asked with a sigh.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Anyway," Twilight Okami trotted back into the audience and smiled. "Let's get this show started"
"BAAAAAW!" The Torturers cried.
"Chopper, do your thing" Anna declared.
Chopper smiled then switched the channel. But the channel changed to Barney... having... a good time with... a Teletuby!
"EEEEEEEEEWWWWWW!" Everyone screamed and covered their eyes.
"SOMEONE CHANGE THE CHANNEL! FOR GOSH SAKE! THIS IS MORE DISTURBING THEN SAW!" Twilight Okami screamed.
Samus quickly got the remote and changed the channel to the torture.
"Done and done" Samus muttered.
Suddenly, before anyone could tell what the torture was a man wearing admiral clothes got up and pointed at Samus in an accusing way. Samus groaned at the sight. It was Adam Mavorlick.
"I didn't authorize you to change the channel Samus!" Adam screamed.
Samus turned around and slapped her back side. "Kiss my shiny metal ass you shit!"
Adam growled. "I also didn't authorize you to-" Adam began but got hit in the face by a rock.
Twilight Okami sighed madly. "Seriously man! Just shut up! We got a show to go on! And if you didn't wanted to change the channel, then that means you obviously enjoyed it!"
"OMG!" The Audience gasped.
"I never authorized myself to-" Adam said, but once again, got hit by a rock.
"Like seriously man, is 'authorize' the only English you, like, know?" A man called.
Everyone turned to the right side of the stage and saw Mr. Whatever!
"HI MR. WHATEVER!" The Audience greeted.
"Like, OMG, hi!" He waved.
"CAN WE GET ON WITH THE #$%%$ TORTURE!" Anna screamed.
"O_o"
Reviewer: Twilight Okami/Me!
Suggestion: Wow, it's been soooooo long since I made a suggestion! Anyway, I want Cranky Kong to go to Justin Beiber concert and insult him in front of the Fangirls! No offense to anyone reading as a fan of him!
"I... I'm to insult that whipper snapper?" Cranky asked uncertain.
"Yeah" Chopper nodded.
"OMG, I'm so his number on fan" Mr. Whatever stated sadly.
Everyone turned their eyes to Mr Whatever and stared. He muttered a 'what?' at the audience.
"Well, what are you waiting for? GO!" Twilight Okami screamed.
Cranky Kong grumbled something madly, and then was teleported to a stage with Fangirls who love Justin Beiber.
"By the way, I want you to doodle around the Justin Beiber posters and say 'I'm Justin Beiber' while doing crap dances!" Twilight Okami screamed after Cranky Kong got teleported.
'B... but I'm an old man! Surely my grandson wouldn't mind taking my place" Cranky Kong protested with puppy eyes.
Donkey Kong gave a frighten face, which soon turn into a smirk. The gorilla also started laughing his head off!
"No way! You wish!" Donkey Kong laughed.
Cranky growled and was about to make an insult but was soon interrupted by a scream of a Fangirl.
"Are you Justin Beiber's grandpa?" She asked dumbly.
Cranky snorted and then magically got a pen and started doodling on the posters. All girls gasped at this. After that Cranky Kong turned around, and held his stick up.
"Your J Bevier sucks!" Cranky Kong shouted loudly.
All girls gave scandalized gasps and they started growling like dogs. Magically Cranky Kong's clothes were transformed into a dress and started dancing like a drunk.
"I'm Justin Beiber" He said girly.
"KILL HIM!" A Fangirl yelled on stage.
All the Fangirls screamed in agreement and charged at Cranky Kong who simply muttered.
'Help...'
Back at stage everyone was laughing at Crank Kong who was now walking a wooden plank near the tallest building in the world with girls throwing knifes at the old gorilla. Donkey Kong and Diddy laughed the hardest.
"Ha, ha! Now that's a welcome back start I loved!" Anna stated.
"WE GIVE IT A 4.5!" The Judges called.
Before the Co-hosts could say a thing, Cranky Kong came in, panting and shivering in fright.
"I... Hate... This... Show..."
"Don't the Torturers all" Twilight Okami replied sarcastically.
Crank Kong turn to the two laughing gorillas in the distance. He growled madly, got his cane that soon magically turn into a riffle. When he hopped on stage Donkey Kong and Diddy were silenced by the sight of the crazy gorilla.
"Bon Voi Ash suckers!" He screamed and started firing.
"HOLY BANANAS!" Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong scream and ran.
Peach turned to hit Daisy... but the princess wasn't there. A sudden, evil laugh caught her attention. She turned to the left to see a evil grinned Daisy with... Jig Saw next to her.
"SHE'S ALL YOURS!" Daisy laughed, not wiping the grin off her face.
Jig Saw smiled under the mask, and got out his torture gear. "Let's have some fun..." He said and charged.
"OMGOSH!" Peach screamed and ran past the Audience who moved aside as the pink-dressed princess ran from the psycho killer.
On the other hand, Lucario was having a slap fight with Mewtwo while Zelda and Midna were VS. Each other in... Mario Kart?
"DIE BEACH! I GOT A SHELL!" Zelda screamed as she drove her Wii Kart Remote.
"I'LL SQUASH YA!" Midna yelled back.
Edward got up from his chair and stared at the blond host and got out two machine guns.
"My revenge shall come!" He yelled then started firing.
Anna noticed, and then stops the bullets in the air like in Matrix: Reloaded and got her Mini Gun and started firing madly at Edward, who leaped away.
"This is madness..." The Itako shuttered while firing her Mini Gun.
"Madness?" Edward hid behind the seats of the Audience. "This... is... SPARTAN!" He yelled pride fully and started firing.
"Someone is high on caffeine" Fox muttered, and then screamed as he got shot ten times by Edward.
"SAY HELLO TO MY FRIEND!"
Everything was in utter chaos. Cranky Kong has injured Donkey Kong and Diddy and chuckled.
"I always win boys"
Suddenly the door opened, and some Fangirls came in and glared around until they noticed Cranky Kong.
"THERE HE IS! GET HIM GIRLS!" A Fangirl declared.
All Fangirls screamed in agreement and got their weapons, and charged like a mob. Cranky screamed and ran for his life from the Fangirls.
"We'll be back on..." Yoh said, then duck from Peach, who leaped over him like a hurtle along with Jigsaw.
"SUPER SMASH BROS GAMER 2!"
"Where torture is hilarious" Twilight Okami finished, and ducked as Edward fired madly. "And someone help the high-caffeine guy!
Author's Note: I...am... SOOOOOOOOOOO (infinite and beyond) SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING! DX, I was... very, very busy and having an awesome holiday. I hate to admit, but I'm running out of torture ideas, which the Touteres must be happy about -_-. I also may not do the third season, due to ideas. I really, really, really hope that there are still people who'll be reading this story! As always suggest a torture, and comment :D!