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After sewing on about 100 pearls in Ruby's dress, train, and veil, I was tired as hell, and night had begun to fall on the test village. I waved good bye to Mama and Ruby, and ignored Big Brain as I exited the main house and started walking home.

That sounded weird.

Home.

Home..home..home..home..home..home..

Have you ever said a word so many times that eventually it looses its meaning? I do. Happens alot. It's like you have a momentary mind fart, and you can't even think clearly. I sighed happily as I opened the door, and was automatically picked up and swung around in a circle. I giggled as kisses were placed all around my face, eventually one landed on my lips. I sighed happily as I looked into the ocean blue eyes. I kissed him again, wrapping my arms securely around his neck. I looked him in the eye, and couldn't help but notice the bruise that was just on the edge of his hairline.

It looked like Papa came through with his threat, and smashed Lizard on the head. A little bit of the buise was visible, but the majority was hidden under that mop of hair. By the way he was kissing me hello, and not screaming, I thank god, I hope he wasn't mad about it...or just completly..forgot?

"Missed you too.." I sighed, placing my head on his shoulder. He made an agreeing sound, while rubbing his cheek against mine, wrapping his arms around my waist and pushing our bodies tight against each other. I playfully ground my hips against his, and I felt him take a quick intake of breath.

"We're going to Neptune's..for the wedding.." I muttered against his shoulder as he grounded against me.

"Uhhh..why we goin' theere?" He groaned out as he took my hand and started to lead us upstairs.

"Because..his house is a cathedral..we'll only stay there one night.." I said as we made our way down the hall towards our bedroom. I walked extremely close behind him, almost on top of him, and then slamming the door behind me, throwing us into the cascading darkness. I reached forward, grabbing him by the back of his vest and backing him against the wall, pressing my body against his as I kissed him deeply.

"You gonna stay wit' me?" He asked, wrapping his arms around my waist again, and backed away from the wall to pull one of my legs up around his hip. I smiled, nuzzling his neck before biting down lightly

"Of course."

He kissed me back, pulling us away from the wall, and down onto the bed. I giggled as he put his hands up my shirt and tickled my stomach on accident, and he seemed to like my reaction. He kept one hand placed on my stomach, gliding up and down while the other managed to tug my shirt and bra fully off. My cheeks turned red when he finally stopped ticking me, and just starred down at me while taking off his vest. He straddled me, one of his hands on my hips, and the other pushing my hair away from my face. I smiled, reaching forward, looking for him in the dark. He lent down, pressing kisses to my shoulders, and slowly kissing down. I practically purred as his kisses traveled down my chest, my fingers roving through his hair.

As his misshapen lips pressed against my slightly protruding hip bones, I felt his hands tugging at my sweat pants. I lent up, helping him shrug off my pants and wrapping one of my legs around his hip again, grinding up against him, while he grounded down and kept pressing kisses lower. I gasped, feeling him press his lips right above my underwear, and I kicked him over and off me, so that he was on his back beside me. Lizard looked bewildered, and a little hurt why I kicked him off me like I'd been practicing for the WWE. I smiled, rolling over and straddling him and grinding down on him.

He groaned, putting his hands on my hips, and gripped me against him. I groaned, feeling his fingernails dig into me, leaving even more crescent shape cuts there, seeing as he left some there last night, and more there this morning.

Are we being whores?

I ran my hands down his scarred, bare chest, my fingers lightly running down the toned, scared ab muscles, making him shiver at the light touch. I got to his pants, tugging on the button, and trying to pull them down, but not having much luck with trying to get them off. I could feel his smirk as I growled, and I lent down, placing a somewhat harsh love bite on his hip, making his hips jerk forward, and I quickly threw his pants across the room with a smug grin on my face.

I lent back down, using one hand to rid myself of underwear while the other was placed on the bed for balance as I bent down to press my lips against his. He groaned as we were finally naked, and our hips rubbed together, and we moaned again. I could tell that he was about to roll us over, but I held my place as long as I could, and slowly I got above him. He looked at me with excited and confused blue orbs as I winced slightly as I slid down on him, with him entering me slowly.

I froze, still pretty sore from last night and this morning, but slowly began rocking back and forth. Lizard gasped, his hands around my waist tightening as he bucked up and writhed underneath me. I groaned as he bucked up as I quickened my pace above him, my hands braced on his shoulders. I moaned, closing my eyes from pleasure as one of Lizard's hand traveled up my body and gripped one of my breasts, causing me to moan louder.

I went faster, starting to feel the light sheen of sweat cover us, and he bucked back faster. He groaned, grabbing my shoulders and rolling us onto our sides, before he got back on top of me. I grinned up at him as he kept the pace rapid. I grabbed him by the back of his head, bringing his lips to mine as I wrapped my legs around his hips. I could feel a tight coil inside my lower stomach as ecstasy dripped into my body and I started to shake. I felt my toes curling as Lizard pounded faster into me and my back arched, pushing our chests further together.

He groaned wildly, pushing into me one last time as I cried out, digging my nails into his back, making the movie, porn style, sex-back scratches that I hoped no one would see. I collapsed on me, his face pressed in the crook of my neck, and he was literally crushing me. It wasn't that bad, and it was actually sort of comforting. I snuggled underneath him, rubbing my fingertips in small, soothing circles over the scratches I made on my back. I kissed his cheek and hummed in agreement as I barley heard him whisper 'I love you.' into my hair. We were silent for a good amount of time, with him breathing his warm, sweet breath onto my neck, while I still rubbed his back lightly. After about ehh..40 minutes, the throbbing in between my legs came back and I whined, trying to shove Lizard off me..when I realized why the throbbing was so bad.

"Lizard.."

"Huuhh?.."

"...Can you pull out? Please?"

-Teh next day-

I woke up, stretching and whined in a confused manner when the bed around me felt empty. I groaned, creaking open my weary eyes to see in fact, yes I was alone in the bed. I looked towards the clock, and bounced up, seeing as it was almost one o'clock in the afternoon. I jumped out of bed, my vision blacking out a little from head rush, and I ran in all my naked glory towards the closet, ripping out a flowing floral dress that came just above my knees and of course, was strapless. After slipping on some pink sandals, I grabbed my walkie talkie and rushed out of the house, a little irritated that Lizard didn't wake me up, and a mostly irritated that he left me there in bed.

I dashed over to the main house, ripping the door open to see Mama zipping a gorgeous, red dress dress on Harper.

"I'm so sorry guys! Lizard never woke me up!" I groaned as Mama rolled her eyes playfully and tossed an exact same replica of the dress she and Harper were wearing. Without a second thought, I took off my own dress, throwing it on the couch and slipping on the red one. I twirled, and I got some claps and a wolf whistle? I stopped spinning to see Mars making a weak wolf whistle. Harper laughed, picking up the little guy while I picked up Merc, who were both sitting on the bottom of the stairs.

"Well, now where didja learn that?" Harper asked, rocking the little boy back and forth. Mama rolled her eyes, a smirk coming on her face.

"He heard it from Lizard. He does it whenever he see yah and yer outta hearin' range." Mama admitted, grabbing Mars with one arm and Merc with the other and placing them on the couch. No males seemed to be around, so Mama turned, and waved for someone to come down the stairs. I heard lithe footsteps, and all eyes were on the stairs, and I saw the flash of white. Ruby lightly came down the stairs, her dress fit beautifully and she looked like a princess. Mama's eyes teared up, and she dabbed at them with a handkerchief. I bit my lip and clapped my hands as Harper bounced up and down and clapped with me. Ruby reached the bottom, props to her for not falling and she looked gorgeous.

Her dark purple eyes seemed to glow and shine like lasers and the smile on her face was bigger than the Jokers, from Batman. The white dress made her tanned skin positively glow, and her hair to look like satin. She hadn't brushed her hair or anything yet, and she still looked gorgeous, just wait until we got her all cleaned up. Tomorrow, I'd be doing her hair, nails and make up while Harper and Mama made sure everything else was perfect. We were all set. Tomorrow, Harper, Ruby, Mama and I would take the car that was my run away car (Remember, Mable?) and we'd take all our dresses, makeup and such and drive to Neptune's place. The guys would walk, and meet us there a few hours later. We were leaving at 5 in the morning, seeing as the wedding was at 12. The guys were leaving the house at 7, giving them 5 hours to make the two hour trip.

I had a feeling that they would somehow mess it up.

The only thing wrong was Big Brain, but we didn't let that dent Ruby's happiness. Mama asked if he was coming, and I burned with hate as I remembered his cantor.

His dark navy eyes burned with hate as he looked towards Mama and I.

"Whaat...?" He asked, his breathing slow and erratic as usual. Mama rolled her eyes as I glared right at the crippled man.

"Ya comin' ta Ruby 'n Greg's weddin'?" Mama asked again, but this time she didn't ask so nicely. Big Brain huffed, and we were lucky that Ruby was upstairs, sleeping.

"Rather drop dead..girl a lil' human lover..gonna have offspring..with..that..outsider.." He huffed out, causing me to stride over and slap him across the face. Without another word, I stormed back upstairs, to finish my pearl sewing.

That man really was a horrible man, and desperately needed to be shot. Or capped.

Aren't they the same thing?

Anyway, all us girls would be staying at the main house, while all the men were kicked off to Cyst's house to have a little play date all together. Mars and Merc were sent up to bed, and all of us gathered on the floor of the living room, seeing as after trying on all our dresses, shoes and packing away all our stuff, it was around 8 o'clock. All the stuff I needed for tomorrow was in my black duffel bag, and I even stuffed my Ipod and the speakers in there, for the party.

My baby sister wouldn't be listening to scratchy, old records on her wedding day.

We put on some romance movie (which I think was Leap Year, we only watched 20 minutes of it before we got bored.) that Harper brought, but eventually we ended up watching Freddy vs. Jason, all of us choosing sides. Mama seemed to like Jason, saying that he reminded her a little of Pluto because of his stature, and lack of words. Ruby and Harper liked Jason too, Ruby because he reminded her of Pluto, but also because Freddy really scared her. Harper chose Jason over Freddy because Freddy was "an ugly fuck" and had a really messed up mind, killing almost everyone, while Jason just stayed home and killed the bad people around his house.

Not me. Freddy all the way.

"Why? He scary!" Ruby cried, ducking her head beneath her pillow as Freddy tossed Jason around like a rag doll. Mama patted her head, watching the much larger, zombie man get tossed around by the smaller dream demon with a flick of the wrist. I hope she doesn't have nightmares, that's exactly what she doesn't need the night of her wedding. I shrugged, popping a piece of Hersey's milk chocolate into my mouth and giggling a little at Freddy's jokes.

"I don't know...he's funny."

"What do you mean he's funny! You're one funky chick." Harper laughed, grabbing one of those oreo chocolate bars. I shrugged, smiling.

"Well Jason's all quiet, which makes him a better killer. You know when Freddy's coming, and with him usually comes some funny saying or joke." I said, leaning further back and shifting my pillow. My walkie talkie crackled, and the hushed voice of Lizard came on.

"Ay...aye..Eliaaahhh...sexayy thanng..." He slurred, obviously drunk out of his mind, and I heard him click off, waiting for a response. We all looked towards my black little box, seeing as everyone else left theirs upstairs, but I brought mine down with me, just in case. We all starred at the black radio, Ruby let out a confused 'uhhhm...' before Mama started giggling softly.

"D-did he just drunk dial me?" I asked, still a little in shock as Harper clapped me on the shoulder, snorting and trying to hold back her laughter. That worked for a full 3 seconds as her and Mama started laughing. Ruby smiled softly, feeling a little bad for me.

"Ya theeeresssss?" He called again, and I could hear him huffing over the line. Harper pushed me forward, making me reach up and grab it. Everyone started laughing, but we were all smiled.

"Yes, what's up?"

We had to wait a full five seconds before Lizard called back.

"..whatchu dooinn'..miss youu...'n yer ass.."

I coughed as Mama kept laughing. You think she'd be upset, but she thought this was hysterical. Ruby looked a little bit scared, and Harper was again laughing along.

"...I miss you too..I'm at the main house..Ruby's bachelorette party..remember? Are you drunk?"

"...Mayhhhbehh...'m at Greg's batchl'erette party.."

"...you mean BACHELOR party?"

"Jus' cause he a man...he can't have no batchl'errrrette party...sexist.."

"...allrrriighht..I'm just gonna go back to the party.." I said, setting down the black box. I was not answering it anymore tonight.

"Where'ya goin' bayybaaayyy! Why don't cha come ov'r 'ere...Can start up what we did lassssssssst niiight.." Lizard seduced over the phone, and I could hear the arousal practically pouring out of the radio. Everyone eyes starred at me, wide colored orbs filled with shock. I clicked and held down the button.

"Oh ugh yeah..that movie that we STARTED last night, oh yeah. Sure, later love." I quickly lied, and apparently it wasn't believe able. Harper and Mama were quietly giggling, covering their mouths and trying to hold in from bursting out laughing. Ruby looked like some one just told her that she was a unicorn.

"Movie?...Not talkin' 'bout no movie...dun tell meh ya don' 'memba'...guess 'll remind ya tomorrow night...Dun' worry, you'll like i-"

I grabbed the walkie talkie, seeing as the room was being filled with laughter.

"THANKS! BYE!" I called into the box before I popped open the back, and took out one of the two double AA batteries, and tossing them on the coffee table. Mama was clutching her cheeks and laughing deeply, as Harper was on the floor holding her stomach and Ruby was giggling, even though she was a little creep-ed out.

"BOW CHIKA WAH WAH!"

"SHUT UP HARPER!"