The Hellsing Files
-Ghost
Pip grinned as he raided the linen closet. He was looking for a sheet, and was planning on perhaps scaring a certain annoying young werewolf by pretending that he was a ghost. He rifled through the sheets, looking for a good one.
Finally, he found one. He grinned and pulled it out, unfolding it in the process. Oh, this was going to be fun…
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Kei was skipping down the hallway, planning on raiding the linen closet. He wanted to pretend to be a ghost so he could scare the Lady.
He turned the corner and stopped short. What was THAT? A figure was stumbling down the hallway, covered in a hot pink sheet- it looked like one of Seras'. Kei screamed and ran for his life.
He rounded another corner and ran into something solid. "OW!"
"What the hell, Kei? You see a ghost or something?" Akai raised an eyebrow at her companion, who was shaking like a leaf and gazing up at her with wide eyes.
"Y-Yes!!" he wailed, running behind her and clinging to her shirt, using her as he would a shield.
Akai groaned. Not this again… She attempted to shake the clingy werewolf, but he kept an iron grip. "Kei! Let go!"
"No! The ghost might get Kei!"
Akai sighed. "Fine, I'm going to go take a look at this ghost, just to prove to you th- OOF!"
A figure had rounded the corner and top speed, and Akai became a wall for the second time in one minute. "VHAT THE HELL IST GOING ON VITH PEOPLE USING ME AS A VALL?!"
A chuckle emanated from the pink lump that was sprawled on the floor next to her. Akai glared at it and Kei shrunk away. "Akai-sama…" he whined. "It's the ghost! Akai-sama, be careful!"
Akai rolled her eyes and stooped down to drag the sheet off the offending 'ghost'. Pip looked up at her, grinning widely. "Bonjour…"
"Oh, hello Lady," Kei said brightly. "Did Lady see the ghost?"
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Moral- Keep sheets out of the hands of mischievous, pervy Frenchmen at all costs. Otherwise certain silver-haired werecats might just be inclined to beat said pervy Frenchman up.