Review Comments:
meg - I like to think that Lois wants to kill Clark for getting hurt all the time, haha.
sunset - We did say that he was naked during New Years in the 'Arthur' chapter, haha. I had to do it! Believe me, Bart is going to pay, haha. He has it coming and there are two Kents that are going to give it to him, let's put it that way. And here is your fun hint for the day: Neither is Clark or Lois, haha.
Mera might have the down-low on the being a couple at work thing, but Lois Lane and Clark Kent are the experts at being a couple at home. At least that's the way I'm going to tell it, haha. The thing about Lois and Clark is that their love has always been there and will always be there. And I'm talking about in the comics, the movies, and the show. When you think Clark Kent, you think Lois Lane. They are the couple that all other couples are compared to.
clarkfan325 - I hadn't read that about Doomsday, I guess that just makes my little slice of Doomsday work better, haha. And thank you, I wanted to mix it up and do something different and it sounds like everyone liked it, so that's really encouraging! I like having the whole League around too, just wish I had could have included Bruce and Diana, haha.
LoisNClark4Ever - Haha, I'm glad you enjoyed it!
A,sky - I was going for a 'might be the best when it comes to a relationship on the front lines, but might be a little bit of a rookie on the home front' kind of thing, haha. I think that would give Lois an interesting role amongst the female superheroes because while they might be experts at being superheroes, Lois does have the edge in the romance department, haha.
Author: CaptainTightPants12
Rating: K
Pairing: Clois, Chlollie, Carter/Shayera
Disclaimer: If I owned Smallville or it's characters, I'd be saving this for the spring and you would be watching it on TV.
Jo'an Disclaimer: Jo'an, 'You Make My Daddy Sick' characters, and elements used via permission from mygyps17.
Summary: A series of 'Kill me or Kiss Me?' moments.
Chapter: #38, Shayera Hall
Author's Note: This one is set in the future when Carter and Shayera have returned to the land of the living.
"Lois Lane?"
"Kent. Lois Lane-Kent. And you are?"
The woman looked over Lois' face with a smile. Jo'an felt nervous at her mother's side.
"I hear that my husband kissed you once upon a time, I felt like I should apologize."
Lois looked at the woman with a confused look. She had absolutely no idea what she was talking about. "Excuse me?"
"I think Lois would remember me better as the man who sent her back home to her own husband."
A man walked around to stand next to the woman, Lois gasped at the sigh before her.
"Carter?"
Clark and Oliver walked up to Lois, not noticing Carter or the woman standing next to him.
"So, the petting-zoo people are willing to forgive you for shouting at the goats, but I have to take her next time."
"Uh...Clark...look who's here."
Clark looked up at the woman, he didn't recognize her. When he looked at the man, he smiled widely, "Carter! You're back!"
The two shook hands and shared a quick hug.
"I see that you took care of the Darkness."
"Yeah, but there was a while there where I didn't think I could make a difference anymore."
Carter put a hand on his shoulder, "Heroes always make a difference, Kal-El."
Jo'an pulled on Oliver's sleeve.
"Who is he?"
Oliver smiled at her and got down on one knee, "That...is your Uncle Tweety."
Carter growled under his breath at Oliver, Jo'an lit up. She loved having so many special uncles.
"You know Oliver, the ancient Egyptians had a word for people like you: ...Schmuck."
"I missed you too, Big Bird."
Clark laughed at the duo and turned to the woman, "You must be Shayera, we've all heard a lot about you."
She laughed and shook his hand, "All good things I hope."
"Those are the only things I have to tell," said Carter, giving her a peck on the cheek.
Lois let out an 'aww' while Oliver looked borderline shocked, "Did the Talking Pigeon just get all mushy sweet on us?"
"Did you forget that I carry a Mace around with me?"
"If you're carrying one with you today, it's hiding place might explain why you always act like you have a stick up your-"
"Ollie!"
Oliver turned to look at Lois, she nodded her head at Jo'an. He gave her an apologetic look before looking to Shayera to do the same, but she was laughing.
"You must be the Master-Archer that Carter has spoke of," she said, extending a hand to Oliver.
He shoot her hand but shot a look at Carter, "Master, eh? I knew you were impressed."
Carter rolled his eyes. "I was hoping that we could buy you all dinner, and catch up? Minus Green Jeans of course."
"Carter," warned Shayera.
"Fine, Peter Pan can tag along too."
"You do still owe me some dinner," chimed in Oliver.
"You still owe me some dry cleaning."
The women ushered the two apart from their little duel of words. As the group made to leave, but Jo'an didn't move. She was looking at her mother, and then to this Carter fella, then back to her mother. "What's wrong, Joey?" asked Oliver.
"I don't understand."
"What don't you understand, sweetie?" Clark asked.
"How come Uncle Tweety kissed Mommy?"
"WHAT?" exclaimed Oliver and Clark.
Lois looked at Clark with what she hoped looked like an innocent smile, "I guess it's my turn to get killed instead of kissed?"
Author's Note: You guys asked for it, I hope you guys liked it! haha. And as with some of the other chapters, we will see the dinner, but that one will have to get the mygyps17 stamp of approval as there will be lots of Jo'an dialogue. I can get away with the couple of lines in one like this, but when she talks a lot, I've gotta toss it up to mygyps17 to make sure it's just right. And don't worry, I haven't forgotten about Hal either.
So, what did you guys think of Carter coming back? To be honest, I have no idea how his whole reincarnation thing works. I don't know if he's born the day he dies and therefore should be considerably younger than Clark and Lois, or maybe it takes a lot longer. Either way, I figured that at this point, it's probably fair to say that he'd be back. Besides, you guys wanted him, I had to bring him back! haha. Though this was the 'Shayera' chapter, his might take place in 'Shield.'
Next Up: I'm really not sure, but there's a good chance it will be one of 'Hal Jordan', 'Lana Lang', 'Lionel Luthor', or 'Thanksgiving'. They are all close to ready.