Warning sexual content

"Just put it on." Bruce sighed.

"No this is stupid, I don't want to be your fucking twin!" Joker screamed.

Suddenly Bruce charged at the Joker slamming his head into the table causing Joker to laugh.

"Listen to me you piece of shit! I don't have to be doing this, I told you before that I could just have left you and Harley to deal with the mobs. So you will listen to me and do as I say, or I will fly you to the center of town and let the citizens tear you apart." Bruce screamed as he slammed the Joker's head again causing him to collapse to his knees.

"Wow Brucey, I didn't know you cared so much!" Joker laughed.

Bruce brought his hand up to hit the Joker but the Joker grabbed his hand standing up. "I'll do it."

He grabbed the outfit as he began to change out of his clothes right in front of Bruce.

"Jesus!" Bruce said as he quickly turned away.

"Oh come on Brucey, don't tell me you haven't thought about me naked." Joker laughed as he squeezed himself into the leather outfit. "How do you move in this thing." Joker groaned as he tried to stretch out the material.

Bruce turned back to see Joker standing in the suit. It fit him pretty perfectly. Bruce grabbed the mask off the table as he handed it to Joker who quickly put it on.

However what stood out to Bruce was the Jokers green hair.

"Shit!" Bruce exclaimed.

"What do I look that good?" Joker laughed but he kept watching the expression on Bruce's face.

"Your hair." Bruce sighed as he walked over to the giant control panel pushing a button.

"What about my hair?" Joker asked seriously as he carefully watched Bruce.

"Yes Master Wayne." A voice responded and the Joker instantly recognized it as Alfred.

"I need you to run to the store and buy brown hair dye." Bruce responded.

"What! No!" Joker exclaimed.

"Master Wayne, the doctor has left, I need to speak to you about what he said."

"Wait, what, what's wrong with Harley? What did the doctor say?" Joker panicked as he ran up behind Bruce.

"Alright, I'll talk to you later. Please go get the hair dye." Then Bruce stopped pushing the button.

"What is going on, what's wrong with Harley?" Joker panicked.

"I'm sure it's nothing, now you can go up to go see her, but when Alfred gets back from the store. You need to dye your hair. People are going to recognize you…" Joker wasn't even listening instead he was running his way back up to Harley.

In an instant he was back up to the room throwing the door open.

"Hi-ya puddin'" Harley started but as soon as she saw him she started laughing. "What are you wearing."

"The bat said I had to wear this when we go out to look for Griggs." Joker sighed as he sat on the bed next to her.

"Well I like it," Harley said as she pulled Joker in for a passionate kiss.

Joker pulled back looking Harley up and down. She looked much better than she did earlier.

"What did the doctor say?" Joker asked seriously.

"He said that I am healing faster than most people," Harley said with a smile. "He thinks that I should be better by end of the week."

The Joker sighed realizing that Alfred was only afraid that once Harley was healed that the Joker and Harley would leave without finding Griggs.

Joker pulled her in for another kiss glad she was feeling better.

Soon however the kisses became more passionate until the Joker was on top of her. He was on his hands and knees kissing Harley making sure to be careful not to hurt her, at least not any pain she couldn't handle.

Joker growled as Harley ran her fingers through his hair.

Suddenly Joker pulled back again.

"He also said I have to dye my hair to brown." Joker sighed.

The last time his hair wasn't green was the night that he fell into the vat of acid.

Harley sat up carefully, looking at the Joker with sad eyes. She knew what it meant for the Joker to take away his look.

He had kept up his crazy appearance in order to stop himself from remembering his life before.

"Are you going to be ok?" She asked as she placed a hand on his cheek.

He leaned into her taking in her scent. She smelled like cotton candy again however the scent of gunpowder wasn't there.

For a moment he just stayed like, he could spend the rest of his life just in Harley's embrace. With her skin on his, but he knew that at any moment Bruce fucking Wayne would walk in and disturb the moment.

"Of course, darlin' I'm always ok." He brushed it off as he stood up. "Would you look at the two of us. Jane Wayne and Nightwing." Joker laughed as he gently tugged on her hair.

"I miss my blonde." Harley whined.

"Well as soon as we are done getting rid of Griggs, we will change you back to my harlequin." He said as he kissed her.

She moaned as he hands crawled up her legs.

"Maybe you can convince batsy to let you keep the suit, it might but fun to play with on our bear skin rug." Harley said as the Joker's hand reached her thighs.

"Oh so you like me as a super hero?" Joker asked as he began to rub circles on her inner thigh.

"Mmmh" Harley said as she leaned her head back.

"Well what about me, what outfit are you going to wear." Joker sneered as he began to suck on the skin under Harley's ear, her weak spot.

"I would wear whatever you want puddin," Harley moaned.

"Whatever I want." Joker growled as he hand went higher in between her legs causing Harley to gasp.

"Whatever, you…" Harley gasped again. "want."

Joker began to run his hand up and down her pant seam. She was wearing her leggings so there wasn't much fabric between his hand and her heat. He could feel how wet she was.

He too was getting excited. The bulge was growing in the suit causing him much discomfort. It had been so long since he had been with Harley. He longed to feel her skin on his and longed to make her scream his name like she used to.

"I love you Harls." Joker sighed as he kissed her. Her hand had made its way onto his crotch.

"So it turns out Alfred had…" Batman said as he burst into the room.

"Fuck!" Joker screamed angrily.