Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens Chapter 38 Hodgehegs & Cheerio's, a twilight fanfic

A/N - Okay, I'm hyper because of a fun msn convo (I put part of it in the bottom a/n just for the hell of it) So I thought I'd try another one of my "challenge" type chapters.
Anyway this chapter is for Lupus. Who suggested "a chapter about Cheerio's, Emmett's head, bowls for hats (with milk?), hedgehogs and a hair straightener assault. All one chapter or... Multiple?"
I don't think I'm weird enough to add ALL of that into the chapter, but I'll do my best -salutes- the straighteners thing shall be from personal experience ha…anyway to the chapter…
-Lanna

Notes.

Edward - Bold, Alice -Regular, Bella - Italic, Emmett -underlined

---Edward and Emmett are in the Cullen living room, Alice and Bella walk in giggling---

Electricity smells funny…

How do you know? -suspicious look-

Alice's straighteners tried to kill me -shrugs-

WHAT?!

Well she turned them on and while she was pulling and prodding at my hair blue sparks start coming out of the wire bit and then they started making a snap-crackle-pop type noise and Alice got all heroic and dived to switch them off shouting "noooo" was really quite impressive...

Oookay, Alice. No more dress up Bella its too dangerous.

But I can dress her up when she's a vampire right?!

Fine... but not until she's not so breakable!

HEY! thats not fai-

Oooh look at the hodgeheg in the garden! -points out window-

Hodgehegs are evil!

Hodgehegs? what in the world is a hodgeheg?

I think they mean hedgehog?

Oh yeah right... hedgehog... anyway, they're evil

I've always found them kinda cute

Cute?! CUTE?! Emmett they a not cute!

Yeah they're mean and sneaky, oh so very sneaky!

Uhuh just look at the way they come out at night at walk all "stealth-like" across the garden…

I think they work for the government!

Its a conspiracy! They like paint themselves black and become the militaries secret weapon!

Yeah!

So let me get this straight... the militaries secret weapon, is a black hedgehog? -raises eyebrow-

That about sums it up :o)

They're the perfect spies!

People think they're all cute and innocent but the spike-type things are actually... umm PROBES!, yes that's right PROBES! And they use them to send information back to their commanders...

OMG! Pigeon you're right pigeon how could I not have seen this before! -gasp-

We should go catch it before it beams information back to the top secret military head quarters place and we'll all be DOOMED!

Yes! But we should put bowls on our heads so that they can't mind-rape us with their rays of confuzzling-phsychic-ness!

You are a genius Batman! I forgot all about the rays of c-

Is this another one of your strange conversations that you have when you're bored but aren't actually serious about?

Umm... no... okay sort of... kinda... FINE YES! The hedgehogs aren't evil, happy now? you spoiled my fun -pouts dramatically-

I'm sorry, but I was seriously considering having Carlisle sending you to the crazy farm for a while...

You're forgiven...wait... crazy farm?!

I was kidding Bella, I'd never send you away no matter how loopy you get.

I am not loopy!

No comment ;oP

Pfft you're lucky I love you...

Oh I know :o) I love you too...

Batman, I want some cheerio's

Cheerio's? that's those horrible little circle things you drown in milk right?

Yup that's the ones...

Yuck!

They are not yuck! they're wonderful loops of joy, filled with oaty goodness! betcha cant say the same about grizzlies!

Ha. Emmett's favourite food just got owned by cheerio's!

Did not

Did too

Did not

Did too

Did not!

Well you know what...

What?!

YOUR FACE!

Oooh burn...

Ha wow, Emmett really can bring out the brat in everyone, even Edward -giggles-

LOI! Yeah I think we've been misled into thinking strength was his power all these years

When in fact he lures out your inner child and taunts it until you hit the bottom of the pit of immaturity...

Cool :o)

---Alice and Edward go with Bella to get some cheerio's while Emmett sits oblivious to their exit with a dreamy look on his face, contemplating how he could use his "newly discovered power"---

A/N - Haha okay, did I miss anything out? Did it suck? I used to always accidentally say "hodgehegs" instead of hedgehogs and everyone would laugh and I'd be like "what'd I say?" and someone would laugh at my stupidity and point out the fact that I'd said it wrong… I can't remember if the whole "the militaries secret weapon is a black hedgehog" thing was an msn convo or not but I kept getting mental images of cartoon hedgehogs dressed in black with mini toy guns and war paint on their faces :o)
Speaking of msn convo's (haha and I almost posted the whole msn convo instead of the chapter by mistake):