Xenoblade Chronicles Abridged

by Eagleflame

This is the "abridged" version of Xenoblade Chronicles. Behold, the power of plot holes filled, odd moments lampshaded, and onion jokes! Oh, a-and the Monado. That too. Overall, this is filled with spoileriffic moments from the get-go, so beware. Any plot issues you want resolved, or ideas you have? Let me know in a review or PM, and you'll be credited!

36. Reassurance (Update)

I'm sorry for the chapter delay. I know that I am very bad at updating regularly, and for that I am deeply sorry. This past wait has been my worst, I believe.

I have the newest chapter mostly complete for Xenoblade Chronicles Abridged (yay). A part of me sits in terror, feeling as if my ongoing abridged has lost some of its humor, so I have been working very hard to try to provide that again. But that's also been part of the problem—I'm too worried about the recent work-in-progress chapter, which leads to obsessing over it, which leads to taking more time with it instead of just writing it all out and editing later.

That, along with personal schedule changes and continuous wrist problems, has led to little time to focus on it. I also did NaNoWriMo (which, for those who do not know, is November's National Novel Writing Month, where you write 50,000 words in a month). I got up to 44,000 by the time the month ended. This is for a personal writing project of mine which has a time limit to completing it.

But. Excuses.

As an apology, here is an excerpt from the latest chapter. I hope you enjoy it. :)

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Spotlights snap on, and an entire group of Face units all looking like Xord boom into Mechonis Core from the teleporter at the opposite end of the room. All of them have different metal colors, however, and a white sash spraypainted onto them with the haphazard words, "Miss Mechonis Princess" scrawled across them.

"What?!" Xord outcries. "Why aren't I one of your ladies, I am the queen of Vanea's designs by far~!" he brushes back his sweeping black mullet as he looks over to Vanea and makes small kissy noises.

It's Egil who blows kisses back. Xord recoils in disgust.

Vanea mutters, "You must be joking." She stalks over to Egil, and he grins at her. Before he could ask how she likes them, her hand comes up, and an echoic SMNLAP booms across Mechonis Core.

The Miss Mechonis Princesses all glance at each other before each blurting out sayings like, "TIME'S UP, PIPSQUEAK, I'M GONE!" "FEELS LIKE A FLY BIT ME!" "WANT SOME MORE, MONADO MORON?!" "FEELS LIKE A FLY BIT ME!" "FEELS LIKE A FLY BIT ME!" and "YOU WANT THE BRAT? WELL, HE'S RIGHT HERE!"