INUYONAS: WHERE THE HELL HAVE I BEEN! THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT. THE IMPORTANT THING IS I'M BACK! WITH A NEW CHAPTER! LETS GIVE OUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS A LITTE BREAK FROM SHAKESPEARE. AFTER THIS CHAPTER, WILL BE ACT 3 AND ACT 4...IN THAT ORDER.

TAYUYA: THANK FUCKIN GOD! I WAS TIRED OF TALKING LIKE THAT.

INO: I KNOW! I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT ANYONE WAS SAYING...

SASUKE: HEY WHEN ARE WE GONNA AGE? I'M TIRED OF BEING 13.

NARUTO: YEAH IM TIRED OF BEING SHORT.

SASUKE: YEAH SAKURA'S TIRED OF BEING USELESS.

SAKURA: OOOOH...SASUKE-KUN...

INUYONAS: OK OK YOU GUYS CAN AGE 3 YEARS. ...after this filler...happy?

NARUTO: I'M NOT HAPPY. I'M NARUTO. DO I LOOK LIKE HAPPY? DO I LOOK LIKE A TALKING CAT THAT CAN SOMETIMES FLY? HUH?

SASUKE: YEAH AND SINCE ME AND NARUTO ALWAYS HANG OUT, DO I LOOK LIKE NATSU? DO I HAVE USELESS PINK HAIR?

TAYUYA: WHY IS THE HAIR USELESS?

SASUKE: BECAUSE SAKURA HAS IT.

INUYONAS: NOW WITHOUT FURTHER ADO I PRESENT TO YOU

Elementary filler.

"Ino Yamanaka."

"Here!" Said a six year old blonde girl.

"Chouji Akimichi. And stop eating."

"(NOM)here(NOM)" Said a six year child in the early stages of obesity.

"Shikamaru Nara."

"...Huh?" Said a six year child with symptoms of a sleep disorder.

"Good enough. Shino Aburame."

"Here I am Sensei." Said a very mature six year old.

"Kiba Inuzuka."

"ARF!"

Kiba What did I tell you about bringing your puppy to school?

"You said 'I got caught secretly snacking while teaching class. I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids and that dog.'"

"...What else did I say Kiba?"

"...'Kiba tell your dog not to hump my leg anymore?"

"...Nevermind. Hinata Hyuga."

"H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-" Stutter a very timid six year old girl who might have a speech impe..imped...problem.

"Hinata speak up."

"H-H-H-H-H"

"Hinata answer when I call you ok? I'll let you off with a warning this time. Sakura Haruno."

"CHA! IRUKA SENSEI I"M HERE TODAY AT THIS MOMENT CHA!"

"Sakura what did I tell you about inside voices?"

"SORRY SENSEI! BUT I HAVE A THROAT DISORDER THAT CAUSES ME TO TALK EXTREMELY LOUDLY! MY DOCTOR SAYS IT'S CALLED NEVERCANWHISPERITIS!"

"I feel bad for you Sakura. that's awful Those poor people who have to hear your six year old shrill like voice. Anyway, Sasuke Uchiha."

"HERE TEBAYO!" Screamed a raven haired enthusiastic six year old.

"...Don't ask Iruka remember your karma...Naruto Uzumaki."

"Hn." uttered a six year old blonde.

"...Don't do It Iruka...just move on. Monkey D. Luffy."

"I'M LUFFY!"

"No, your'e a monkey."

The class erupted in laughter.

"EVERYBODY SHUTUP!"

silence.

"Naruto don't make fun of people's names." scolded Iruka.

"Yeah Whisker face!" Luffy screamed.

"Shutup you straw hat country bumpkin!"

"DO you wanna fight cat face!"

"Bring it skinny bitch!"

"ENOUGH! NARUTO GO STAND IN THE CORNER NOW!"

"But Sensei-"

"NOW!" Iruka screamed pointing in the corner.

Naruto stood up dejectively and shuffled to the corner.

As Naruto made his way to the corner, Iruka continued to speak.

"Maybe you'll cool off while you are over there."

SHino raised his hand.

"Yes Shino?"

"Sensei it is impossible for someone to cool off in the corner."

Iruka rose his eyebrow.

"And why is that?"

"Because the corner is 90 degrees."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"I should give you detention for that. Now let me finish calling roll. Usopp."

"YOSH! Right here Sensei."

"Hey Usopp Why don't you have a last name?" Sasuke asked.

"You mean a family name? Because my last name is super secret and only super secret ninja people can know it."

"Are you related to Tenten?"

"Sasuke be quiet and let me finish. Nami." Iruka said.

"Here." said a six year orange haired girl.

"Roronoa Zolo."

"Sup." Said a green haired six year old.

"Ok class, now that everyone is here we can get started on the day."

"What are we going to do today Sensei?" Ask Ino in a sweet manner.

"Well today we're going to draw faces."

"Can I sit down down?"

Iruka looked over in the corner and smiled sheepishly.

"I forgot you were over there Naruto. Have a seat."

Naruto complied.

Iruka then proceeded to hand each student a blank sheet of paper.

"Ok class Draw a face that reminds of your attitude through out the day. If you are happy most of the time then draw a happy face. If you are sad, then draw a sad face. Also write a sentence explaining why you drew that face."

Pencils flew into action.

"My face is gonna be the best face!"

"Don't forget the whisker marks kitty-chan!"

"You don't forget the Bananas Monkey boy!"

"Naruto, Luffy stop arguing."

"SASUKE KUN! IF YOU LIKE MY FACE WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?"

"Sakura first, I will NEVER like your face. Second, I'm six...go out where?" said Sasuke holding his ears from Sakura's loud volume.

"Sauke, Sakura stop flirting and draw your faces."

Sasuke gasped in shock. "Sensei how dare you-"

"No. Draw." Iruka commanded.

10 minutes later.

"Ok pencils down. Now I'm going to call each one of you up to the front of the class room to show your face and read your sentence. Ok first Ino."

Ino hopped up and skipped happily to front of the room and immediately showed her drawn face.

Ino's face: (o_o)

"why are the eyes so freakin huge?"

"Dobe have you seen Ino's eyes?"

"AHem!" Ino said silencing the two best friends. "I chose to draw a face with big eyes because my daddy says I have an eye for detail."

"Who is 'De' and why does he have a tail?"

"Shut up Naruto. Thank you Ino. Ok Chouji you are up." said Iruka.

CHouji got up and trudged to the front of the room and showed his face.

Chouji's face: ( o_o )

"Oi Why is it so fat?"

Iruka threw a piece of chalk at Kiba."

"I chose this face because my father says I'm pleasantly plump."

"That's really cool Chouji. Ok Shikamaru it's your turn." Iruka instructed.

Shikamaru eventually made his way to the front of the class to present his face.

Shikamaru's face (z_z)

"I get it! The paper is sleep!"

"That must be it!"

"Naruto, Luffy stop being idiots and let Shikamaru speak."

"Mendukosai...I chose this face because I like to sleep. Can I sit down now?"

"Yes You may. Shino Your up buddy boy."

Shino went to the front.

Shino's face: (%_%)

"...Is it dead?"

"No Nami Now shush."

"My face has butterflies for eyes."

"...that's very unique SHino. Ok Kiba you're next."

"Alright!" Kiba said jumping from his seat and running to the front of the room."

Kiba's face: {o_o}=O

"...I think it's really nice of Kiba to draw a face for the people with down syndrome."

Iruka blinked. "Sasuke you are really smart for a six year old."

Kiba glared. "No it's not for that Sasuke-teme! My face has a fist because I'm the toughest person here!"

"NO YOUR NOT! YOUR SUCH A WUSS YOU CARRY AROUND A POODLE!" Luffy screamed.

The class erupted in laughter.

"OK OK easy guys. Let's try to keep the outbursts to a minimum. Hinata's next."

Hinata's breath quickened. SHe hurried to the front and fidgeted a bit before reluctantly showing her face she drew.

Hinata's face: ( ._.)

"I..I picked this face b-because My father doesn't think I'm good enough to be his daughter. That's why it looks sad." Hinata said with tears brimming aroundher eyes.

The whole class was silent.

Even Iruka was speechless. How was he suppose to deal with that.

"Well if I had a daughter that was as pretty as you Hinata I would treat her like a princess." Naruto to the rescue.

Hinata's eyes widened. 'Naruto-kun thinks I'm pretty!' Such a thought proved to be too much for her when she passed out and fell backwards suddenly making everyone in the room panic.

Especially Naruto.

"HINATA! OMG HINATA NOO! SASUKE I KILLED HER WITH KINDNESS WHAT SHOULD I DO!"

"...I'm sorry do I know you? I don't recall being familiar with murderers. How do you know my name?"

"Naruto calm she's not dead. She just fainted. She'll be ok." Iruka said scooping Hinata up in his arms. "I'm just going to place her back into her seat and wait for her to wake up. Anyway Sakura is next."

"HAI SENSEI!" Sakura said before walking up to the fron to present her face to the class.

Sakura's face: (*0*)

"Sakura what the hell is that?"

"Sasuke please watch your language."

"I CHOSE THIS FACE BECAUSE I TALK LOUD AND I DREW THE FACE WITH A BIG MOUTH!"

"Thank you Sakura and I pray your Nevercanwhisperitis is cured. OK Sasuke show us your's."

"I will Sensei." Sasuke said before he went to the front of the room.

Sasuke's face: (+_+)

"I think these eyes are cool. " Sasuke said.

"YOU ARE SO COOL SASUKE-KUN!"

"Shut up Forehead. Sasuke's gonna go out with me not you!"

"INO PIG SHUT YOUR BLONDE MOUTH!"

"Oi...we're six...Where are we going out?" Sasuke muttered.

"Let's get this over with." Iruka began. "Naruto it's your turn."

"YATTA!" Naruto yelled jumping out of his seat, running on top of the desks and jumping to the front of the room.

"I give you a six for the landing." Kiba said.

"I give you an eight for actually doing what you did." Chouji said.

I give you a one for being a kitty-chan!" Luffy had to get one out.

Naruto growled at Luffy.

"Naruto show us your face." Iruka said.

Naruto smiled.

"...The one you drew."

"Oh well why didn't you say so?"

Naruto's face: (^_^)

"It's a cat!"

"Shut up Staw monkey! I chose this face because no matter what people say about me, they are not going to bring me down."

Iruka had to smile at the boy's determination. Atleast he wasn't a quitter.

"Ok next is-"

RING RING!

"I guess it's time for lunch then." Iruka said. "Ok guys line up in a single file line."

"Hey Naruto."

Naruto turned his head to see Chouji walking up to him.

"Whatsup Cho?"

"Have you heard about that new wizard club everybody is talking about?"

Naruto frowned. "You mean the one those jerks Natsu, Gray Erza and Lucy made up? I don't like them or their stupid club."

"But they are the most popular people in the school. If you don't like them then everyone doesn't like you." Chouji responded.

"SO what! I'll make my own club! A ninja club! It'll be better than some dumb wizard club! And everybody will like that more and Natsu can go cry home to his mommy!"

"A ninja club? Sounds cool. I'll join."

"Thanks cho. Hey you'll be my first member!"

"Ok but we need someone cool aswell."

Naruto nodded then yelled across the room. "Hey Sasuke wanna join my ninja club?"

"Is Sakura in it?"

"No."

"I'm in."

"WooHOO! That's two members already!" Chouji yelled.

"See Chouji? We'll be super cool in no time."

AN- AND SO ENDS ELEMENTARY FILLER PART 1. PART 2 WILL BE OUT AFTER ACT 3 AND 4 FOR SHAKESPEARE. PLEASE REVIEW!