warning: boobies.
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"All right, the movie theater!" Liz cheered as the duo walked through the cinema doors. "Lets see 'a night in paris'! no, 'my first true love'! no-"
"I already picked out a movie I think you'll like, Liz." Said Kid as he handed a pair of tickets to the staff member.
"Oh great." Liz muttered, rolling her eyes. Boy movies always sucked. He probably picked "the avengers" or something stupid.
"Trust me Liz, you're going to love it. Want some candy?" Kid said, walking up to the snack counter.
After getting some popcorn and snacks, the two walked into the hallway which led to the various theaters.
To Liz' surprise, they actually passed by "the avengers", and all the boy movies one would expect. For a second she was filled with hope, but then they rounded a corner, and Liz' jaw dropped as she saw Kid's objective.
"Mortal Kombat 9: The Movie?" she cried.
"I know, right!" said Kid, mistaking her exasperation for excitement. "C'mon, lets get seats-"
"What? No! Kid, this is the polar opposite of a romantic movie!" Liz yelled at him.
"Liz, give it a chance! You're going to love it!" Kid tried to persuade her.
"No way in HELL, kid!" growled Liz.
Kid sighed. "Tell you what: the movie's divided into chapters. If you don't like it by the end of the first chapter, we'll leave and watch whatever movie YOU wish."
"…I guess that's fair." Grumbled Liz. Not giving her time to change her mind, Kid practically dragged her into the theater.
"I've been waiting months for this!" he whispered excitedly as the duo took their seats.
Liz rolled her eyes. "I am leaving the split-second the first chapter is over…" she thought to herself as the words "Mortal Kombat" appeared in a blood-red sky on the screen.
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"huh! Huah! Heh!"
Johnny Cage slammed his fists into Kano's crotch three times. Then, as Kano doubled over in pain, Johnny leapt into the air and as he came down, he RAMMED his elbow into the bent-over Kano's spine.
"Ouch!" whispered Liz to Kid as Kano fell to the ground, wheezing. "For a pretty boy, JC's pretty badass."
"Well, that's the end of chapter one." Whispered Kid back to Liz. "You still wish to leave?"
"What? No! We still need to see if Sonya saves her friend!" Liz replied. "We'll leave right after chapter two." Liz leaned forward as Sonya began to sneak into a dark dungeon.
Kid smirked as he leaned back into his seat. Just as he'd planned it.
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"Holy shit, that movie was epic!" Liz cheered as the meister and weapon walked out of the theater.
"See, I told you you'd like it!" said Kid happily.
"I know, right! It had such a deep and entertaining storyline! Amazing!" Liz said. "Kid, you HAVE to teach me to play mortal kombat sometime."
"I'll see what I can do." Kid replied as he used a button on his keys to unlock the car.
"Um, hey, Kid… can I drive us home?" asked Liz.
Kid looked at her, surprised. Liz never drove if she could help it. She didn't like driving in general. "Sure I guess." He said, tossing her the keys.
"Thx." Liz got into the driver's seat, and Kid into the passenger's.
"Hey, Kid, take a nap, will you? It's 11 at night, and it's a ways to home." Said Liz as she started the car.
"But I'm not- zzzzz" Kid began to speak, but promptly fell asleep. Liz smirked as she drove through the city.
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"Hey, Kid. Wake up." Liz' voice pierced through the murky blackness under Kid's eyelids.
"Are we home?" he said, weakly opening his eyes.
"Not exactly." Said Liz. Kid looked through the front window of the car, and saw an incredible sight.
The car was perched on some sort of a cliff, with a road not far behind it. The cliff overlooked all of Death City, and Kid could see even his house from there. The lights in the city sparkled, and tiny ant-people walked the sidewalks. Above it all was the grinning moon, slowly chuckling.
"Wow… Liz, where are we?" asked Kid.
Liz smirked. "Lovers' point."
"Oh, yeah, that one cliff way out where." Said Kid. He looked at Liz. "And why are we here, again?"
Liz smirked. "You're so damn cute when you're clueless." She said as she wrapped her arms around his shoulders, her face getting closer to his. Kid felt his face heating up as she slowly, passionately kissed him.
After a few minutes of kissing, Liz decided to go for the home stretch. She slowly slid her hands down Kid's sides. He shuddered as her soft hands reached his waist.
Then she started unbuttoning his pants.
Immidiately, Kid yelped and recoiled. "W-what are you doing?"
"Wow, this is extra-clueless, even for you, Kid." Said Liz, an eyebrow raised.
"No, I know what you're doing, it's just… I just…" Kid put a hand to his head. "I just don't want to rush things. I want to go slow, savor the moment, y'know?"
"…yeah, I guess you're right. It's just…" Liz looked at her shoes sadly. "All the guys I dated in the past… back in Brooklyn… only wanted me for my body…"
Immidiately, Kid pulled her over to him, and kissed her even harder then before. Then he whispered into her ear, "I'm not dating you because I want your body…" then he went to work biting her neck, and she moaned. "I want you because you are the most beautiful… gorgeous… kind… caring…" he recited compliments to her in between neck bites. "…loving…sweet…magnificently magnificent weapon a meister could ever possibly hope to have. Don't you ever forget that." He said as he sucked her neck.
Then he embraced her as she embraced him, and she knew his words were true. "Thank you…" she whispered to him.
Eventually, they pulled apart, and sat next to each other, watching the moon laugh.
"Liz?" said Kid after a few minutes, turning his head to look at her. "I'm not ready to go to max level yet, but maybe we could try level two…
"can I touch your breasts?"
Liz looked at him, and Kid winced, thinking he'd gone too far. Then she smiled a smile of lust. "I knew you couldn't resist me…" she said as she slowly pulled up her shirt.
Kid stared in astonishment as Liz sat next to him, only her bra covering her. Then she took even that off, and she was completely topless. Kid stared at her chest, not moving a muscle.
"Um… Kid?" asked Liz, a bit worried. "I… I know they're not as big as Patty's, but-"
"Liz," Kid promptly said, "Patricia's breasts are the size of bowling balls. It would be nearly impossible to have breasts of that size without ruining them with surgery. Besides, your breasts are a respectable size nonetheless."
Then Kid slowly raised his hands, and with a encouraging nod from Liz, cupped her full breasts in his hands. He thumbed one of her nipples, and she moaned. Her nipples crinkled into tight peaks.
"oh-my-god-they-moved." Said Kid in one breath, almost jumping backwards.
Liz smiled, he was so goddamn adorable. "It's ok, Kid. They're supposed to do that."
Kid cupped his hands around her chest once more, and she moaned even louder. They sat like that for a minute, Liz being overcome with pleasure as Kid teased her nipples. Then she pulled him in, and they kissed, passionately. Kid felt her hard nipples pressing into his chest, and grew incredibly aroused from it.
Of course, it was at this moment that a flashlight shone in through the window.
"YAAAH!" Liz screamed, covering her breasts with her hands. A sharp knock sounded on the window, and because Liz was paralyzed with shock and fear, Kid rolled down her window.
"What exactly's going on here?" asked a gruff female voice. Even though the flashlight's sudden light was blinding, it didn't take a genius to tell it was a policewoman holding it.
"Um… we're both over 18." Said Liz quickly.
"Hmmph. I don't doubt it." Said the voice. "Even so, for all I know, you were doing a drug deal and got carried away. I'm going to have to ask you two to step out of the car."
Liz groaned and unlocked her door with one arm, the other covering her breasts, but before she could open the door, Kid gripped her arm firmly. "Wait, Liz. Something's fishy about this. Stay in here." He said. Then he unlocked his own door, and got out. He walked around the car to the woman, but once she got in his line of sight, his face filled with rage, and he charged at her. The woman squealed and ran away, and to the onlooking Liz' astonishment, Kid actually chased after the woman. Bizarrely, the woman was laughing as the steaming-mad Kid chased her. They ran around the car a few times before Kid tackled the woman to the ground. He clutched the squirming figure, and threw her in the backseat. Then he stormed back over to the passenger seat and got in.
"What-" Liz began, but Kid cut her off.
"See for yourself." He said, turning on the car's cabin lights, revealing the mystery figure. Liz gasped.
"PATTY?"
Sure enough, Patty lay in the backseat, laughing hysterically. "You should have seen the looks on your faces!" she howled, tears streaming down her face. "It was priceless! Kya ha ha ha HAAAA!"
"I oughta punt you back to the manor, you little snot." Growled Liz as she rammed the key into the ignition.
The mood killed, Liz began to drive the trio home. "I'm sorry about Patty, Liz." Said Kid.
"Eh, it's not your fault. Besides, we did have a damn good time before she showed up, didn't we? Heh." Liz replied.
"By the way, nice nipples, sis."
"Shut the hell up, Patty.