The Shinigami Women's Association
Chapter 37: Alex Louise Kira
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or FMA, otherwise each story would go to crap. And the chapter name's credit goes to Viashino. I would have died laughing had my english teacher not been reading Macbeth to us. XD
"Has anyone noticed something weird going on?" Soi fon demanded irritably, mentioning towards the rest of Seireitei with a vicious chop that nearly decapitated Isane. "There have been weird statues all over the place!"
"Yeah, like some sort of cubist craze is sweeping over Sould society," Ichigo said boredly, reading an FMA book. "It doesn't really concern me."
"Ne, Kurosaki-san," isane said, recovering from the flying leap she had just taken to keep her head, "why are you here again?"
"Rukia is taking a day off," he replied laconically, keeping his eyes on his book. "She asked me to take over for today."
"But if think that it is somewhat Kurosaki-san's fault," Momo said softly from her end of the table. Everyone looked at her.
"Ne, Hinamori-kun, what does that mean?" Matsumoto asked, slightly confused.
"The book that Kurosaki-san is reading," she said, motioning toward a slightly startled Ichigo with her chin, "it has the same thing that Kira-kun did...he clapped his hands together to make something, just like the red shrimp in the books." ((Ed Elric: -sneeze- Someone just called me a shrimp!))
"Che," Ichigo returned to his book. "Alchemy doesn't exist."
FLASH!
Ichigo froze as the wall behind them dissolved to form yet another strangely cubist statue.
"Kira-kun!" Hinamori cried, running towards him. "What are you doing?"
"People keep requesting that I do these things, so I used the nearest wall to me--Kurosaki-san, what are you---?"
"Shut it! Kira, there is no such thing as alchemy! It's in a book! Now stop this nonsense!"
"Demo, Kurosaki-san..."
"What?"
Kira stood tearfully for a second before hugging his statue. "My work is so beautiful!!"
Sweatdrop.
"This...is going to be difficult.
END