"Hello, Mrs. Hudson? This is John."
"Yes, I'm all right."
"No, I wasn't kidnapped. Sherlock's brother – "
"No, that doesn't mean I was abducted."
"I wasn't forced to call you. This is my phone, I chose –"
"Of course it's my phone! Check caller ID, my number –"
"Thank you."
"No, there wasn't an attack. The flat was – I'll explain later. I'll pay for the damages."
"Yes, I'll call you later."
"No, you don't need to come get me."
"Yes, I'll be back soon."
"Oh, Mrs. Hudson? Would you mind telling Lestrade I called?"
"No, I'm not in trouble with the law. Will you call him, please?"
"Thank you. Goodbye."