Angel: MWHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!
Ani: that is either really good or really bad!
Jesse: it's good for her, hell for someone else! (smacks forehead and shacks head)
Indi: what is she doing this time!?
Jesse: ask Meki! (points to a laughing Meki)
Meki: we blew up 2 authors and Angel just gave me a great idea on how to torture them! MWHAHAHAHA!!
Ani: how did you blow them up?
Angel: turned them into mice, put them in a maze, locked all of the exits, and blew up the maze a chapter later with them inside! MWHAHAHA!!
Jesse: and you guys don't wanna know what Angel suggested!
Indi: YES WE DO!!
Angel: ok then! I said that for one of the authors that we send him to a unicorn world that has Barney, the Teletubies, Barbie dolls and Swiss cheese that squishes people! And the other one is sent to the horrors of the 4 kids world! MWHAHAHA!!!
Ani: that's just evil!!! …I love it!
Indi: I'm so proud! (huggles Angel)
Angel: yup! Anyways! Sorry for the no chapter yesterday! I was busy with my other story and the Super Bowl was last night. Even though I didn't watch it! I also had evil Homework! Bleh! And my mom was pissed that the Pats lost! Damn her and her sports!
Indi: but your moms cool!!
Angel's mom: GOD DAMN PATS LOSING!! (starts to destroy house while all the authors and characters hid under Angel's bed) ANGEL MARIE!! GET OUT HER AND DO SOME CHORES!!
Everyone cept Angel: MARIE!?!?!
Angel: damn her! That's my middle name! hold it against me and I'll blow you up! Speaking of which! DISCIALMER!!
Lawyers: SUE SUE SUE SUE SUE SUE SUE!!
Angels mom: ROAR!!! (tackles lawyers and they get flattened like pancakes) my little Angel (Angel: GAH!) doesn't own anything except her wonderful ideas and her OC's! now: COME OUT HERE!!
Chapter 38: How she (BOOM!!!) Came Out
It was the Halloween afternoon and all the kids were at home getting ready to go out Trick-or-Treating. It was a Saturday so they didn't have to go to school. Layla was going as a Dark Magician Girl, Jaden as a Flame Wingman, Kyle as a Red Eyes Black Dragon, and it's only nature that Tara would go as her Radioactive Monkey Chicken! I mean come on! What else would she goes as? And it was still that fateful year that Layla was disinherited, and that (although later in the summer) Hiro came out.
"I'M GONNA GET THE MOST CANDY THIS YEAR!!" Jaden chirped happily while jumping into a pile of leaves. Tara jumped in after him while Kyle and Layla just watched them and laughed at what they were doing. "I CAN'T WAIT!!"
"Yes you can Jaden hon!" Layla shouted. "And you know what?! DOG PILE ON TARA!!" she jumped in the air and jumped right on Tara. She was followed by Kyle and Jaden just hopped onto Kyle. "THERE IS NO ESCAPING OUR GRASP TARA!!"
"O you think so huh?" Tara asked, kinda not able to breathe. "Well how bout this? Look Jaden! Swiss Cheese!!" (I know I said that I happened in middle school, but that was when the cheese was stalking him. he's always had a fear of that product)
"GAH!!" Jaden shouted. "WHERE!!?!?! KEEP IT AWAY!!!" he then jumped in the air, which caused Layla to loose her balance, which caused Kyle to loose his, and they fell over and Tara was free. "THAT WAS MEAN TARA!!" Jaden jumped on her back and started to chew on her head. (1)
"Jaden?" Tara said in a way to sweet voice that sounded a little to much like her I'm-going-to-act-sweet-but-I'm-really-trying-to-figure-out-how-to-kill-you-and-not-get-blamed voice. (sank you to Meki for that!) "Get off my head before I get the Swiss Cheese and eat you with it!!" she snapped. Jaden jumped off her head and jumped behind Layla's legs and held onto one of them for dear life while shivering in fear and crying a little. "Good boy!"
"Don't scare him like that Tara!" Layla shouted as she bent down and hugged the now sobbing Jaden. "She didn't mean it Jay! She would never eat you!"
"R-really?" Jaden asked whipping his eyes of the tears.
"Yup! You would go straight to her hips and giver her gas for a week!" Layla said while grinning. "So don't worry about her eating you!"
"Do you think that we could get any crazier?" Kyle just randomly asked.
"Knowing us, HELL YA!!" Tara shouted as she threw her hand into the air to emphasize her point. "And if any of us go sane, we must somehow fix it!"
"What if one of us goes emo?" Layla asked.
"Then annoy them to death until they go back to being their crazy happy selves!"
"Layla?" Jaden asked tugging at her shirt. "What does 'emo' mean?"
"O! Don't worry about that Jayjay!" Layla said smiling at the mad face she got from Jaden by using her per name for him. "I doubt that you'll havta worry about that EVER! You'll find out someday! And not by experience!" that foreshadowing is so obvious it hurts my soul!
"Ok…" Jaden said slowly while letting her shirt go and looking at the ground. Layla took his hand and started to walk back to the house. "Where are we going Layla?"
"We're gonna find something to do till it's time to go out!" she said smiling. "Tara!" she hollered over her shoulder. "NO EXPLOSIVES TODAY!! GOT IT?!"
"Humph! How so you always know when I'm gonna do that?!" she said pouting.
"I'm magical! Just don't! Save it for my science teacher on Monday!"
"What a role model you are" Kyle said following them with his hands behind his head. Layla blushed at his comment and glared at him.
"S'not like you're any better there Kyky!" said using his pet name. He twitched at the name that she gave him. "You're always a butthead to cute little Jay!" she knelt down and picked him up as she said that. "I mean look at that face! Its way to cute!" she nuzzled his cheek and he laughed.
"Don't call me Kyky! And you spoil him by doing that!"
"By what? Loving him? Caring for him when lord knows that our father will? I'm the most responsible out of all of us by far! So someone has to watch Jaden! And since you would just corrupt his innocence by you and your perverted ways (2) I havta do it! And don't you dare make that into one of your infamous 'bow-chicka-bowwows' on me (3)!" she said the last part when she saw that he was getting ready to say something. "Come on Jay! Lets go find something to do away from Kyle!" she walked into the house leaving a dumbfounded Kyle behind.
"I think I just got powned!" he said after a few moments. And when he was inside, Layla was already up the stairs and he could have swore that he heard Jaden say "Layla? What does 'perverted' mean?" this was gonna be a long Halloween.
OOOOOO
(that night)
Well. This is the moment that you all wanted to see! And for this part of the story, please don't question my sanity! Well, if you haven't already that is! (sweatdropps). Well, Ani knows what I mean by this! Yes! You guys get to find out what happened with explosives plus Kyle plus Jaden plus sugar! I have a feeling this won't end well!
BBBBBOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!
And now you people see why I have that feeling.
"YOU TWO ARE SO DEAD ONCE I CATCH YOU!!!" Tara shouted. She was chasing Jaden and Kyle up and down the street. They had been out for about 2 hours until this started. Those two idiots snuck candy before Layla and Tara let them and this was the result! 5 houses were already blown up, or at least had some sort of sign of explosives near there, and most of the road had holes in it. Tara stopped running to catch her breathe. She looked of at a street lap and saw Layla just standing there eating a candy bar looking board. "They're blowing up the neighborhood and this is all that you're doing!?" she shouted at her.
"You really want my help?" Layla asked finishing the bar. Tara nodded viciously. "Fine! But this was getting funny! Hide behind a wall or something! They're coming!" Tara did a back flip and landed behind a wooden fence. Layla ducked between two houses and waited for the two sugar high boys to come closer. Once they were in the middle of the road, Layla made herself known. She jumped out of where she was and stood in front of them. "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU TWO IDIOTS THINK YOU'RE DOING?!?!" she shouted. They stopped dead in their tracks and ended up falling on their butts in shock at the site of Layla. "THIS WAS A NIGHT TO HAVE FUN FOR ALL KIDS!! THE ONE NIGHT A YEAR WHEN WE GET FREE CANDY! AND YOU IDIOTS HAD TO RUIN IT!! NOW! MARCH BACK TO OUR HOUSE, AND LEAVE THE CANDY IN MY ROOM!! YOU HAVE LOST IT ALL!! GO!!" she yelled the last go so loud people in California could here it! The boys jumped up and ran away screaming like little girls. Tara came out from behind the fence.
"My god!" she said her eyes huge at this point. "You scared them to death!"
"They have now seen the wrath of Layla!" Layla said proudly. "Lets get back! I want some of their candy! And none for you!" she said while grabbing Tara's sack full of candy. "You already lost your brain thanks to this stuff and George keeps threatening to leave! So stop with the sugar!" they started to walk back to their house.
OOOOOOOO
(later that night in Tara's room)
Tara was able to get a little candy out of Layla. But only a little bit. Jaden and Kyle had a full time lecture from their father and were sent straight to bed as a minor punishment for what they had done that night. Tara was getting ready for bed and went to her closet. Her eyes widened and even filled with tears at the sight of her closet. Usually, her closet was filled to the brim with bombs, fireworks, other explosives, radioactive stuff, you know, the works. Now: it was empty. Nothing! Noda! Ziltch! Not even Radioactive Dust Bunnies! Someone was going to die for this.
"JADEN!!!! KYLE!!!!" she shouted at the top of her lungs. Even their dad quivered in fear at the tone in her voice. Well, the whole house did except for Layla. Nothing really scared her. She could take them all.
"Looks like she found out were the explosives came from" Layla said calmly while flipping to another page in her manga that she was reading. She then heard stomping a few feet away from her door. She sighed and put the book on her bed and opened her door and grabbed Tara by the collar as she was storming by. She pulled her into her room and shoved her on the bed. "Don't kill those two!" she yelled at her. "They already got the lecture from our old man and are grounded for at least 2 months! You can get more explosives! We all know you can!" Tara took a deep breath and looked at her little sister in defeat.
"Where would we be without you Lay?" she asked.
"Dead in a ditch. Now, go to bed!" she opened up her door and ushered out Tara.
OOOOOOO
(the next morning, uh, afternoon)
Layla, Kyle and Jaden were all outside raking leaves. Well, Kyle and Jaden were. Layla was making sure that they didn't have fun while doing it. But the fact that she had her ipod up all the way and was reading another manga didn't help much there. Jaden and Kyle were having a leaf fight that Layla "didn't notice" what was going on. Tara was inside talking to their dad about something.
(inside)
"You're what?!" Tara shouted at the very hated man.
"You heard me right Tara." He said in a calm collected voice. "By this time next year, you will be going to a boarding school and won't be living in this house anymore except when you have vacations. This is mostly to get you more calm and ready for the world. Since Layla is no longer going to inherit my business and she has been very…persuasive about Jaden, I am going to pick out of all of you! And since your mental state is…unstable, I have decided to send you to a place were it can be helped. You will be leaving once you finish this year of school. You may go now." Tara just stared at him for a few moments before she walked out to join her siblings. She sat down next to Layla with a shocked expression on her face. The others noticed it and went over to comfort her.
"Tara, hun, what's wrong?" Layla asked putting a hand on her shoulder. Jaden sat down in front of her while Kyle put his chin on her head and hugged her. "What did the old guy say? Come on! Tell us sweety!" just then, Tara's face turned dark and she looked pissed off. Her eyes then started to turn back between blue and green. That was not a good sign.
"GGGGGAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!" she shouted throwing Kyle offa her head and making Jaden fall back. "WHO DOES THAT BASTARD THINK HE IS?!?! TELLING HER THAT SHE HAS TO DO THAT!!! I'M MIGHT JUST HAVTA KILL HIM MYSELF!!"
"Tara? What the hell is going on?!" Layla shouted. He eyes then turned to a worried purple. "Hisa?! That you in there?! My god it's been a while! It's me! Hinata! And what has got you and Tara worked so up about?"
"Ya it's me in here!" Hisa said. "And that bastard said that he was sending Tara to an boarding school once she finished grade school! GAH!! I WANNA BLOW HIM UP RIGHT NOW!! GAAHHH!!!"
"I see that we're just as bomb happy as usual!" Hinata said with a small smirk on her face. "And we all can handle their dad! Just let Tara back out so that we can talk to her!" she closed her eyes and opened them again and showed that they were Layla's. "Lucy! You got some splaining to do!" Layla said.
"WWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Hinata said from the back of Layla's mind. Hisa then did the same and then opened her eyes to show that they were now Tara's. She fell back, suddenly exhausted and hit her head on the door.
"Nice Tara nice!" Layla said as she saw the swirly eyes where Tara should have green orbs. "Why does all this havta happen to us?" she sighed while running her hand through her hair. "Least we weren't attacked this time! And wake up you pyro!" she hit Tara in the stomach and got no reaction. "I'm gonna kill that other half!"
OOOOOOOO
"And that's how it happened!" Hisa said smiling. That did it. Everyone face vaulted to the ground. Well, not including Sakura, Luffy, Hiro, Sarah and Amber. "How are they not used to this by now?"
"Like we'll ever know!" Amber and Sarah said at the same time.
"Do any of them have pulses?" Sakura asked. Everyone looked at each other. O boy.
OOOOOO
(1) guess where i got that from and win a cookie!
(2) me and Indi and out friends are doing this to a girl who doesn't even know where babies come from. we have no idea why she hangs out with us when were all, for the most part, perverted buttheads
(3) a friends of mine does that when an inuendo is said. and if you don't know what that is, it's when a joke can be turned into something perverted. S'not that hard if you really try
Friend from school: bow-chicka-bowwow!
Angel: (smacks him upside the head) i don't like him when he does it to me! and don't say it!
Angel: that was fun! And long! Bah! Hate it when I do that!
Meki: but it was good!
Angel: but I type fast and ow!
Indi: then type slower!
Ani: then she can't get it up as fast!
Angel: whatever! Hope you enjoyed that! Next is , ugh! another duel! I'll try to make it as painless as possible! Really!
Ani: good Angel! Will it have Radioactive things?
Angel: there is a high possibility of that!
Meki: and explosions?
Angel: I would have it any other way?
Meki: …Touché
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LOVE YA PEOPLES!! -Angel