A/N: An odd one... Inspired by a conversation with a friend, so blame him. XD
Rachel Berry liked penis.
…Well, she was pretty sure she did. Does. Okay, would. When she sees one for the first time. In the flesh. She was attracted to men, so wouldn't she be attracted to their genitals? Wasn't that part and parcel?
But the truth was, she hadn't seen one in real life. Not yet. She'd felt a couple (through clothing, thank you very much), but that didn't really prove anything. But there wasn't anything else she could think about, was there?
Which is why, when Santana asked her if she liked pussy, Rachel didn't know what to say.