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"Damn it, Renji!" roared Ichigo. "How many times do I have to tell you not to go to my school and show up in public wearing abnormal clothes?"

"A-Abnormal clothes?" Renji hollered back. He tugged at his colorful bunny shirt. "This," he enunciated between gritted teeth, "is hip!"

A massive vein throbbed over Ichigo's temple. "HIP?" He repeated, yelling louder than before. "When you hang out with me, people stare and point!"

"Kurosaki-kun…"

"People stare at you because of your, and I quote, idiot, abnormal hair, punk!"

"Damn –"

"Kurosaki-kun."

Ichigo blinked and looked down at his girlfriend. "Orihime, what—"

She stood on her tiptoes and kissed him softly. "Behave, Kurosaki-kun." She whispered with a smile and Ichigo gawked at her with a dopey look on his face.

"Don't fight, okay? I'll see you later." Orihime let go of his collar and turned to Renji. "See you later, Renji-kun!" She waved at the two boys and walked off. Ichigo stared after her, wearing a dorky grin.

Renji watched him blankly.

"Whipped,"

"S-say what?"