The Glitz Pit (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"That was the most epic fight I have ever witnessed in my entire life." Hamma Jamma said as Lightning leaned on the wall. "Yeah, I gotta admit, he's really skilled." She said as she used Curaga on herself.

"Alright, let's get this Title Match going!" Sora exclaimed, but the SP Mailbox went off.

"Remove the posters of your team from the lobby. From X." Sora read.

"The posters? What in the world does that mean?" Spiky Joe asked. "I dunno, but let's find out." Yoshi said as they walked to the main lobby of the Glitz Pit.

They saw people going crazy, talking about how Lightning was defeated in an epic battle against Sora and now the team will go against Rawk Hawk himself.

"Alright, let's peel these off." Sora said as they nodded as they started peeling off the posters. "I think I saw some posters upstairs." Yoshi said as they walked up.

Goofy peeled off a poster and a key dropped out. "A key? What's this for?" Flurrie wondered when the Mailbox went off again.

"Go to the second floor of the storage room. From X." Sora read. "Now what?" Goombella wondered as they went to the storage room.

When they got to the storage room and walked up the stairs, Sora took out the key and unlocked it, as they walked into the next room.

"Anyone hear moaning?" Sora asked. "Gawrsh, maybe this room is haunted!" Goofy exclaimed. "Or maybe...someone is BEHIND this big yellow block." Mario said as he pulled out his hammer and did the spin technique as the people behind the block were Bandy Andy and KP Pete!

"OH MY GOD!" Goombella yelled as Mario put his hand over his mouth in shock.

Roxas' theme (Kingdom Hearts II)

"G-guys?" Bandy Andy asked as he weakly looked at them. "Stay with us, Andy..." Sora said. "D-don't go near the arena when...no one is around." He weakly said.

"Save your strength!" Koops said as he picked him up while Flurrie picked up KP Pete as they turned around to see Jolene peeking in, as she gasped and closed the door. "Was that Jolene?" Sora asked. "No time for that, we have a match against Rawk Hawk!" Donald exclaimed as they nodded and ran off back to the Major Leagues.

Glitz Pit

"Oh my god! Is that Bandy Andy and KP Pete?!" Shellshock exclaimed as they looked at them. "Quick, get them on the bed." Lightning ordered as Koops and Flurrie put KP Pete and Bandy Andy on the bed. "We couldn't just leave them." Sora said.

"We'll figure out who did this, you have a match with Rawk Hawk." Lightning said as Sora nodded as he walked over to the screen and pushed the button.

"I am all tingly inside because THIS match...is going to be epic! You'll be going against the Champ himself and I choose you, Gonzales and The Yoshinator for this match and I only have one condition for this. Have fun and don't get killed!" Grubba exclaimed as the screen turned off.

"Well, we can't worry aboyt KP Pete and Bandy Andy for now, we have a match to go to." Yoshi said as Sora nodded as the security guard walked in. "Match time, follow me." He said as Lightning looked at him and gave him a suspicious look as the trio walked out.

The guard turned around and walked in the different direction. "Wait a minute, the arena is this way!" Yoshi told him. "I know, but this is...a special match." He said as the trio looked at each other and followed the guard.

"Hey slow down! Are you in a hurry or something?" Yoshi asked. "No need to yell, he's leading us somewhere." Sora said. "Yes, but where? That's the question." Yoshi muttered.

The security guard opened the door as the trio walked in. "Wait here." He said as they looked around. "This is a...Minor League room." Mario said.

Meanwhile...

"This amazing match is the one we've been waiting for! We have the Feral Nuclear Reactor going against The Keyblade Mastermind, The Great Gonzales and the Yoshinator!" Grubba exclaimed.

Rawk Hawk was the first to walk up with a smirk. "What do you have to say for the trio that's going to battle you?" Grubba asked. "What do I have to say? All I'm going to say IS THAT I'M GOING TO RAWK THEM INTO NEXT WEEK!" Rawk Hawk exclaimed.

"And in THIS corner, we got the trio I just mentioned coming up!" Grubba exclaimed but no one came.

"Hold on, how come they're not coming?" "They got too scared and they're busy sucking their thumbs." Rawk Hawk said. "Hoo boy, if they don't come here soon, they'll forfeit!" Grubba said.

"OPEN THIS DAMN DOOR!" Yoshi yelled as he punched and kicked the door, but nothing happened. "Damnit, we're going to forfeit if we don't get out of here!" He exclaimed.

"Well now what are we going to do?" Sora asked. "Find a way out of here." Mario said.

Suddenly, there was a guy yelling in pain and the door unlocked as Lightning walked in. "That guy is working with Rawk Hawk, I could see right through him." She said as the trio nodded and walked out.

"Now go have that match, we'll be rooting for you." Lightning said as they nodded and walked out while Lightning looked at the knocked out Security guard. "You're going to be out for a while." She said as she casually walked away.

Grubba and Rawk Hawk noticed Sora, Mario and Yoshi walking towards him. "And there they are folks! I guess they wanted to arrive fashionably late. I like their style." Grubba said as they walked to the ring.

"Hmph, I didn't think you'd show up." Rawk Hawk said. "Were you the one with the hate emails, the poison cake and that security guard?" Yoshi asked. "Heh, guilty as charged, but enough talk. It's time for battle." Rawk Hawk said.

"Ladies and gentleman, children of ALL ages... let's get ready to...BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATLE!" Grubba yelled.

Rawk Hawk (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

Rawk Hawk quickly ran forward and punched Mario, but Mario grabbed his fist and threw him to the side while Sora jumped up and slashed him while Yoshi ground pounded him multiple times.

"Hmph, beginners luck." Rawk Hawk said as he ran towards Sora and tackled him, but Sora jumped up and used Thundaga. "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!" Rawk Hawk yelled as he glared at Sora. "That's it, I'm going to RAWK you so hard, it'll hurt for YEARS." He yelled.

Rawk Hawk jumped back towards the wall and launched himself to Sora, but Mario pulled out his hammer and slammed his hammer on the head, making him yell in pain as Yoshi ground pounded him on the back.

Rawk Hawk got up as he glared at them. "Now I'm getting serious." He said as he jumped up to the ceiling and started shaking it, as various things started falling, but they all dodged as a random bowling ball landed next to Yoshi. "Hey..." He said as he got an idea.

"Now who puts a bowling ball in the ceiling is beyond me. I'm just glad none of them hit me!" Grubba exclaimed.

Yoshi ate the bowling ball as an egg appeared behind him as he grabbed it and aimed at Rawk Hawk. "Steady...steady..." He said as he threw it, as the egg hit him in the face really hard as Rawk Hawk fell to the ground as the egg followed and then slammed into his chest, as it broke, revealing the bowling ball.

"Strike!" Yoshi exclaimed as Sora quickly used Zantetsuken while Rawk Hawk attempted to get up, as he yelled in pain from it.

Rawk Hawk fell on one knee, glaring at them. "You think you can beat me? I don't think I will let that happen." Rawk Hawk said. "Oh shut up." Sora said as he used Sonic Blade, as he yelled in pain and then fell on his back.

"Pain..." He said while in pain.

"I DON'T BELIEVE IT FOLKS! RAWK HAWK COULDN'T EVEN LAY ONE FINGER ON THESE GUYS AND WE HAVE OUR NEW CHAMPION! THERE IS NO STOPPING THIS TEAM!" Grubba yelled.


The Year of Luigi is over...I repeat...the year of Luigi is over.

BUT WAIT! THAT'S NOT ALL! Disney has confirmed that there will be...a sequel to The Incredibles. IT'S ABOUT TIME, TOO!