Please sir, I want some letters!

by ScroogeMcDuck

The Oliver! / Oliver Twist fan letter database. Send your questions for the characters from the book/musical to me via PM and 'they' will respond! Questions and answers posted herein.

36. Dodger 9

For Dodger,
No titles before your name this time because your name holds far too much
glory to just pick an adjective. Anyways I do have a question for you. Seeing
as you're like Fagin's right hand man I got to wondering, has Fagin ever
threatened to kick you out after the two of you got really buddy buddy? Thanks
a million.
~Katarina Sparrow 19

Cor, thanks mate!

'As Fagin ever threatened to kick me out? On numerous occasions, me ol' mate! But 'e never means it though, not really. It's an empty threat. 'E only really says tha' when 'e's REALLY mad, an' why would 'e be really mad at me, eh? When do I ever do anyfink worth getting' mad about?

Heh.

-Dodger