Pairing: KaiShin

Yuri: *mumbles* Assignments…due dates…assignments…assignments…exams…

Shinichi: Yuri-chan, are you…okay?

Yuri: Assignments…home…sleep…work…essays…

Kaito: Shin-chan…err…I think the workload breaks her.

Shinichi: What should we do about her?

Kaito: Well…*wriggles eyebrows* We could *cough* entertain her.

Shinichi: *Backs away* Your job. Bye. *runs away*

Kaito: Shin-chan, let's make out! Oh! Come on!

Shinichi: Never!


Chapter 38: Chibified

Shinichi loathed the days and years when he was still Conan. The lack of height was something he could never live it down, especially when he was the shortest among his little group of detectives.

Oh how he hated it when people deemed him harmless due to his short stature, even when compared with Ayumi-chan. And all the small, short, tiny detective comments from Hattori didn't help much except further insult his height.

Now that he was his old age again, he decided to keep it that way for a long long time. He could even overlook the fact that though two years had passed, he was still in his sixteen year old body after he took the antidote. Well, at least he's not some three foot tall chibi though he was still shorter than all his peers.

But when his adorable bastard of a boyfriend decided to mess with Ekoda's resident witch and get him into the mess, he was not amused. Reason being he was shrunken again. This time, by magic.

Glaring at the laughing prankster behind him, Shinichi crossed his arm and pouted, totally pissed off at his current predicament. So what if he had height issues? Goddammit!

It took Kaito all his energy to not double over laughing at his very chibi-sized boyfriend on his lap with the oh-so adorable pout planted on his face. The pink rosy pouting lips was too distracting for Kaito's taste and Kaito swore the intense glare from his cute detective's mesmerizing cerulean orbs literally sucked his soul out from his body.

But then again, one look at Shinichi's current state cracked Kaito up again.

It wasn't everyday his boyfriend was turned into an extremely lovable three-year-old.


A/N: I am supposed to do my assignments! Whyyyyyyyy?! *runs away screaming curses and coffees and flying rainbow-colored Hobbits.*