(2014) A stake out, Booth, Sweets, all night in a car. Mainly dialogue. Just a really silly story involving boys just being boys. First of a three-part.
21:16
SWEETS: So… if we weren't in a relationship, which celebrity woman would you sleep with?
BOOTH: Easy… Katherine Heigl. You?
SWEETS: Jennifer Aniston. She always look hot.
BOOTH: Agreed but we shouldn't reveal them to either Bones or Lisa.
SWEETS: Agreed. Though I have to admit Penelope Cruz is muy guapa. It's Spanish for very hot.
BOOTH: You are taking exoticism to a whole new level.
SWEETS: Hispanic women have a very sexy accent.
BOOTH: I understand; when Bones somethings rolls the R's I… actually never mind.
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22:34
BOOTH: He is clearly guilty. Sometimes your psychological crap makes me want to hit you. You say one thing then when proven wrong you still are not willing to admit that you are wrong.
SWEETS: Ok, thanks.
BOOTH: You never consider another- wait what?
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23:28
BOOTH: So what do you think?
SWEETS: Well, it may benefit you if you go and watch a ballet performance. It may influence you to become more cultural.
BOOTH: But I have a Flyers game that night.
SWEETS: You do have a DVR right?"
BOOTH: Yeah.
SWEETS: Problem solved.
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00:18
BOOTH: A full house is a three of a kind and a pair, such as K-K-K-5-5.
SWEETS: So what is a flush?
BOOTH: A flush is a hand where all of the cards are the same suit, such as J-8-5-3-2, all of spades.
SWEETS: So what is better to have a flush or a full house?
BOOTH: Full house.
SWEETS: Do you want a game? I have cards.
BOOTH: I'm a degenerate gambler Sweets.
SWEETS: No bets. Maybe a contest to see who wins the most?
BOOTH: Fine but I'll cream you.
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01:09
SWEETS: Ha! Four of a kind. That's 6 to me and 8 to you.
BOOTH: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just deal the next hand.
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02:45
BOOTH: You know if you spent less time focusing on trying to get your gun out and more time tying your shoe laces, you would not be likely to fall down the stairs and end up with a broken leg.
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03:23
SWEETS: How long do we have to wait they come out?
BOOTH: Don't know. 10 minutes, 5 years… a century.
SWEETS: I'm not going to get any younger. And I missed out on potential sex tonight.
BOOTH: Too much information. But I understand your point.
SWEETS: How is everything in the bedroom since you two got married?
BOOTH: Fine Sweets. Could not have been better.
SWEETS: So is it okay?
BOOTH: Why are you so interested in my sex life?
SWEETS: I'm struggling to find something that would work… sexually. Can I have some help?
BOOTH: I am not giving you any of my personal moves. Have you asked Hodgins?
SWEETS: Yes. He said the exact same thing.
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04:54
SWEETS: All I can say is in the future, technology may be more advanced at since I had to show you how to work an IPad, it may be a little difficult for you to handle.
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05:27
BOOTH: Look he isn't here. We'll go home and then sleep for the entire day and then return in the evening.
SWEETS: What ever happened to FBI agents not quitting.
BOOTH: There is a real need when we need sleep.