100 Days of Super Paper Mario

by Galadriadhar

A Fanfic100 story taking place in the Super Paper Mario universe. 100 days, 100 one-shots. And honestly, there are so many characters that the tags can't fit them all! I hope you enjoy this wild romp through the worlds!

38. Touch

038: Touch

"Stop touching me!"

"I am not touching you, Mimi."

"Stop touching me, Dimentio!"

"I'm offended that you think I'm touching you. I'm not touching you, I insist."

"Stop touching me!"

"I most certainly am not touching you. You are quite delusional."

"Stoppit!"

"Fine. I'll stop touching your shoulder with my finger."

"Thank you. What? What are you doing now? Stoppit!"

"I'm touching your other shoulder with another finger."

"Minions! Stop this nonsense!"

"Yes, Count."

"Fine, my dear Count. But I must say that I was not touching her."

"Hey! That's not true, meanie!"

"Minions, do not start this again."

"Fine."

"Okay."

A/N: I must say that it delighted me to write an all-dialogue story. It was an interesting challenge, getting the dialogue to say what I would have said in narration. What do you think?