A/N: Poor Japan ;_; Let's all do everything we can to support them in the aftermath of this disaster! In my case, all I can do is write more cheesy fanfiction =w=

You'll have to forgive the vocabulary in this one. If you are incapable of forgiveness, GET OVER IT.

Disclaimer: Seriously, if you're gonna be rude about it, then leave.


Everyone was doing work from the textbooks in Science class, unfortunately studying reproduction, when some of the boys decided to play the "penis game." This game basically consisted of each person saying "penis" more loudly than the person before.

"Penis," Mikuo muttered.

"Penis," Len said quietly.

"Penis," Piko added a bit louder.

"Pe-nis," Ted said.

"Penis," Rin joined.

"Penis!" Lily said loudly.

And so on.

The game ended at last when Ms. Sakine screamed "PEEEEENIIIIS!" at the top of her lungs, then went back to casually helping students with their work.

The mustached teacher from the room next door burst into the classroom, huffing, "You teenagers! When your teacher gets back, I swear I'll-!"

When he noticed the brunette woman explaining mitosis as if nothing had happened, he left with a look of utter confusion.


A/N: Oh, Meiko ^^" And in case you didn't know, Sakine is a popular fanmade last name for Meiko, since she doesn't have an official one. Same for Kaito Shion.

Random question! How do you guys feel about Kaito being the Health teacher? I can just picture how uncomfortable that would make him... *evil laugh*