YES! YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING...PATIENTLY! XD
Me: Guys I have A GREAT ATTITUDE, HUMOR, AND BAD NEWS! This story is being cancelled!
"WE'RE JUST FLABBING KIDDING WITH YOU GUYS!"
Me: This story is too EPIC for it to be DELETED! So yeah...Critics Untied didn't get their old, crusty, and falbby hands on this STORY!
"Anyway, WELCOME BACK EVERYBODY!"
Me: ARE YOU READY PEOPLE! IT'S TIME FOR A NEW CHAPTER OF NINJAGO BLOOPERS SO INCLUDE THE EPISODES AND THE COMEDY IN YOUR EVERYDAY LIFE! You know jokes and stuff like that!
"Well guys we're up to episode 17 or better known as Ninjaball Run. AND MEDEA MY GIRLFRIEND WILL MAKE A GUEST APPERANCE IN CHILD'S PLAY!"
Me: *Puts hand on chest* Oh...
"Hormones in a twist?"
Me: NO, SHUT UP! WE'RE LITERALLY DONE WITH THE SERIES! Just think about it! THERE ARE 30 EPISODES IN ALL! AS SOON AS WE HIT EPISODE 15 PERVERTS VS. FOOLS WE WERE HALFWAY THROUGH THE SERIES! AND SINCE THE LAST EPISODE IS EPISODE 26 THAT MEANS WE HAVE 9 MORE EPISODES TO GO! So when you say Medea is going to be a guest on our show that's literally the NEXT episode!
"Wow. You're...you're absolutely right."
Me: Anyway, ONTO THE BLOOPERS!
Episode 17- NinjaKnow Run
Lloyd: OH MY FLUTTERSHY THIS HURTS!
Sensei: *Pours tea on Lloyd's head* SHUT UP! THE LAST TIME I CHECKED YOU WEREN'T PREGNANT!
Kai: SENSEI! Men can't get pregnant!
Sensei:...Kai, go look in the mirror and tell me that again.
Lloyd: Can I take a break?
Sensei: NO FOOL!
Cole: Sensei, give the kid a break! He has over 1 ton on his head!
Zane: Correction IDIOTIC EMO! OVER, not on!
Sensei: Ninjago relies on this FOOL to save it from darkness! SO KEEP ON LIFTING US!
Lloyd: OK!
*Wrecking ball hits the dojo*
Sensei: WHAT THE FLAB YOU HOOKERS JUST MADE A GIANT HOLE THROUGH THIS WALL WITH YOUR BALL!
Jay: Well Sensei!
Sensei: NO PERVERTED JOKE ALLOWED WHEN I'M AROUND YOU.
Jay:...Fine.
Dareth: HEY! This was supposed to happen tomorrow MORNING YOU BUTTS!
Construction Dude: OH YEAH! Ok, see ya then! *Leaves with his crew*
Zane: Dareth, what in flab is going on?
Dareth: Some dude wants to make a parking lot here and I don't have enough money to stop him from tearing down the dojo!
Zane: Well, DUH! YOU ARE A FAILURE AT BEING A SENSEI!
Dareth: *Ignores Zane* So you guys would have to find another place to train this kid.
Jay: But this apparently is the only dojo in Ninjago City! Plus my therapist is in this place!
Dareth: Therapist?
Sensei: This FOOL comes from a long line of perverts. Back in the day they used to listen to...
Dareth: THAT ONE?!
Sensei: Yes, Justin Bieber! His music hypnotized the gays and perverts and started and all out war! But if it wasn't for my father who sent him into Oblivion, we would of been over come by the hypnotic powers of...Bieber Fever.
Dareth and Ninja (except for Jay): GASP!
Sensei: Yep. Ever since those Perverted Pirates started to play Justin Bieber this FOOL has been transforming into the Ultimate Gay PERVERT!
Dareth and the Ninja (Except for Jay): GASP!
Jay:...What's so bad about that?
Sensei: FOOL! You're slowly contracting Bieber Fever! This therapist will get you out of this madness!
Jay: But my therapist isn't nice.
Cole: JAY! Because the word 'therapist' has the word 'rapist' in it that doesn't mean she's going to rape you!
Jay: SO I'VE BEEN GOING THERE TO TREAT MY PROBLEM?!
Everyone but Jay: YEP.
Nya: Hey guys!
Jay: Hello my Bratty Slut!
Everyone else: Hi Nya.
Nya: If you're looking for money tomorrow is NinjaBall Run!
Ninja: NinjaBall Run?!
Nya: The most DANGEROUS sport in Ninjago!
Dareth: Anyone can die from those obstacles!
Kai: But we're NINJA! WE CAN DO THIS WITH OUR ULTRA SONIC RADAR!
Lloyd: And I'll fly Bowser!
Sensei: Is there a prize?
Nya: The prize is $100,000!
Dareth: We need $50,000 to keep the dojo!
Nya: WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?! LET'S DO THIS!
Ninja: YEAH!
Jay: Can we do this after my appointment with Dr. Lorean? (It rhymes with Korean! I think that's a nice name!)
Sensei: OH FLAB YES! WE CAN WAIT. HECK, I'LL DRIVE YOU THERE!
Nya: You're too old to drive.
Sensei: SHOULD I GIVE A FLAB?! *Throws Jay outside the window* I'll see you FOOLS later!
The Next Day...
Announcer: WELCOME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN TO NINJABALL RUN! THIS IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY TARGET! GET ALL YOUR PERVERTED NEEDS AND GREEDS FOR HALF PRICE!
Jay: OH SHOOT! Guys we need to stop by the mall later on!
Cole: JAY, DO THAT ON YOUR OWN TIME.
Zane: I actually agree with Mr. Ithinklivingisoverratedsokillme over here.
Kai; Zane can you get a life and shut up?!
Zane: ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?!
Kai: Your name IS Zane isn't it? Or is it 'Unidentified Machine'? Can't tell the difference these days.
Zane:...YOU SUCK! *Goes into the USR and cries*
Jay: Wow Kai! Trying to move up through the ranks from a joker to a disser I see!
Kai: *Drinks Haterade* Uh...yeah.
Cole: Lloyd are you ready?
Lloyd: How can you screw up in a race like this when a giant turtle is FLYING FOR YOU?!
Jay: Well...
Lloyd: SHUT UP I'M READY!
Nya: GUYS WAIT!
Kai: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
Nya: I put a SPECIALLY MARKED LEVER THAT...
Gene: *Steps on Gas petal* AND I WAS LIKE BABY, BABY OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LIKE BABY BABY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Jay: I MUST DANCE TO ThS AMAZING MUSIC! *Starts spazzing out*
Nya: And that is all I needed to tell you guys! GOOD LUCK!
Cole: What did she say?
Zane: I don't even know.
Gene: Brad go mess up those tires!
Brad: Gene they're tracks! *Removes a screw*
Gene: HURRY AND GET BACK ON!
Brad: FINE. *Walks slower*
Gene: You suck.
Brad: GENE YOU SUCK...
Gene: SHUT UP!
Cole: EVERYONE GET INTO THIS THING IT'S TIME TO GO!
Announcer: ON YOUR MARK!
Kai: JUST SAY GO ALREADY!
Announcer: GO!
Ninja: YAY! *Track gets out of place* RATS!
Lloyd: COME ON BOWSER! I KNOW YOU'RE TIRED FROM BEING BEATEN BY A PLUMBER BUT JUST FLAP THEM WINGS AND FLY!
Bowser: RAWR! *Flies FAR FAR AWAY*
Zane: We'e been hijacked!
Cole: NO DUH! Not only that we're in last place!
With the Serpentine
Acudius: SKAILDOR TIE THE FLABBING ROPE TO THE BARS!
Skaildor: I'M TRYING MY BEST! *Ties the rope to the cell*
Skales: You guys suck.
Fangtom: FINE WE'LL LEAVE YOU!
Skales: NO! I TAKE IT BACK!
Fangtom: THANK YOU! *Frees Skales and drives into race*
Announcer: LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A NEW COMER!
Skales: THIS ISN'T SUPER SMASH BROS SO SHUT UP!
Falcon: OFFENSIVE!
Jay: Are you done Zane?
Zane: YES. IF I HAD HELP IT WOULD OF TAKEN 5 SECONDS INSTEAD OF 1 MINUTES!
Kai: ZANE YOU IDIOT! 1 MINUTE not 1 MINUTES!
Zane: SHUT UP! *Gets back into the Radar and catch up with everyone else*
Cole: Does anyone else hear...
Jay: OHMYBIEBER THE PIRATES ARE PLAYING JUSTIN BIEBER!
Cole: GASP! ZANE PUT THE HEADPHONES ON!
Zane: OK! *Throws headphones at Jay and knocks him out*
Kai: I don't think we're paying the therapist enough...
Zane: She's one of Cole's fangirls. She makes everything free as soon as she sees him.
Cole: Is Jay ok?
Zane: Well I knocked him out with the headphones...
Kai: I SEE HIS PARENTS!
Cole: I'M SPEEDING UP!
Lou: HI SON!
Cole: Zane. Please take the wheel.
Zane: SURE!
Lou: Is Jay dead?!
Cole: NO HE'S JUST UNCONSCIOUS!
Jay: Ugh...what happened?
Zane: SHUT UP! *Punches Jay*
Kai: You knocked Jay out again!
Zane: SO?!
Cole: The pirates aren't even near us!
Zane: WEREN'T YOU TAKING TO EMO DADDY?!
Cole ZANE I'm GONNA KILL YOU FOR MAKING FUNNY OF MY DADDY!
Kai: SUGARDADDY?!
Zane: No Kai. But if you actually get married one day your children will call you PUFF DADDY!
Kai: OH MY GOSH ZANE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
With Garmadon...
Garmadon: Why the flab are all of these people driving into the canyon?
Mezmo: Because they have no lives at the moment?!
Ludicrous: NO LOOK! TODAY IS THAT BIG RACE!
Garmadon: What race?
Slitheraa: NINJABALL RUN!
Garmadon: SHOOT!
Lasha: LOOK! THE NINJA RE DOWN THERE!
Garmadon: FIRE AT WILL!
Slitheraa: They're too low!
Garmadon: Ugh...*Pushes Mezmo from the wheel*
With the Ninja...
Zane: THE PIRATES ARE CATCHING UP TO US!
Jay: YES. YES!
Kai: NO FOOL!
Sensei Wu: *Shouting from the audience so it's an echo* ONLY I CALL YOU FOOLS! FOOL! *Air-slaps Kai*
Kai: OW!
Zane: That was only wind smacking you in the face! It couldn't hurt THAT MUCH! *Gets air-slapped* OW!
Cole: SHUSH! *Pushes pirates of the course*
Captain Soto: JUST YOU WAIT! JUSTIN BEIBER WILL RETURN AND OUR KIND WILL RULE AGAIN!
No-Eyed Pete: Want me to call a taxi?
Captain Soto: YES!
Jay: These cliffs make me feel nausea...
Kai: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Cole: Kai what are you doing?
Kai: I'm reading Twidark!
Zane: Ah parodies. What would we do without you...
Kai: *GASP* GUYS GARMADON IS ABOVE US!
Zane: *Looks up from the window* This fatty is actually right
Cole: What is he doing?!
Garmadon: Did you have them on speed dial?
Lasha: YES! Domino's pizza is on speed dial!
Garmadon: *Takes a slice of pepperoni* Let's do this. ARM THE CANNON OR JUST SHOOT DEM ALREADY!
Mezmo: FIRE! *Shoots cannon*
Zane: MOTHARF- *EXPLOSION*
With The Audience...
Everyone: *Sees explosion* GASP!
Nya: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dareth: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sensei: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! DUN NUN NUN NUN NUN NUN NUN NUN...*Sees the Ultra Sonic Radar come out of the debris UNHARMED*
Everyone: YAY!
Sensei: SCREW THIS! *Goes back to hacking the government via Nya's laptop*
With Garmadon...
Garmadon: WHAAAAAAAAAAT?! THEY SURVIVED?!
All the serpentine: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUM!
In Birchwood Forest or Whatever it's called...
Zane: HOME SWEET FLABBING HOME! THIS IS MAH HOOD!
Jay: Zane...NO!
Cole: Alright guys. Our lobster cart is doing good...so far.
Kai: ONE DAY I'LL BE DRIVING THIS SWEET THANG!
Jay: SHUT UP!
?: JAY! Sweetie.
jay: Oh no. WE'RE BEING CHASED BY CREATURES!
Zane: Those are your parents.
Jay: *Punches Zane* I KNOW YOU IDIOT!
Cole: GUYS WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF FUEL!
Jay: AW SHIZ!
Ed: Do you guys need fuel?
Ninja: YES. FLAB YES!
With Lloyd...
Lloyd: BOWSER! BOWSER! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Knuckel: THROW THE ROPE SO WE CAN STOP THE DRAGON!
Kruncha: OK SHUT UP! *Throws rope*
Lloyd: Aw flab. *Bowser gets pulled by the rope and knocked into a tree*
Kruncha and Knuckel: YEAH! *Rope makes them MERRY-GO-ROUND AROUND THE TREE* (Yeah guys. This is a TOTALLY LEGIT RACE)
With Garmadon...
Garmadon: WE'RE TOO SLOW!
Mezmo: Well this IS a ship.
Garmadon: NO DUH! *Slaps Mezmo*
Ludicrous: You have 4 WHOLE TRIBES OF SERPENTINE! NOT including the Generals!
Garmadon: You're right! *Kicks Mezmo off* START THROWING OFF YOUR USELESS BEHINDS!
With the Generals...
Skales: This race is SO ANNOYING?!
Skaildor: We're still in this thing?!
Acudius: DUH! We're not at at some amusement park!
Fangtom: Luckily there's TV on this thing! *Hears thumps from the ceiling*
Skaildor: What the heck is that?
Skales: How are we supposed to know? *Mezmo lands on windsheild* OH SHIZ! *Starts streaking out of control*
Fangtom: IT'S RAINING SERPENTINE!
Acudius: MY BUTT!
Skaildor: IT'S THE TRUTH!
Acudius: NO! My butt needs a nice acid bath!
Mezmo: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! OH MY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! OH SHIZ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Skales: CAN YOU GET OFF THIS WINDSHEILD?! YOU AND THE OTHERS ARE RETARDED FOR FOLLOWING THE BLACK SHADOW!
Mezmo: RACIST!
Skales: OH WELL! *Turns windshield wipes on*
Mezmo: STOP!
Skales: OH FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB NO! *Puts windshield wipers on maximum speed*
Mezmo: NOOOOOOOOOO! *Falls off*
Skales: FINALLY! NOW...ONTO DA FINESH LINEAH!
Announcer: *Talks to Dareth* Sir, what would you say about the race? Any feelings?
Dareth: YEs. Those Ninja are risking their lives for me, the kids, and everyone else so we'll be able to keep our dojo. All I want to wish them is good luck and hopefully they'll come back to us alive.
Audinece: NINJA! NINJA! NINJA! NINJA! NINJA! NINJA! NINJA! NINJA! NINJA!
With the Ninja...
Edna: Now Jay be very careful while fueling the car ok?
Jay: MOM IT'S NOT A CAR! It's the Ultra Sonic Radar!
Ed: WHATEVER!
Cole: Isn't this dangerous?!
Zane: In what way?
Kai: It's not good to leave the car on while putting gas in. It can cause the car to explode and everyone near or in it to die.
Zane: OH SHOOT!
Cole: We have another problem! SERPENTINE!
Zane: KAI! Let's go out their and fight before Jay get's clobbered!
Cole; I'm coming with you guys! *Puts Auto-Pilot mode on*
Edna: JAY! WHERE'S YOU SWEATER?!
Jay: MOM I DON'T NEED ONE YA HEAR?!
Ed: YOUNG MAN!
Jay: YOUNG WOMAN!
Ed: SHUT UP! *Starts crying*
Edna: Jay you're grounded!
Jay: HA! I don't live with you anymore!
Kai: JAY BEHIND YOU!
Jay: AH! *Punches Constrictai Soldier*
Hynobrai Soldier: Hey white dude!
Zane: *Turns around* THAT'S RACIST!
Hypmobrai: Look into my red swirling eyes.
Zane: They look preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetty...WAIT! NO. *Turns head AROUND*
Hypnobrai Solider: MAN THAT'S JUST GROSS!
Zane: NINJAAAAAGO! *Uses Spinjitzu*
Kai NINJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGO ! *Beats up some serpentine*
Cole: NINJAGO! *Beats up more Serpentine*
Jay: NINJAAAAAAAAAAAAGO! *All serepntine DEAD* (Was anyone else annoyed when the creators got lazy kept on making them say NINJAGO like for most of this part? I WAS.)
Edna: AW! My little Pedobear saved the day once again!
Jay: MOM! *Cars steer out of control and crash*
Zane: Is everyone ok?
Kai: Eh. Maybe.
Jay: MOM! DAD! Are you ok?!
Ed: Yes but the Old Jalopy is dead!
Edna: We just wish that she'd make it to the finish line.
Jay: *Take a part of the Jalopy* Well part of her will! BYE MOM! BYE DAD!
Ed and Edna: BYE SWEETIE!
Ed: Did you get Zane's, Kai's, and Cole's hair?
Edna:...YEAH!
Ed: We're going to have fun TONIGHT!
Garmadon: It's only ME and those Ninja LEFT.
Kai: Only us and Garmadon left...
Zane: But he far far away from us. So...WE WIN!
Garmadon: Mega Weapon! YOU BETTER TAKE MY POWER AS IF I WERE BUTTA! I WANT TO MAKE AN OBSTACLE SO HARD THAT THOSE NINJA WILL BE HOPELESS!
Cole: AWW SHIZ!
Zane: GIANT CLIFF!
Kai: Wait...is that...
Jay: JUSTIN BIEBER OH MY GOSH HE'S SINGING~
Cole: WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE JAY IS FULL OF BEIBER FEVER!
Garmadon: SOWII NINJA! YA SNOOZE YA LOOZE! *Zooms by them*
Kai: GUYS I GOT AN IDEA! But you got to trust me!
Nya: OH NO!
Dareth: THAT GARMADON CHEATED!
Sensei: Ah life. I just make it better. *Hacks into the grid and makes puts subtitles on the screen*
Dareth: *Reads off the screen* When the Ninja die I think I may get younger by a 1 million years?!
Nya: SENSEI!
Sensei: What?! It's the truth!
Nya: THEY BETTA PULL THAT LEVER LIKE BOOM!
Cole: *Starts driving* READY?!
Jay: NO!
Kai: IT'S JUSTIN TALKING! YES GO!
Zane: TIME TO PULL THE RED LEVER! *Pulls it which makes the Radar turn into a mini jet*
Cole, Zane, and Jay: NINJAAAAAAAAAAGO!
Audience: YAY!
Announcer: Garmadon and the Ninja are coming in...*Gets pushed down by Sensei Wu*
Sensei: Sorry for that LAME-O that thought that he was loved and had a life! THE NINJA AND THAT FOOL CALLED GARMADON ARE NECK-AND-NECK SO YOU BETTER VOTE FOR GARMADON TO WIN BECAUSE BECAUSE HE AS A GIANT ASS SHIP!
Dareth: SENSEI! LANGUAGE!
Sensei: YOU'RE NOT MY MOMMA! GARMADON AND THE NINJA ARE GETTING CLOSE!
Announcer: Ugh...What happened?
Sensei Oh no! *Throws Announcer onto the finish line but before he lands he gets hit by the Ninja AND Garmadon*
Kai: YAY WE WIN!
Garmadon: NO!
Ninja: YES!
Garmadon: NO!
Ninja: YES...
Sensei: OH MY FLAB ALL YOU FOOLS SHUT UP THE WINNER WAS...THE NINJA BECAUSE THEIR JUSTIN BEIBER AUTOGRAPHED PEN CROSSED THE FINISH LINE! HA! TALK ABOUT GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Garmadon: WHAT?! That's not even STREET LEGAL!
Lloyd: YOU'RE NOT EVEN STREET LEGAL! YOU'RE BLACK AS MIDNIGHT!
Everyone: RACIST!
Lloyd: PUFFS!
Everyone: RACIST PUFFS! RACIST PUFF! PEANUT BUTTER BLACK WHITE TAN~ FLAVOR!
Police: Garmadon! You and you're scaly friends are joining us in jail!
Garmadon: HA! NO! *Runs to the Bounty but Sensei kicks him into the police truck*
Sensei: FOOL. This flying ship is ours for the taking!
Garmadon: I'LL BE BACK!
Cole: You mean I'll be 'BLACK'!
Garmadon: RACIST! *Police truck drives away*
Dareth: THANKS! This money will go to good use!
Zane: OH IT BETTER!
Jay: Hey Zane.
Zane: Yeah?
Jay: *Slaps Zane* THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR KNOCKING ME UNCONSCIOUS!
Sensei: *Slaps Jay* THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR USING ALL THE MONEY I STOLE FOR JUSTIN BEIBER ALBUMS!
Cole: Ah everything is normal!
Sensei: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YEAH RIGHT EVERYONE SING IT WITH ME!
Everyone: RACIST PUFFS! RACIST PUFF! PEANUT BUTTER BLACK WHITE TAN~ FLAVOR!
Sensei: We ARE'T being racist her but it's the truth! Taste the REAL peanut butter in peanut butter DARK chocolate! Peanut butter MILK chocolate and peanut butter WHITE chocolate! Who knew everything would taste so MMMMMM MMMMMMMMM GOOD?! EVERYBODAH!
Everyone: RACIST PUFFS! RACIST PUFF! PEANUT BUTTER BLACK WHITE TAN~ FLAVOR!
Sensei: Ah. Best commercial ever.
The End!
"Guys I hope you've been reading the Epic Week of One-Shots! There will be NO ASHLEY FROM FRIDAY TO MONDAY. She's going to a Youth Retreat. So if you guys just plan to cry in your beds until she comes back then that's WRONG."
Me: We only have 1 request and it was from WafflesthenNinja! If you have anymore request just ask! You need to respond QUICK! There are only 2 places for request left! The last one will be a sequel to a CERTAIN ONE-SHOT HINT HINT. So have a good day/night! BY THE WAY. SENSEI WON THE POLL FOR THE MOST DEMENTED CHARACTER IN THE SERIES! So...congrats? I really don't know if that's a compliement or not so...hooray?
Alright guys vote for the new poll! Yes. NEW!
Do you want anything in this story?
Are you a nerd? If you are what kind?
Who's your FAVORITE character in this story?
Are you guys gonna cry? (I read EVER REVIEW and the way you guys sound is like YAY! Something new but them=n bad news you'll be like WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY?!)
Do you think Sensei's a jerk? (In THIS story)
Have any request? (2 SPACES LEFT)
Anyway have a good day\night!
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