Time to insert some Humor
Adam : Hi and welcome to another Episode of Adam Seville's Wacky world Today on the show we have a interesting treat for you today its time we have some jokes on the show how ever we need some good ones that way we stay ahead of Alvin's Show so far we are holding the #2 Spot but we are only 1 review ahead of his which to all of us it just is not acceptable and simply wont work with me .But we are able to stay ahead thanks to our under 16 Audience which to me works just fine . But anyway I still have one thing we are going to sing one heck of a song for you today I already know the Chipmunks have heard and sang a few of Micheal's Songs like Beat it Smooth Criminal along with Thriller but I could be wrong anyway I do plan to sing we are going to have Simon and Theodore along with the girls sing Beat it my Brother Alvin can teach them and me the Lyrics . Anyway we have some new Questions From The Chipette Protector who is asking
All the Boys If all the girls were kidnapped and the kidnappers said that they'd Only let them go if you all turned yourselves over to them and if you didn't they would hurt them very Badly and maybe in them ?
Alvin If Charlene Disappeared and then Suddenly showed up and had no memory of you what would you do ?
Charlene Have you worked with Ian Before ? What you do if Ian Kidnapped Alvin and Brittany ?
Adam What if some Tabloids came out with a story that you and Charlene were in a relationship and that you "Did it " with her and no one would Believe you or Charlene when both of you say that it's False ?
Simon : If all the girls were Kidnapped then it would mostly Be Ian Since he hates Talking animals Such as us Chipmunks So to Him it would be the Perfect revenge would be Complete and he wouldn't care about who gets in the way as long as he gets what he wants
Alvin : well I would try to unlock her Memory like showing her Pictures of us together and us going on Dates and I know everyone would try to help out and at least try to Remember me and what we Did over the Past few years of our relationship .
Adam : Only if they had Proof to show for it if its just a bunch of Speculation and Rumor then I can Dismiss it as Just Nothing but if they Snuck a Photographer in my house with Brittany and thought she was Charlene then I would be able to Proove but if that Story came out of Ian's Butt then I can prove it Easily So yea not even the Great Ian Hawke would have a Chance against me in court .
Alright sounds like we have some Jokes to tell on the show so get ready to Laugh your socks off .
Dave : Thank you Adam ,Alright what do you get when you put Adam Alvin and Brittany in the Same room ?
Clair : I don't know what .
Dave : Total Silence thru out the House .
Clair : Alright I got a good one . What did the Chicken do get across the Road ?
Dave : to get to the Other Side ?
Clair : there was another Chicken on the other side that said Hello.
Dave (Laughs Hard he Cry's)
Clair : I know its almost but not quite Funny
Dave : Now I Get it
Clair : OK there's this Rabbi Minister and Bishop they Draw a Circle the Rabbi says we toss the money way up in the air and what ever Lands outside the Circle we give to Charity the Minster says no no no we toss the Money and what ever lands inside the Circle we give to Charity . The Bishop says no no no we toss the Money way up in the Air and what ever god wants he keeps .
Dave : oh man that is Funny (Chuckles )
Adam : Oh man I am not going to forget this Episode
Brittany : I agree I heard the Joke as I came on the set and I agree it is quite funny I heard that Joke on a Movie called oh what was it Short Circuit it was funny all the way threw all the way up till the end .
Adam : man that Joke is Funny
Simon : I heard it as I was Driving with my Sponsor She Listens to your show every Day
Adam : Oh yea ComsicKitten89 She is Awesome and so is your Show
Simon : Thank you Adam and your Sponsor is quite cool as well
Jeanette : yea when ever I am not doing school work I watch episodes of your show but is quite awesome but still throwing in Humor should be able to Boost the ratings a little Higher if you get what I mean .
Adam : if course I do Jeanette . But still I am trying to get more people to send in there Questions and a few Ideas for a few Jokes that we can use .
Jeanette : aw I get it Humor .
Adam : but I like the Comments that you made about my show not being as Dirty as Alvin's and its quite true .
Theodore : Hey Adam Did you hear I am going to get my own show .
Adam : yea I heard Congrats Theodore I just hope I don't have to Compete for the #2 Spot again you know Simon I really liked Guest Staring on your show Since no one else was going to do it I guess I would But I don't mind Guest staring since no one on your show asks me Questions how ever I do like having all of you guys on my show weather your working on it or just siting around the house doing nothing but still your show Simon will Always be ahead but Being #2 isn't that Bad
Simon : No it isn't but I liked having you on my show but I hope that you don't Guest Star on Alvin's Show .
Adam : yea I know plus I Graduated on Friday the 13th isn't that Odd Graduation on that Day reminds me of the Movie Staring the Killer Mrs . Vorheese and man I don't wanna be on the receiving end of her Kills .
Simon : yea I know most of us except Theodore and Eleanor aren't allowed to see Horror Movies because of the it Being Rated R .
Adam : yea I know the only time I get nightmares is when I listen to an Alice cooper song but I really don't care
Simon : of course you don't but I really cant Blame you for Listening to that type of rock . Hey what are you Listening to anyway .
Adam: oh Journey Anyway you want it . Its quite a good song I am Also into Aerosmith one of the Best Bands but Close to Ac/DC and man are they Awesome . But I like your songs like the Witch Doctor its great however I can sing it sooner I ll prove it to you when I Finally get over the Fear of being on Stage in front of Millions of People but I try to suppress that fear and just plaster on a Smile .
Eleanor : I understand Theodore told me the same thing . And when ever they all got on stage there were just being them Selves out there .
Adam : wow I never saw it that way but thanks now as soon as I can pull it off then I have a Chance with you guys I make up my own Dance moves as I go along . But anyway that Scene in the movie were Alvin was Singing in the Dishwasher singing the song Dont cha By the Pussycat Dolls now that was Classic if only I was in that movie .
Simon : yea I know our movie was set in 07 and our other one was set in 09 which is fine but now our third movie is set this year in 11 the year you Graduated I bet it was Starting to rain while the Ceremony was going on .
Adam : oh yes it was the wind was Picking up and so was the rain and our Gowns and Stoles were starting to get wet and after the Ceremony was over I walked from the High school all the way to the Bowling ally in my Dress coat and in my Dress shoes and they hurt while I was walking. I hated it I didn't have a Spare Pair of shoes nor Did I even call my Dad to come pick me up which was Kinda stupid of me but I did Spot you guys in the Crowd.
Attention Viewers my show is going to Be Airing on the weekends and on Monday threw Friday how ever if Alvin gets ahead no matter i have a plan to take down his show but i dare not revel it for good reasons to turn in next episode and remember send in those Questions