Authors Note: This one won't be as long, and I got all the German from Google translate sooooo. You can look it up if you want and think of some things that two people (you'll find out who in this chap) could fight about, I needs it for the next chappy and I will try to make this a 2 parter, 3 at most and then there's only 9 chapters left not counting the epilogue and not counting the deleted scenes chapter and bloopers. And as for that Rated M fic, I am writing 2 but for one of them I will be doing the same fic except it will be Rated T so you squeamish ppl can read it and that doesn't mean you can just read the Rated T one! I honestly think if you can that you should read both, there will be differences and then the Perryshmirtz fic isn't going to be graphic at all and has Perry as a platypus the whole time, no species changing or gender etc. It'll be good. 2morrow is the last day of school which is why I've been updating daily like the BOSS that I am xD 4 days in a row hellz yeah x) Who's awesome? Well Perry is….Doofenshmirtz is close second…Phineas and Ferb show in general…ATSD…Music…iPod, Internet then sleep and food, roller skates and amusement parks and corndogs…and you reviewer ppl…but I'm definitely on that list somewhere! And heres a preview of a upcoming story!
Preview of Unnamed Alternate ATSD scenario:
"Its okay, we know your secret. Just go" Phineas glared coldly at his pet "We don't want you anymore" Perry's world stopped.
Cant wait to start it, yeah its gonna be sad... x(
In Between Dimensions: Out of Gimmelschtump Part 1
"Are you listening to me Platyborg?"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah I'm totally-"
"Platyborg listen to me" Doofenshmirtz grabbed his arm.
"Doof you're hurting my arm-"
"LISTEN to me Platyborg, are you listening?"
"Yes, yes!" The cyborg nodded frantically "Please let go if my armmmm!"
"My parents are coming and you will be on your BEST behavior do you understand me?"
"Yes…"
"Do you understand me Platyborg?"
"Yes!"
"Good" He let go and Platyborg fell on the floor rubbing his sore arm.
"You're usually never this rough with me, why so hostile?"
"I'm sorry Platyborg but my parents are coming and I don't want you screwing around"
"Pfft"
"Platyborg I'm serious, my parents are…difficult"
"Difficult?"
"They're really religious and anything ungodly will put them in panic and you are the complete opposite of godly"
"I'm godly; do you know how amazing I am? I'm like a god"
"No, Platyborg; godly as in 'natural' or made naturally from nature, you're a cyborg; something man made and completely unnatural"
"Gee thanks, I'm glad I'm UNNATURAL"
"It's nothing against you Platyborg; trust me; if it were up to me I would have sent you somewhere else for the weekend"
"Well why can't you?"
"Because Vanessa already told them about you and how she can't wait for them to meet you, she seemed very excited about them coming to visit; so excited that she's coming over too"
"Ughhhhhh" Platyborg groaned. He and Vanessa aren't exactly on what you call 'equal terms'. In other words, they hate each other.
"Can you guys at least TRY to get along? I know it's always you starting it Platyborg"
"Me? She started strangling me last time she was here! You had to stop her, remember?"
"I will never understand how she got so good at choking the life out of somebody like that; you were near death when I finally stopped her;"
"She wanted to kill me"
"Look, what I'm saying is; don't freak out my parents ok? That means no blasters, no rocket boosters, no flying, no maces, no lasers, no beeps, no boops, no spike tail, NO WEAPONS, got it?"
"Yes, MASTER"
"And no talking back! You will show complete loyalty and respect to me and them; and if they tell you to do something, do it no matter what it is"
"But-"
"I mean it Platyborg, follow instructions!"
"Ok! Sheesh!"
"Hey dad" Vanessa walked in and hugged him "Platyborg" She glared.
"Vanessa"
"Hey! I mean it! No fighting, the both of you! You guys know better!"
"Well I know I do father, but then again; waffle irons don't have brains"
"Who are you calling a waffle iron, you crone!"
"Flat foot!"
"Big mouth!"
"Toaster!"
"Freak!"
"Junkpile!"
"Visigoth!"
"Cyborg!"
"ENOUGH!" Doofenshmirtz shouted "Both of you go to your rooms! Now! And don't come out until you're ready to make a truce!"
"But Dad-"
"Doof-"
"I don't wanna hear it! Rooms! Now!"
Platyborg and Vanessa both groaned and slowly made their way to their rooms, muttering to each other the whole way there.
"This is all your fault, stupid cyborg"
"Dumb teenager"
"Rodent"
"Ugly"
"Monster"
"Vampire!"
"Hmph!" Vanessa slammed her door.
"Hmph!" Platyborg slammed his.
Doofenshmirtz gave an exasperated sigh and sat on the couch. Those two couldn't go a second without fighting, it was ridiculous. Why did they hate each other so much? It started out with small things like how long the other took in the bathroom or the last piece of pie and they were easily resolved. Then it turned into full-fledged all out fighting. Seriously, one day he walked in to find both of them on the floor recklessly punching, scratching and kicking each other. Platyborg was even biting her! It took about 3 Normbots to separate them. Of course there were the injuries afterwards and two fairly large medical bills. Vanessa had broken the cyborg's wrist and Platyborg nearly pulled the girl's hair out the roots. Even after all that they had to be separated into different hospital rooms. They broke a heart monitor, Vanessa broke Platyborg's bill and the cyborg left deep claw marks on her arms. That of course made the hospital bill larger…Needless to say; it wasn't a good day for his bank account.
…
"Oh my boy, it is so good to see you!" Alt Doof's mom hugged him after getting off the plane.
"Ich habe dich vermisst Sohn" His father shook his hand.
"Grandma! Grandpa!" Vanessa hugged them.
"Vanessa dear you've grown so big! Uh, vat is this?" His mom gestured to the half metallic monstrosity in front of her.
"Oh, uh mom this is Platyborg…remember the cyborg I talked about on the phone? Yeah…"
"AH!" Platyborg screamed as Doof's dad immediately started beating him to the ground.
Vanessa laughed, Doof stared in shock and his mom just stared on with boredom and casually glanced at her watch.
"Gute! Look at vey time! We must hurry to get inside! Sich beeilen!"
Then the couple hurried off to the car.
Doofenshmirtz broke out of his shock and turned his attention to Platyborg who was visibly shuddering on the ground.
"Wow, are you ok there Platyborg?"
"Ohhhhh…..whyyyy" The cyborg groaned.
Vanessa burst out laughing and her father scowled at her. She tried her best to muffle her laughter, only to immediately burst out laughing again.
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"Alright so here's your room where you'll be staying, I'll leave you to unpack…Platyborg! Hurry up with those bags!" Doofenshmirtz demanded "You're so slow!"
From a few flights down you heard the sound of suitcases being hit against the steps and a reply of "You try carrying all these bags up 100 flights of stairs! This building isn't short yuh know! I doubt you could do any better!"
"Excuse me?"
"I said I'll be up there in a second master, I'm sorry for my weakness"
"That's what I thought you said"
Finally the cyborg made it to the top floor with one bag.
"Platyborg, there are like 9 bags down there! You only brought one up? Go down and get the rest!"
"No way! That was not part of the job description! You said bring some bags up the stairs and that's what I did"
"No I said bring THE bags up the stairs, you were supposed to bring all of them, you only brought one; now go back and get them"
"No thank you"
"NOW Platyborg"
"I don't wanna!"
"If you don't go downstairs and get those bags you'll never see the light of day again, and I can surely make that happen"
The cyborg didn't move.
"Suit yourself" Doof pulled out a puppet and made it talk in the same voice he did in the movie "Get downstairs"
"How old do you think I am?"
"Fine" Alter Doof threw the puppet carelessly behind his back "I'm going to count to three and if you're not heading down those stairs by then you and I are going to have a serious problem"
"Pfft" Platyborg scoffed "Like that'll work on me"
"One…"
"Wait you're serious?" Platyborg asked, suddenly growing with concern.
"Two…"
"Wait!"
"Two and a half…"
Platyborg looked horrified.
"Thr-" The dictator didn't get to finish the word because Platyborg ran for his life down the stairs. Doofenshmirtz chuckled "Works every time…"