AN: I sed stop flaming ok!111111111 I bet u r al proly old srevinty yr oldz!111 (As opposed to what, being a 5-year-old in terms of grammar? I'd prefer to be 70. I remember a joke from Kids from Room 402, by the way. Nancy (who was just a kid) was praising an item that would make her look younger. To that, a classmate replied: What, you wanna look like a 3-year-old?) ps PORTERSUZ UR A PREP!1 (Prep Pride Day, let's celebrate it!) o ya nd fangz 2 raven 4 di help!111 hav fun in englond gurl!11111 (Perhaps she'll get a sexy British accent too after this)
I loked around in a depresed way. Suddenly I saw Profesor Sinister. (who further fueled your depression) B"lody Mary, Socrates and Draco, Vampire and Willow were their to. (for no apparent reason at all)
"OMFG Sorius I saw u nd Samaro and Snip nd everyone!11111 (This is some mad alliteration!) I kant beleev Snap uzd 2 b goffik!111111" (I can't believe he's so OOC...)
"Yah I no." Serious said sadly.
"Oh hey there bitch." (So much truth in a single sentence...) Profesor Trevolry said in an emo voice dirnking some Volxemortserom.
Hi fuker." I said. "Lizzen, Satan asked me out to a gottik cornet and a movie so I need a sexah new outfit for da date. Also I"m playng in a gothic band so I need an ootfit for that too."
"Oh my satan!1" (geddit lolz koz shes gofik) (FFFUU-) gasped B"lody Mary. "Want 2 go to Hot Topik to shop 4 ur outfit?"
"OMFS, letz have a groop kutting session!11" said Profesor Trevolry. (I suggest the rehab instead)
"I can"t fucking wait 4 dat but we need 2 get sum stuff first." said Willow.
"Yah we need sum portions for Profesor Trevolry so she wont be adikted 2 Volxemortserum anymore nd also...sum luv potion 4 Enoby." Darko said resultantly. (As a resultant of the two vectors...Yeah, I'm *forever alone*)
"Well we have potions klass now." Willow said so let"s go.
We went sexily to Potionz class. (I imagine them marching on that Joe Cocker song, "You can leave your hat on") But Snap wasn"t there. Instead there was...Cornelio Fuck!11111 (Oh shi-)
"Hey where the fuck is Dumblydore!111" Draco shouted angrily. (I'll wash your mouth with soap, young man!)
"STFU!1" shooted Cornelia Fuck. (Sh-, now they can switch genders!) "He is in Azkhabian now wif Snip and Loopin he is old and week (as opposed to being young and year, I guess) he has kancer. (Oh, and don't forget about the Alzheimer's!) "Now do ur work!111"
My friendz and I talked arngrily.
"Can you BELEVE Snap used to be gottik!1" Vampire asked surprisedly.
"DATZ IT!11" CORNELIO FUK SHOOTED ARNGRILY. "IM GETTING PROFESOR BRIDGE!111" (Golden Gate Bridge, lol)
He stomped out angrily.
Mi frendz and I began talking again. angrily I began to drink angrily some blod mixed wif beer. Suddenly I saw Hargrid in da cupboard. (Must be a huge cupboard...Oh wait, that's HaRgrid, the little Hogwarts student)
"WTF is he doing?" I asked. Then I looked at Draco. He wuz wearing tonz of eyeliner nd he locked shexier den eva. Suddenly..."HARGRIF WUT DA FOK R U DOING!11" he shooted. (I'm virtually dying of laughter in here! I think this girl is already traveling in time, or tim, as she'd call it)
I looked around...Hairgrid wuz putting sumfing in my glass of blod!11 Darko and Vampire started 2 beat him up sexily. (With their...?)
"God (I thought you were...nevermind) u r such a posr!1" I shooted at Hairgrid. Suddenly I looked ar what he was putting in da blood. It was...Amnesia Portion!111 (Come on now, Hargrid, a plain Avada Kedavra would've been enough. No need for all that bother!)