Truth, Lies, Secrets, and War

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Somewhere in Akatsuki…

"THSES GLASSES ARE SO UGLY! I'M NOT SEXY ANYMORE!" Itachi yelled, throwing his new glasses on the bed.

"You look just as sexy Itachi-sama, yeah!" Deidara said, hoping to make his friend feel better.

"You're just saying that!"

A knock on the door interrupted their weird conversation.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah it's opened," Itachi sighed. The Uchiha's big blue partner opened the door.

"Itachi-san, I just got a message from Him. He wants us to start the missions before the sunsets," Kisame told him.

"K."

Itachi left the room and banged on all the bedroom doors. "HIDAN, KAKUZU! SASORI! TOBI, ZETSU! MOVE YOUR ASSES TO THE LIVING ROOM NOW!"

After a fight between Kakuzu and Hidan, Tobi tripping down a flight of stairs, and a death threat, they where all assembled in the living room.

"Ok so I learned today that He wants is to begin our missions today so…remember who your after?"

"Hai Itachi-sama," they all said.

"Good now Deidara and Sasori will travel with Kisame and myself since our targets are together. Everyone one else go!" In a blink of an eye the others where gone.

"Ready?" Kisame.

"I was BORN ready!" Itachi said. (A/N: Laura was BORN ready Jackie!)

Itachi want to leave but Kisame stopped him.

"Glasses?"

"AAG! YOU SCUK KISAME! YOU SUCK!"

Naruto sighed as he walked down the streets with Jiraiya, who had caught up with him. He looked down at the boy with sad eyes.

"You know what Naruto?" he asked. Naruto looked up.

"What?" he asked in a dull tone.

"You need to do something to get your mind off the 4th…"

"Bringing him up won't help!"

"LET ME FINSIH! Now the next part of the exams isn't coming up for a while so…how about I take you training? And I suggest you bring someone." Naruto's eyes shined with happiness.

"Really Ero-sennin!? GREAT! Hold on! Stay there!" he yelled as he ran down the street.

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"KANKURO! GET THE DOOR!" Gaara yelled.

"TEAMRI! GET THE DOOR!" Kankuro yelled.

"GAARA! GET THE DOOR!" Temari yelled. Gaara sighed and got the door.

'Every time,' he though. When Gaara opened the door, Naruto was there with an idiotic grin on his face and a backpack.

"Gaara my brother!" he said happily.

"…"

"Hey…Jiraiya is going to take me training for a little. Wanna come?"

"Training with the Jiraiya? SURE!" He ran upstairs and packed then yelled "I'M GOING TRAINING WITH NARUTO! BE BACK IN A FEW DAYS! OK BYE!" Then he slammed the door behind him.

"What he say?" Temari asked.

"Something about cheese?" Kankuro asked.

"Ok now where are we going?" Sasori asked.

"Well…ug…I'm not sure really. Deidara! Check the village to see where they are!" Itachi snapped.

"Sure, yeah!" Deidara said. The 4 where standing on a cliff, just outside the village where they could see everything.

Deidara pulled his hair back to revel the scanner Itachi gave him to…scan things on missions. This was the only time anyone got to see Deidara's whole face but you still couldn't see his eye.

Deidara pushed the button on the scanner. "Ug…it doesn't look like they're here, yeah."

"Shit," Kisame swore. "What now?"

"We go through the country and look in every village. They couldn't have gone far," Itachi sighed.

"You wanna go out of the village for a few days?" Tsunade asked.

"Problem?" Jiraiya asked.

"Oh not really…only that you wanna take the two boys that the 4 strongest ninja in Akatsuki want and YOU'RE the only one with them and you get distracted every time you see an ass."

"HA! ERO-SENNIN!" Naruto laughed. Gaara just blinked.Carlisle rolled his now black eyes.

"Well…ug…" Jiraiya stared.

"AND! Not only are they the 4 strongest ninja, they are working for that snake Maru and that traitor Kabuto! Do you understand the danger your are putting them in?" Tsunade yelled.

"Ug…"

"Fine! Permission granted! On one conduction…Rachel!"

"Hai Hokage-sama?" the Iwa nin asked.

"Please travel with these 3. Make sure nothing happens and make sure Jiraiya doesn't act like the D- ass he is."

"HEY! I ONLY GOT A D- ONCE AND YOU KNOW IT!" the frog Sannin yelled.

"D- ASS!"

"Ug…hai Hokage-sama," Rachel mumbled.

"Tsunade if you wouldn't mind I think that this will be a wonderful test for my children, may a few join them?" Carlisle asked.

"Sure, who?" Carlisle though about it, most likely thinking on which ones needed to hunt or not.

"Jasper, Alice, Edward, and Bella."

"Hey! Ero-sennin! What cha gonna teach us?" Naruto asked.

"I told you not to call me that in public!" Jiraiya yelled. Gaara rolled his eyes. Rachel was confused.

The clocked figures of Jasper, Alice, and Edward, along with Bella walked a few feet behind them, kinda freaked out.

"Baka. Be more respectful," Gaara said.

After some traveling, they arrived in a new village. Jiraiya said that there was a good training field near there and they could stay in a motel.

"Ok we need a room with 6 beds. Have those?" he asked.

"Hai," the worker responded.

"Good!" Jiraiya turned to get Naruto and spotted a very pretty woman. "NARUTO!!! LOOK!!!" he whispered.

"Eh?" Naruto then saw the woman. "WOW! SHE'S CUTE!"

"Yeah! Now you and Gaara take Rachel and the Cullens to the room and model charka or something!" Jiraiya handed Naruto the key and was off.

"HEY! YOU SAID YOU WHERE GOING TO TRAIN US!" But his words where unheard by the white hair ninja.

In the room Naruto and Gaara sat on their beds, Indian style, modeling charka and Rachel read a book. Jasper, Alice, Edward, and Bella watched in interest. Naruto was mumbling under his breath on how stupid Jiraiya was.

30 minutes later, Naruto made about 4 clones of himself and Gaara did the same but with sand. Rachel was still reading. Jasper, Alice, Edward, and Bella where still watching.

An hour later where even more clones of the boys but they where all asleep. "Way are they all sleeping?" Naruto asked.

"Donno," Gaara replied.

"Are they in that one, yeah?" Deidara asked.

"Iie," Itachi responded.

"That one, yeah?"

"Iie."

"That oooone yeah!?"

"IIE! I WILL TELL YOU WHEN I FIND THEM OK!? GOD DEIDARA!"

"You know you love me, yeah!" Itachi dug his head father in his coat and pushed his hat father on his head. After some walking Itachi stopped.

"Here," he pointed. They walked in and up the stairs with not a single person stopping them.

"Crawling in my skin! These wounds they will not heal! Fear is how I fall! Confusing what is real!" Gaara sang randomly.

"God your emo," Naruto pointed out.

"Are not!"

"You steal Temari's eyeliner!"

"DO NOT!"

"Ok I know what to do," they heard a voice say.

"You don't know what to do. You talk, talk, talk, all the time!" another voice said.

"Do you want my help?"

"Yes I want your help!"

"Tell me what to say. But don't tell me what to say."

"THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!"

"EXACTLY!"

"Perfect!"

"Follow my lead."

"What the hell?" Edward said, listening to the thoughts of those who just spoke. His eyes narrowed.

"What is it?" Bella asked.

"You'll see. Get ready…"

Then they heard a knock on the door.

"We'll get it," Naruto said, dragging Gaara to the door. He opened it to 4 guys dressed in red and black and with bamboo hats.

"Naruto-kun…Gaara-sama…your coming with us," one of the 4 said.

Naruto screamed like a girl.

"AKATSUKI IS HERE TO TAKE US AWAY AND TAKE THE DEMONS OUT OF US AND KILL US! AAAAAAAG!"

"Right…so can you make this easy?"

"Go to hell!" Gaara snapped.

"Boys! Get behind me!" Rachel made it so that she was in front of the boys, kunai in hand. "If you want these boys, you're going to have to go through me!"

"That can be arranged," the once at the door said.

Edward, Jasper, and Alice pushed Bella next to Rachel and covered them.

"Try going through us!" Alice threatened.

"Either give them to us now or I'll kill you and make a puppet out of your corps!" another said. (A/N: omg…I have no IDEA who that is! -.-)

"UCHIHA ITACHI!" a voice said and Sasuke jumped in front of The Cullens. "Stay away from them!"

"Orokana otouto…move or die," Itachi said, taking his hat off.

"So…that's the infamous Uchiha Itachi," Edward mumbled.

"And who the hell are you, yeah!?" Deidara snapped.

"Vampires," Itachi said coolly. "The Cullen Family. From Forks, Washington."

"Oh them, yeah," Deidara nodded.

"No way! We fight! Here and now!" Sasuke told Itachi, not noticing the other convocation going on. Itachi sighed.

"Again!? Haven't I proved that I can kick your ass?"

"I want Naruto and Gaara to help me kill you! I think it would be an honor for my REAL brothers to kill you with me!"

"Fine." He turned to the other 3. "Cover the girls and the vampires. If the girls tried to move or help, kill them. Do what you see fit to the vampires."

"Hai!" They surrounded them, all had kunais in hand.

"Kyuubi, Shukaku, steep forward." Carefully, Naruto and Gaara moved next to Sasuke.

Sasuke nodded to Naruto and Gaara. They nodded back.

"ATTACK!" Sasuke yelled.

"KAGE BUSHIN NO JUTSU!" Naruto called, making 4 clones of himself. The clones grabbed Itachi by the arms and legs and pushed him against the wall, immobilized.

Sasuke then ran to Itachi's right, Naruto to the left, and Gaara in the middle.

"Ready?"

"Hai!"

"Go!" Sasuke and Gaara started forming hand seals.

"Chibi Ryuusa Bakuryu!" Gaara yelled.

"Chidori!" Sasuke yelled.

"Rasengan!" Naruto yelled.

Itachi stared in wide-eyed horror as an avalanche of sand, an eclectic ball of charka, and a spinning ball of charka where heeding towards him and there was nothing he could do.

"ITACHI-SAMA NOOOO!" the three yelled.

'Oh my god. I'm going to die. I'm going to die right here, right now and SASUKE is going to be the one doing along with my mission and Deidara and Sasori's mission. Oh my god!' Itachi though. In his mind's eye, his life flashed before his eyes but right around the age of 15…it stopped and all he could see was a white light and felt a horrible burning sensation on his upper right arm. He cried out in pain as a white glow shown from his right sleeve.

The attack stopped and Naruto ordered the clones to take Itachi's coat off.

Under the coat Itachi was dressed in black pants that connected with his sandals (like Zabuza) and a short-sleeved purple top with a V shaped neck, showing fishnet and his necklace. His ANBU tattoo was still on his upper left arm while on his upper right arm, was glowing white as a new tattoo formed. One that was shaped like a star with the Uchiha fan in the center.

"Oh shit…" Sasuke said. The glowing stopped and Itachi slowly opened his eyes. The Sharingan activated itself but it wasn't red but Hyuuga white with 3 black tear drops in the center.

All 3 boys took a step back in horror. Bella was frozen in terror also.

"What's that?" Kisame asked, taking his hat off to get a better look.

"White eyes?" Sasori asked, taking his hat off also.

"Eyes of a Hyuuga, yeah," Deidara said, doing what the other 2 did.

"Be careful," Sasuke warned everyone. "Itachi has no idea what's going on right now. He can't tell the difference between friend and foe. We're all in danger."

"Itachi has a lot of anger…does that make it worse?" Kisame asked, not even knowing if his question made sense or not.

"Hai…it does." The shark man gulped.

Itachi smirked evilly, white eyes directed at Sasuke. He charged for Sasuke but he ducked right before. There was a deep hole in the wall where Sasuke's head was just seconds ago.

Itachi spun around and kicked Sasuke hard in the stomach, making the boy cough up blood.

"HEAD FOR THE HILLS!" Naruto yelled.

"How about the room?" Gaara asked.

"That's good too!" Gaara and Naruto pushed the 3 Akatsuki members, Rachel, and the Cullen Family in the room and mostly closed the door; they left it open enough so just their eyes could be seen.

"Right now, we're allies but after this, we're kidnapping your demon asses!" Kisame said. "And we'll do something to the girls and the vampires. I donno. We'll cross that path when we get there."

"Agreed (yeah)," they all said.

Deidara grabbed Rachel's hand in fear. Bella did the same to Edward and Alice to Jasper.

Outside, Itachi was basically killing Sasuke. He kept punching and kicking him so hard that bones where breaking all over the poor Uchiha boy's body.

"That strength and speed is amazing," Sasori said.

"Itachi is stronger then Tsunade herself and faster then Gai-sensei, Lee, and Shelly combined right now," Gaara explained. He then started to explain the curse as they watched.

Sasuke was bent over; tears of pain streaming down his cheeks, blood all over his body. Itachi only smirked evilly.

Inside Jasper tried to not look but Alice forced him to keep his now black eyes on the fight. "Look. This is part of why we're here. Control yourself." He stopped breathing and nodded. (A/N: they don't need to breathe, they do it out of habit and they can smell better if they breathe.)

'I…I can't win…he's going to kill me…I can't win…'

Suddenly, Sasuke's own star tattoo glowed and his blood red Sharingan eyes transformed to white Byakugan eyes. His whole body glowed white and healed itself. He smirked back at Itachi. He took the Hyuuga stance and Itachi did the same.

":O! ITACHI-SAMA IS GOING TO FIGHT HYUUGA STYLE! YEAH!" Deidara gasped.

"Did you just spell out ':O'?" Sasori asked.

"Yes I did, yeah."

"I TOLD you that when the curse is activated they have Hyuuga powers!" Gaara snapped.

"But even in a trance I can't imagine Itachi-sama fight Hyuuga style, yeah. He's so against Uchiha's learning the Hyuuga ways, yeah."

Itachi and Sasuke where exchanging blow after blow, trying to hit the most vile of organs. Sasuke then changed his stance and started hitting Itachi's charka points.

Itachi kneeled over in pain, no longer able to use his charka or move because the pain was so bad. He was a sitting duck.

Again Itachi glowed and when the glowing stopped, Itachi's eyes where no longer white with the teardrops but white with eerie red clouds.

Gaara and Naruto gasped. "He's the first to EVER activate the second level!" they said as they closed the door a bit more.

Itachi looked down at his hands in curiosity. He noticed that sparks where coming from his fingertips. He smirked and forced the eclectic charge at Sasuke. He barley moved out of the way.

The force caused a strong wind, knocking the door open. Before they had a chance to close it, Itachi attacked Sasuke again and missed. The lighting hit a pole and bounced back, aimed for Rachel!

Deidara saw this and jumped in the way, taking the attack.

Rachel started wide-eyed at him. His eyes where shut tight in pain, a hole in his coat and shirt, blood running down his back.

Everyone in the room gasped

"Why did you do it?" she asked. He looked up at her and smirked.

"To…s-save…(cough) you…yeah…" then Deidara passed out.

Sasuke new, though under a curses influence, knew he need to end this now. He used his super speed to get around Itachi and he kicked him hard in the neck, where his pressure points where.

Itachi gasped, eyes turning back to their normal black, before entering the death like state.

Sasuke's body sensed that all danger was gone and the curse deactivated itself and Sasuke passed out.

Kisame got Itachi and his coat and Sasori carried Deidara.

"Baka! I want a new partner!" Sasori told Kisame.

"Request heard for the millionth time and for the millionth time denied," Kisame sighed.

"Kuso…" Sasori mumbled.

"Next time, I swear your 9 tailed ass will be ours!" Kisame pointed to Naruto.

"Yeah! And your 1 tailed ass will be ours too!" Sasori pointed to Gaara. In a flash they where gone.

"Hello boys and girls…oh shit what happened?" Jiraiya came in at that exact moment.

They took Sasuke home and put him in the hospital.

"YOU BAKA!" Tsunade yelled. "THEY COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED! NARUTO AND GAARA COULD HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

Jiraiya just stood there for a long time, being yelled at. After a long time he said something that he's said before.

"Will you go out with me?"