"OK, Waluigi", Wario proudly exclaimed, "Are you ready to deliver this product to the customer?", as he gave his brother the brown box with a piece of paper attached to it. Waluigi picked up the box. "Why did we start doing this, again?" he asked. He read the address on the paper. "ALOLA REGION?", he yelled. "B-but that's across the frickin' ocean!"
Wario crossed his arms. "Well, somebody ordered it and they need it delivered."
Waluigi rolled his eyes as he walked out of the store, on the way to the customer. He arrived in Toad Harbor, and walked into the waiting room. However, all the seats were full, so Waluigi decided to wait it out. He ended up waiting 6 hours, and fell asleep doing so. ''Now boarding: Hau'oli City. Now boarding: Hau'oli City.'' the intercom said, as Waluigi sprung up from his slumber and ran onto the dock and boarded the ship. He huffed and puffed as he placed himself onto one of the seats. He looked up at the captain. ''How long is this going to take, exactly?'' he asked. The captain turned the wheel as he looked back. ''Yar, it take t'least 24 'ours.''
24 Hours later, the ship arrived at Hau'oli City's marina, and Wal walked out into the city, stretching his arms. The fresh Melemele sun shined on his face as he walked toward his destination. ''Ow. Ow. Ow. My feet hurt.'' he whined. ''You think that's bad?'', Diddy Kong said as he took a bite of his malasada, which, of course, was banana flavored, ''I got nerfed in Smash, and I'm still not over it.''
Waluigi arrived in the Hau'oli Outskirts, and to the porch of the customer's house. He rang the doorbell, and a young mother opened the door. ''Alola! You must have the package we ordered!'' the woman excitedly greeted. Waluigi reached behind him and pulled out the parcel. The lady woman took the box and opened it, inside was a single Potion. Waluigi watched in shock. ''What the FUCK!? WHY DID YOU ORDER A POTION FROM A STORE MILES AND MILES AWAY IF THERE'S A POKEMART NOT FAR OF A WALK FROM HERE?'' he yelled. ''I dunno. I like exotic stuff.'' the woman shrugged.
Waluigi facepalmed as he slowly walked back. A yellow creature came from the sky and started to float in front of him. ''Greetings, Waluigi, I am the guardian of Melemele island, Tapu Koko. You are the chosen one, the one that can save Alola, and I will give you this special Z-Ring.'' the creature said, as it handed Waluigi a watch-like wristband. Waluigi looked down at the ring, a sad look on his face. ''Whatever, I'll give it to Timido or something.'', he mumbled, as he walked away.