sorri i knew i promosed 2 uploed evrry dey butt ive ben wokring on somethin! (Haha, that describes me too...sorry I've done nothing for like a month :/ but I'll finish this story today and start working on other things :D Also, I probably won't be updating Dark Curses until I figure out what I'm doing with it...anyways, enjoy my awful reactions) ok... get redy for the big reveal...

at da end ov da chaptur!

moonster gaped at the suden siht "LOLOSTAR! ITS U! I THUT U WERE DED!" monstar screemed in horor "no... iwaz nevur ded mooonstar... ITS TIM E FOR ME TO GE E!" lolostar SCREEMED az she jump down frum hol, (yes, it is physically possible to jump down from a hole.) aideye and rainbowclud follow, "O NU! RUN!" the leeder ov sunnyballclan sed, runing of her catz follwoing. the leeder of badclen, bookster luked ofer at moonstar "ill help fiht. BADDCALN CEAMT TACK!" BADCLEN LEEDER SED AZ THEIR CET SLEEPED FOWARD (I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S HAPPENING AND THE CAT JUST SLEEPED FORWARD AND I'M EVEN MORE CONFUSED) "KILL TEM!" bookstar yeled luedly, he bruk warrior code dat time cuz no kiling aloud. butr oh well cuz THIS WAZ SERIOS!

(Maybe "sleeping forward" is a form of exercise you can do in your sleep)

(I think that would benefit us internet humans)

nightsakura-senpai lueked ofer at moonstar "there staling, we shuld hide" he wopsed 2 moonstar "but we shuld help dem!" seh wopsed bak "no, dat mite kill u, letz run!" he wopsed back az dey run ov tegethur 2 hied undur cans of chef boiar D. (...you're hiding under cans? Is that possible? Why cans of Italian pasta?)

moonstar luked ovur at nightsakura-senpai "i haf 2 thnk u 4 safing me ot dere..." moonstar wopsed 2 nigtsakerka-senapi agen... "i no... did u no u ward cu?" nighstaruko-sebapi loekd in2 mosntarz eies "ur cuer..." moonster wopsed and sudnen ly nighstekura-senpai LEENED IN AND DEN DEY KIZZED MATTED IT WZ CUL AND SEXMY! (WHY IS THIS HAPPENING.)

moonster peneted "i'm given BOROR BOTTRHIH!" (you don't give birth immediately after mating you pointless item)

meenedwhile wiff nolicepaw end bludpaw...
bludpaw sed "i dunt feel so gud..."
noicepaw falepamed "dud i tuld u! dunt eeet dat much kandy... new folluw me" he sed, kneeled dowen end welking under a rak ov kendy wile bloodypaw fallwu
"sorri... it test guD" he sed neer teers bludpawsed.
noicepaw nozzle hiz hed "its ok, letz jus weiht dis battul out..." (if cats eat too much candy they explode *places dynamite under the candy rack*)

end with cherripelt?
she waz puttin on makeup went dusdely UT OV NOWHERE AIDEYE JUMPO OUT KILL! cherripelt bloodplsat evurywhar! sad *cry* (okay bye cherrypelt you won't be missed)

treespotz end sweetcreem were fending dem ov, esily killen there armi. (I will never understand how this universe works)

ok now 4 de annouecnement... my mom let me mek a youtube accunt! YOU NO WAT DIS MEENS! moonstars desinty is now beng made, i gutmy sistur 2 even help get voie actor and actroesses! she'z gonna vuce moonstar for me becuz i dont have a mocprphone... but tha intro iz being made riGHT NOW! DATZ WHY I WAZ GON! HAHA Im so happy i hurp u r 2! i hupe that by da tieim we get to... 300 FREVOORIS! itll be dun! im so happi and prod uv u al for hepping me and ashleygirl! thenkz egen*hreat* and noW -moonkit098 (...does this exist? *quickly checks*)

(Holy StarClan, search the internet for "Moonstars Destiny INTRO" if you want to be scarred forever, everything hurts now)

(what is that thing with the rainbow pile on its head)

(TWO MORE CHAPTERS WE'VE ALMOST SURVIVED)