A/N: Um...hehe...this chapter may seem a little...off...perhaps I should have rated it M...Anyway thank you everyone who reviewed!! Please flame me afterward on how this chapter totally sucked!! ^^
Disclaimer:
Anthony: Uh...why would we even be on Fanfiction if we actually owned these series? This author does not own Death Note, thank you.
Warning: Ehehehehehe...if you're a preteen, please, I beg of you, don't read on...
Surprisingly, Kiyo and Yomi both woke up at the same exact time.
As last night's scene flashed through their minds, both thought the same thought at the same time.
I'm gonna kill him.
And we all know from the last chapter who "him" is for Kiyo and Yomi, so let's just move on.
Breakfast...
"That's so weird. No one noticed us dangling from the compartment? No one at all?!"
Mello shrugged, biting into a chocolate bar. "I guess they were all distracted by your friend Rokya. I mean, he set a guy on fire."
Kiyo hissed at the memory. "He is not my friend, he never was. Rokya's a sick evil bastard that I need to give a good pounding to."
Matt raised an eyebrow. "He called you Yoko instead of Kiyo. Do you guys go, like way back or something?"
"Not in a very good way..." Yomi muttered stirring her cereal gloomily. "Most of the time, they were trying to kill each other."
"...interesting..." Mello finished his chocolate bar.
"Augh..." Kiyo pushed her bowl away. "I can't eat...I didn't sleep long enough." The boy in front of her smirked.
"Pretty boy's kiss kept you awake all night?"
Kiyo's droopy eyes shot open. "Thanks, Mello." She got off of her chair.
Matt frowned. "Why are you thanking him?"
Kiyo started to the doorway. "He just reminded me of something I needed to do."
"...which is?" Mello asked. During this whole conversation, Near was just sitting with a bowl of cereal and playing with his robots, wearing an almost identical white shirt to the one that ripped yesterday.
Kiyo slowly turned around.
"...Kill Yagami Raito." With her baggy eyes and dead tone, she sounded like a very dangerous girl version of L.
Mello held back a gulp. I almost feel sorry for that guy...
Matt went back to his gameboy. "You can't really blame her, Mels, I mean, he did kind of take advantage of her..."
Near was completely unfazed by this information and was still playing with his robots.
Yomi yawned. "You're actually going to try and find him? I'm just waiting for Ryuuzaki to show his face."
Mello turned around. "You mean, you're going to kill L too?"
Yomi grinned, looking extremely dangerous in Mello's and Matt's opinions. "Kill him?" She asked in an innocent tone that seemed very out of place, "Of course I'm not going to kill him."
Matt shuddered. "In other words, you're going to torture him to the brink of death?"
"...maybe..."
"Yomi, this is exactly why Ryuuzaki hasn't come down yet." Kiyo pointed out. "Or that's at least part of the reason..."
"Mmm..."
Near finally spoke. "Kiyo-san?"
"What is it?"
"Rokya-kun...he's a very unique kind of person, isn't he?"
Kiyo laughed bitterly. "I'm not sure unique is the correct way to put it..."
"Why do you think he left us yesterday?"
Even Yomi perked up in curiosity, that reason had been driven out of their minds due to... an unfortunate circumstance...that was Rokya's fault!! Kiyo thought angrily. If he didn't leave that hole, Light wouldn't have been able to...bleech...
"I'm not exactly sure, but something must have caught his attention." Kiyo explained. "Rokya would have never just left us if it wasn't something big..."
"What do you think it could have been?" Matt asked inquisitively.
Kiyo stretched. "It must have been something definitely weird, considering it caused Rokya to change his plans..."
It couldn't have been Zarth?!!
Kiyo paused. No...that wasn't alarm in his face...it was more like...surprise?
"He was looking down when he saw it, whatever it was..." Kiyo mused. "He was just looking down lazily, but something caught his eye..."
"So it was something underneath us?" Mello wondered. Matt rolled his eyes.
"Dimwit, we were four hundred feet off the ground. A lot of things were under us."
"But," Kiyo interjected, "it had to be somewhere in Rokya's line of vision."
"There was a lot of traffic beneath us..." Near said quietly. "Maybe a certain vehicle attracted his attention..."
"Or a certain person inside of the vehicle.." Yomi pointed out. "I wouldn't put it past Ch-Rokya, I mean."
Kiyo leaned against the doorway. Maybe Zarth created something?
I thought you said it wasn't Zarth...
I meant it wasn't something bad Zarth did, or Rokya would be a little afraid...it was complete surprise and confusion on Rokya's face, though, so Zarth must have something to do with it...
Kiyo groaned. "Damn. Why am I even doing this?"
All four, even Near, looked at her. "Huh?"
Kiyo put a hand to her forehead. "At this rate, Raito-kun and Ryuuzaki had figured all of this out by last night and have already found several theories."
"..."
"..."
"...guess you're right..."
"That kind of thinking is not healthy for Kiyo-chan."
"Ryuuzaki!!" They all turned around. The said man stood there with Raito at his side.
"...hi..."
"Ryuuzaki, Raito-kun!" Kiyo said happily. "A-are the two of you alright?"Matt managed to successfully stomp on Mello's foot before the blond could give her a strange look.
"...I'm fine." L said, looking anything but fine.
"Raito-kun, is that bandages on your hand?" Kiyo asked anxiously.
The teen shrugged. "It's nothing..."
"That doesn't look like nothing, Raito-kun." Kiyo went over to get a closer look. "Raito-kun, it must have hurt a lot.."
"Just what the hell is she going to do?" Mello whispered to Matt.
"Dunno," Matt whispered back, "but what she's doing right now is scaring me..."
"Hey, Ryuuzaki..." Yomi waved a hand in greeting. L came warily. "Yes? Yomi-chan?"
"I need to ask a favor of you."
L looked ready to bolt right then and there. "Stay still so Yomi-chan can beat me with that evil frying pan?"
Yomi laughed innocently. "Don't be silly, Ryuuzaki." L repressed a shudder. "Then...what is it?"
"Can you help me make cookies?"
Mello, Matt, and even Near looked up in surprise. "Huh?"
"Huh?" L asked stupidly. Yomi smiled at him. "Do you want to help me make cookies or not?"
"Um...sure..." L shifted his feet nervously.
"Come here, then." Taking the detective by the hand, Yomi led him away.
Matt and Mello looked at each other. So what is she going to do to him?
Raito sighed as he was dragged along. Kiyo followed him, turning back to look at the three orphans. "Don't you three want to come to?"
Matt and Mello exchanged uneasily looks. "Um...we're fine, thanks..."
They watched the four disappear into the kitchen.
"...now what will they do to them?"
"I don't know, and to be honest, I don't want to know..."
Near finally spoke again. "It will probably be something very humiliating and entertaining, knowing those two girls."
Matt and Mello exchanged looks again.
Near rolled his eyes. "Now that I've just said that, you two are going to try and video tape them, aren't you?"
"Hehe...."
Yomi gave L a box of cookie batter. "Hold this."
Is it a box of...wild red ants or something?! L thought wildly as he reached for it. Or maybe it'll stun me...or maybe...
It was a pity in Raito's opinion that L couldn't see how stupid he looked, treating a box of cookie batter as if it was a bomb...it was only until Kiyo sat down next to the eighteen year old that Raito remembered.
...shit...He was in deep, if not deeper, trouble as much as L was...Raito blushed when he remembered what he did the other night.
"Raito-kun? Why are you blushing?"Kiyo tilted her head, looking at him quizzically.
"Er...nothing..." He focused his attention on L, who was watching Yomi stir the batter.
The said girl turned around to the insomniac, a confused expression on her face. "Ryuuzaki?"
"Hm?"
"Not that I'm complaining or anything...but why haven't you tried to sneak away any cookie dough?" L's mouth dropped. What is she playing at?!!
"After yesterday's events, I thought it would be wise not to bother Yomi-chan anymore..."
Yomi raised an eyebrow. "Really?"
"Yes..." L gritted his teeth, wishing she would just hit him already.
"Okay." She went back to stirring.
It was then when it hit L. She was going to act completely normal, doing ordinary things while he was on his guard...and then when he wasn't...L repressed another shudder. But this hadn't been the first time he was faced with such a situation. Believe me, Yomi-chan...I will not lose...
Meanwhile...
"Seriously, Raito-kun, why are you so embarrassed?"
"Nothing.." Raito clenched his fist. Did she really...
Kiyo frowned. "Raito-kun...can I ask you something?"
"Wh-what..." Raito cursed. Of course he would stutter...
"Did something happen last night?"
The poor suspect's head jerked up in confusion. "D-don't you remember?!" Dammit, what was he doing?!!! Making her remember...what he did...ARGH!!!!!!!
Kiyo's brow furrowed in polite puzzlement. "I remember you hugging me, and then I was feeling so tired from shock and fear and everything, and then I think I blacked out. What happened after I did?"
Raito blushed a furious red. Shit shit shit shit shit shit SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!
Watching all of this, Mello tensed excitedly. "Kiyo really is evil...making him say it out loud..."
"Shhh..." Matt turned the other camera to L and Yomi.
L had long since crack and completely let his guard down, expecting the thing to happen anytime now. Anything would be better than this....this tension!!!!! Sure, he had been in other situations like this, but not with Yomi...his stomach twisted uncomfortably...
"Yomi-chan..."
"Yeah?"
"Isn't Yomi-chan...upset?"
"Why would I be upset?" Yomi set the timer. L hadn't really helped with the cookies at all, to be honest.
L rolled his eyes. "While you were obviously exhausted beyond your limit, I took that as an opportunity to kiss your cheeks. I expected Yomi-chan to be furious, and she probably is furious right now. Why is she holding back?"
"To tell you the truth, Ryuuzaki, I was really pissed about it." Yomi leaned against the counter. "But hey, I've experienced worst...must I remind you?"
L blushed. "No..."
Yomi smirked at the embarrassed sight of the detective. "Ryuuzaki...we've been through a lot of 'awkward situations', haven't we?"
"Yes, but-"
"So one more doesn't even make much a difference at this point." Yomi cut in.
"I suppose so..."
"Then just leave it."
"...alright..."
"Raito-kun, what is it?" Kiyo asked warily.
"Um..." Raito inwardly swore as his face grew steadily redder. "I..."
"Yes?"
"I..." He swallowed. "I..."
Mello tensed in anticipation.
"I...I kind of held you closer...and then..."
"Wow, you really are a pervert..." A monotone behind Mello caused the said boy to jump. "What the fuck?!!!!!!! Near?!!!"
"Yes."
"Why the hell are you here?!!!!"
"Because I have nothing better to do. If I were you, I'd be quieter and watch the screen, because Yagami-kun looks like he's about to say something..."
Raito swallowed. "I...just held you closer, and you kind of snuggled against me, and...yeah..."
"...'and yeah?'"
"..."
"..."
"Well..."
"Well what? I still don't see how that's something to get so embarrassed about, Raito-kun." Kiyo raised her eyebrows. "The last time you looked like this was when you picked up a certain undergarment that neither us don't want to be reminded about."
This, however, only made Raito choke more in embarrassment. The teen started to curl into a small ball as if wanting to just disappear, which, of course, he probably did.
"Um..."
"Raito-kun?"
"Yes?"
"You have ten."
Raito's eyebrows shot up in confusion. "Ten?!!!"
Even Near looked confused. "Ten?"
"Ten."
"Ten what?!!!"
"10."
"HUH?!!"
"Raito-kun, what happened last night?"
Mello frowned. "What the hell does Kiyo mean?"
Near picked up his robot. "A countdown?"
"A countdown?!!!"
9
8
7
6
"Er..."
"Raito-kun, please tell me what happened last night."
5
4
3
"erm...."
2
1
0
"Raito-kun?"
"Nothing. I just get really uneasy when I hold girls in my arms, that's all."
"..."
"..."
"..."
Wrong answer, Light.
Kiyo suddenly flipped the hood of her jacket over her head.
"K-Kiyo-chan?"
"You're so stupid, Raito-kun." Kiyo said cheerfully.
"H-huh?!!!"
"I know I'm stupid compared to you and Ryuuzaki, but did you honestly think that I'd forget what you did last night?"
"WHAT?!!!!!" Raito's face grew strawberry red in a matter of milliseconds.
"Apparently, that's a yes.." Kiyo muttered, drawing her hood down under her eyes. She quickly darted behind Raito.
"K-K-K-K-KIYO-CHAN...."
"It seems that I've rendered you speechless, Light." Kiyo gently wrapped her arms around Raito's waist.
"AAAAAAHH!!!!!!" Raito blushed harder and trembled as he felt something. In. His. Pants.
"Well then, Raito-kun," Kiyo switched back to the honorific, "I'll use that to my advantage, just like you did last night." With her hood firmly covering her eyes, Kiyo yanked Raito's pants down in one swift movement.
"Wha-" Raito yelled stupidly. Kiyo darted away.
At that moment, Yomi and L decided to turn around.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
Matt and Mello's mouths dropped open.
"..."
"..."
"..." Near just gave the screen a lazy glance before going back to his robots. "Well, that one's probably going to be popular on youtube..."
"..."
"..."
Kiyo was about to run out of the kitchen, but then caught sight of Yomi's face.
"Yomi, wha-" Kiyo was not stupid enough to turn around, but Yomi looked like she was going to puke.
"..."
L calmly closed his eyes and turned away. "Well, on the positive side, I can now say I have been faced with worst..."
At that exact moment, the oven's timer rang.
Kiyo had covered her eyes because she hadn't wanted to see Raito's underwear. But by doing so, she protected herself from something much, much worst.
You see, Raito, being the extremely intelligent person he was, didn't have any underwear on.
"..."
"You know, I think I'm gonna leave now..." Kiyo left the kitchen.
And that concludes Kiyo's revenge on Raito.
"Isn't Yomi-chan going to leave as well?"
Avoiding the...sight in front of her, Yomi pulled out the cookies. "I would, but my job is not done yet."
"Huh?"
Yomi picked up a cookie. Before L could react she suddenly hit the detective in the balls with it. There was a cracking sound.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!!! DID L JUST GET HIT IN THE BALLS WITH A COOKIE?!!!!!!" Mello yelled in a mixture of horror and consternation.
"Apparently, it was a very tough cookie." Near commented.
"I can't believe you fell for that." Yomi said bluntly as L keeled over wordlessly. She pointed a finger at Raito without looking at him. "You. Do us all a favor including those three kids watching all of this and pull your pants up. Now my job is done." Yomi left the room after Kiyo.
"..."
Raito slowly pulled his pants up.
L just lay there. "Wow," the man commented from the floor, "they really did get us."
Mello resisted the strong urge to puke. "Well, there was our answer..."
Matt shrugged. "I've seen worst."
"You've seen worst?!!!" Mello demanded. "Just where, exactly?!!!"
"On porn sites."
"..."
"...the fuck?!!!"
"I can't believe you actually fell for that." Matt said, quoting Yomi. "Of course I'm lying, you dimwit!! Shit, I'm scarred for life now!!!"
"Very interesting, considering that you are also a male..." Near observed.
"Yeah, but hopefully I'll never seen myself do that..."
"..."
"..."
"Time to shut up now, I think."
"...yeah..."
I felt grossed out when I read this, and I'm the one who wrote it. Aaahh...see you next time, everyone!!